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Hey, it’s that time of the [insert arbitrary periodical time] again. So here’s another round of sarcasm (and, naturally, irony, satire and all other similar and not-so-similar forms of humor wrapped into memes) brought to you by the lovely folks on r/sarcasm.
So, yeah, scroll down. Or don’t.
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#1
Who Would?
David 1 year ago
Funny. Also true. I live in a rural area where for years migrants have been hired to prune and tie up the raspberry vines and other farm work. Before automated picking machines they did a lot of the harvest as well. Back then it was mostly kids (legal back then) and migrants harvesting the raspberries and strawberries in the summer because most local adults didn't want to.
Esist Nosrep 1 year ago
Everybody would do any jobs if payed well enough to live decently. Imigrants are used as cheeper labour and abused as they might not complain about work conditions
Mauricio A.Rivera 1 year ago
The sooner we wise up and give credit where credit is due the better we will be, as a nation as a world leader. Embrace don't disgrace!
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#2
Hmmm
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I've just sent it to my sister in law who is a pharmacist 🤣
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KombatBunni 1 year ago
I just snorted, and I never do that! Probably didn’t help that I had a mouthful of food..🤣
Jackie Olds 1 year ago
EXACTACTAMUNDO SIRR so any other?question ¿ I can answer today??? hmmmmm
#3
They Sneak Up On You And Hit You With A Sucker Punch
BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌 1 year ago
This post was quite viral during the quarantine, with this guy missing the commute
Hey! 1 year ago
That's when I saw it too. He was keeping the morning routine to get to work, because he was WFH.
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As you might have understood by now, the online sarcasm community is pretty big. No doubt there might be some overlap there among the various followings, but you have a good dozen or so pages that all revolve around sarcasm or similar forms of humor.
Well, r/sarcasm is one of them.
#4
Every Tall Guy Should Have This
Content Wombat 1 year ago
I wonder how many times he heard that before he had the cards printed. :)
Kesam 1 year ago
Zero times. He's so tall that he can't hear anything people say.
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Mini grizzly 1 year ago (edited)
Oh I know this. Not with the height but because I'm from Hungary so many people had the great come back like: "Oh you must be very hungry" - after the 5000000th time is not funny anymore
Turtle42 1 year ago
I made a shirt for friend when she was pregnant with the most asked questions drawn on it. To cut to the chase.
#5
So True 😂
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
That’s fair. Then leave us on a cliff hanger at the end, never to make a sequel.
Rachel 1 year ago
In a theater! When the third one came out. They did provide bathroom breaks.
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
It’s not an illusion! There are exit points every 20/45 minutes, which a movie doesn’t have.
Load More Replies... Isaac Nemo 1 year ago
One 8 hour storyline, plot development, etc is in fact much different than 8 1-hour storylines and plots. Why does this surprise people?
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
They’re literally stating that an 8- hour story (plot and all) broken up into 1-hour segments is more watchable than if it weren’t. There are plenty of 8-hour limited series that do this and they’re highly watched. The point is they won’t be if they were considered an 8-hour movie. Think: White Lotus, Knives Out, anything from the Flanoverse.
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#6
Fallen Angel
Nosirrow 1 year ago
Once a pupil went out of his way to ruin my lesson. I called his mother to complain. She said she knows how badly her son can behave and that she's also a teacher. Then demanded I apologise bc someone else was standing next to her son when he was misbehaving. Parents who always take the side of their kid are INSANE.
r/sarcasm is one of the few Reddit communities that are purely dedicated to the linguistic art. It’s also by proxy the biggest one, having a membership of 34,700 people.
The community was officially created pretty early in Reddit’s life—back in 2008, and since then other related communities have also popped up, namely r/DangerousSarcasm and r/LearnSarcasm.
#7
You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate
Paul 1 year ago
For some reason!?? My father would step on our toys all the time! And he made the same face! Lmao that's freaking hilarious! Thanks for the memories.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
My daughter used to be afraid of sharks so whenever we saw a picture like this with their teeth on show, I would get her to imagine they were singing a power ballad. For me, this one is singing Bohemian Rhapsody and there are three more bandmates about to make an appearance!
#8
Well, This Post Is Made For This Subreddit
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Yup. Mental illness is illness. Why is it that so many people don't understand that?
WindySwede 1 year ago
Cause a broken leg is more visible? For example. Or that they don't have gotten it and cand comprehend? Or they are the same and just because they are toxic they don't dare seek help? Or just an idiot? Even if it was an rhetorical question 🙃
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for ducks sake 1 year ago
Random thought, but last week I visited my local Indian Grocer in search of dates and saw British tea on the shelves. British tea is made from leaves grown in India. So much to be unpacked there about colonization and survival and national identity.
Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
I don't remember saving a BP photo/meme to my phone before. This one I might print and tape over certain people's mouths.
Rachel 1 year ago
What if you have both, substituting anxiety for depression? Am I just screwed?
Jasmyn JAY 1 year ago
How about having all 3? Asthma, depression and anxiety......
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RandomEpiBioPerson 1 year ago
As someone with asthma, I approve this message. XD
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Dean Marconi 1 year ago
Couldn't even change the title when stealing reddit posts for content?
#9
The Gameplay Is So Annoying
3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 1 year ago
I used to have the Super Duolingo ad memorized lol. Now my whole family uses it religiously so we just pay for a family plan
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Blue Mar 1 year ago
It's so bloody annoying, all those ducking ads! I never gonna buy any shhh IT from those ads. The same YT. For me is anti-buy reaction
Oddly Me 1 year ago
Then YT with their pop-up questions relating to ads. Seriously?! I refuse to answer till given the choice of ; Whatever you're selling, I am NOT interested in buying!
Load More Replies... deejak 1 year ago
Has anyone else noticed how many podcasters are trying to add ads seemlessly to their podcasts lately? Like, they used to warn you, but now an ad will start midway through a sentence. They're about to lose my ears.
VonBlade 1 year ago
No I hadn't noticed that at all but now I use Sensodyne Repair and Protect and my teeth have never been better so tell me more about your recent divorce.
Load More Replies... Mselaineyus 1 year ago
Yes, this review was helpful. It will not let me click, so I am writing to you instead.
Sarcasm is widely used for a number of reasons, seemingly mostly as a form of humor or criticism. Or maybe even humor and criticism.
But it could also be a way that someone hides their insecurities, expresses their anger, deals with social awkwardness and even asserts superiority through mocking.
#10
This One Got Me
deejak 1 year ago
"You missed my sarcasm sign." "You have a sarcasm sign?!?"
Load More Replies... Mselaineyus 1 year ago
Feel this! Was going to start a sarcasm club, no one took me seriously either.
#11
Well Noooo!
CryingChildKinnie 1 year ago
I wouldn't understand that this was sarcasm and would go "WAIT SPIDERMAN'S REAL THAT'S SO COOL"
Marcellus II 1 year ago
Get your shoes on then, we’re going in an adventure!
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Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
To be fair that could have referred to any on the version available online, DVD etc in the last 20 years. But it was funny
Rocks_tumbling 1 year ago
You’d be surprised what you see in NYC! there’s 12 spidermen in Times Square at any given time lol
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
I both approve this sarcasm and am disappointed that this wouldn't be a real date excursion.
#12
For Real? 😂😂😂
Sunny Day 1 year ago
When you are trying to set up an account on a new site and they don't tell you the password requirements!!!! Ok... 20 characters, some cap some not, 3 numbers, 2 special characters - password not valid... Dammit. Ok... 25 characters, some cap, some not, 4 numbers, 3 special characters? Password not valid
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
As a SysAdmin, I can swear that this happens, usually raising my blood pressure by 30 points and making me determined to see the developer get exsanguinated.
Lee Snider 1 year ago
They had this backwards. I always feel like throwing the chair at the computer....
Because sarcasm isn’t for everyone, the use of it can lead to mental health issues like rocky relationship dynamics, sabotaging any potential for emotional intimacy and embedding communication breakdowns.
Think of Chandler from Friends. Yeah, that level of dysfunctional.
#13
Then Everything Goes Black
Gen X Feral 1 year ago
ABANDON SHIP!!!! Runs down the hall with butt hanging out of ugly green gown
Jefferson Selvy 1 year ago
Almost as scary as hearing "what the hell was that!" Come out of the cardiologist during an emergency angiogram
#14
Uganda Help Is On The Way
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
So many whooshing sounds to be heard in this thread.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Ok chaps, I've got a suggestion here, how about if someone says anything outlandish, we just assume it's sarcasm. This has two benefits. If it was sarcasm, we are correct. If it wasn't, we puss them off. So win win
Rostit. . 1 year ago
We are. We don't need gold. Not to mention it'll cost half of that to mine it.
Load More Replies... deejak 1 year ago
I get where this comes from, but honestly, China and Russia are *much* more involved in the exploitation of African natural resources at the moment. America is preoccupied with trying to save itself.
Mr.Punch 1 year ago
Sure, but they are no hypocrits about their intentions. And they don't kill hundreds of thousands civilians...
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#15
Two Jets Cracking Jokes
Mama Penguin 1 year ago
"And then, for fun, I turned on my terrain warning alarm". "Lol brooo..."
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 1 year ago
It's a joke about a polar b...air! (Thank you I'll be here all week.)
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
All things considered, I'll only be taking humorless planes from now on.
It goes without saying that if sarcasm is becoming a problem, you should either tone it down, or stop using it altogether. Honestly, why would you, it’s amazing, but [sigh] it’s for the greater good.
Turn those sarcastic remarks to honest, respectful, and clear communication without it being at someone else’s expense. Folks would also trust you more.
#16
Shame On Humans, No Offense Tho
steaky 1 year ago
I miss the cat trail. The one with broken flowers, framed pictures on the floor and chewed cardboard boxes.
Gen X Feral 1 year ago (edited)
And water puddles next to the glasses they knocked over🤣
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Praea Kitten 1 year ago (edited)
If you think the bird, dog, or horse didn't leave cr@p all over the beach too.... To be clear, I'm not saying humans don't suck, just that these are heavily curated images
Martine Remmelzwaal 1 year ago
Yes those animals use so much plastic... 😒 Don't you just hate it when those horses toss away foodpackaging when they are having a stroll on the beach. One day I saw one just tossing his sunglasses away! And don't get me started about dogs and beer bottles. .
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#17
How To Turn Off Your Emotions
My O My 1 year ago
Somewhere on your body you have three dots in a row. Tap them
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Shale Beckman 1 year ago
I followed these steps years ago! Unfortunately, it's a lot harder to reinstall than uninstall
Isabel Care 1 year ago
I have been told that electro shock therapy can switch them off, randomise them, or delete everything, no choice as to which outcome happens
#18
Ethical Diet
CascadedFalls 1 year ago
Then, express a touch of sadness while staring at the floor, as though you miss partaking in consuming infants.
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VioletHunter 1 year ago
I wish people would hand me their babies to cuddle! But usually some grandma or other relative has already elbowed her way into pole position. *sigh*
Brendan 1 year ago (edited)
I've never had a pet. Nothing against animals or animal lovers; I've just never felt the desire. One day, a friend (who knows I've taken care of an animal), hands me her dog's leash, asks me to mind her dog, and walks into a shop. She just presumed I'd be completely comfortable with it. Never presume.
bakedpotato 1 year ago
What IS it with parents who expect everyone is just gagging to hold their little bag of wet smelly Thing!
Julia Anderson 1 year ago
if vegetarians eat a plant basted, veggie diet, i have often wondered what Presbyterians eat??? just a twisted thought.
It also helps to reflect upon your behavior. Ponder why you use sarcasm in the first place and tackle that.
Do you feel angry? Do you feel insecure? Do you feel vulnerable? Work on those issues and find healthier ways to communicate past that.
#19
No, You Caption This
#20
I Found This Meme To Be Legit Facts
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Well yes, but Ernie never gave a shït, so it also taught resilience
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#21
Hybrid Ears
Cathy Mcgee 1 year ago
Absolutely. Also hearing aids these days. Which always tangle on the mask strings when you take it off & everything falls off!
Jackie Lulu 1 year ago
I lost a hearing aid during covid, just this way. Found it the next day in the store parking lot, squashed flat.
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Another aspect to focus on is practicing empathy. Empathy is essentially putting yourself in other people’s shoes. By doing so, you will understand how hurtful some of the things you say might be.
Oddly enough, folks with higher levels of empathy are better equipped to identify sarcasm and get on the same level, again showing that sarcasm isn’t for everyone, so don’t force it on everyone.
#22
Shtonqq
frederick clause 1 year ago
Someone else said it better but in the US colleges aren't schools but they are sports franchises with education as a side gig.
PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago
So I guess if I was 35 years younger, looking for some academia, I would find a school with little to no sports... sigh
Load More Replies... Ron 1 year ago
Then they make hundreds of millions off of those athletes, and still raise tuitions yearly🤬
Shane G 1 year ago
That sports money has to go towards making sure the highest paid public servant in the state is a football or basketball coach.
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amanda strachan 1 year ago
Ridiculous. It never ceases to amaze me how much we value 'entertainment' above academia. Paying footballers and actors millions of pounds when a surgeon in the UK can put a donated heart into you, saving your life and earns a fraction of what a film actor gets for learning lines and pretending!!!
Kay Christensen 1 year ago
Educating idiots with balls. For free. Sounds about right. How about educating the ones with brains for free and charging the ones who want to play all their lives like kids yet are multimillionaires in their twenties?
Bruised Panda 1 year ago
Just soooooo wrong I feel like all pro athletes should be required to donate to a special fund to support Teachers,Police, and Firemens salaries or bonuses and supplies
#23
Either That.,. "Heres My Genitals"
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
and now i have my schedule made for the week end : blackadder marathon !!!
𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 1 year ago
Easy to forget the same actor was the lead in House! Hugh Laurie has great range (putting it mildly)
Darryl Martin 1 year ago
He is also a very accomplished musician. He is an unfathomably gifted human. Just like his friend Stephen Fry.
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realenancy170 1 year ago
It's painful watching Blackadder. My sides and face hurt from laughing.
#24
What Thee Hell Do You Think?
BarkingSpider 1 year ago
Had a cop say something like this when my car completely died at a stop sign. I just stared at him til he said something else. He was serious too.
Load More Replies... David 1 year ago
Why would they build an overpass so low? 2.2m / 7.2 feet. That is almost too low for a tall person on roller skates.
Linda Roeleveld 1 year ago
It is a bridge over a bike path, no cars allowed
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Robert T 1 year ago
That's a very low bridge! The ceiling in my apartment is 2.35m and I can touch that without standing on tiptoes!
In turn, it helps to know your audience and understand where sarcasm is appropriate. But besides individual people, there’s also a whole cultural aspect to consider as some cultures are more accepting of it while others not so much.
Let alone, not every culture uses sarcasm in the same way and there can also be differences seen in terms of gender and social status.
#25
Just To Lessen The Expenses, Lol
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Depends on who drives the car, if the bad guys drive it in action movies it will explode after being hit in the tires
PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago
And it depends on the car... CHRISTINE ALWAYS STARTED
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Isabella 1 year ago
Exactly my thought, I would always put my bets on Toyota.
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 1 year ago
"Why don't we just get in the running car?!" "Are you CRAZY? Let's hide behind those chainsaws!" - 'People in horror movies make bad decisions' insurance commercial.
Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I've never been chased by the monster... for some reason everyone seems to run away shouting monster and leaves me behind
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Why would you run to the car if you’re being chased by a monster? Just go hide under the covers!
#26
You Cannot Top This, Can You?
#27
Sadly, This Is True
VioletHunter 1 year ago
I'd have diarrhea too if I had to eat the artificial c**p humans feed to their dogs.
Jackson 1 year ago
A former co-worker had a sign on his front fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
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Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
shame on us for that too... wolves are a keystone species and needed to balance Nature
Or, screw that, sarcasm’s good for the soul and good for your brain.
If you can identify sarcasm in action, that is a key indicator that your brain is in good standing. And besides that, you can use it to filter out people in your life—people you might not want to be in your life, that is. Or, the other way around, folks who know you might interpret your sarcasm as a way to laugh it off and de-escalate a conflict.
#28
Probably Best Ads Ever
Steven de Jong 1 year ago
Eskom probably legitimately didn't have enough power for more than one spotlight.
Barbara Kayton 1 year ago
Except that Eskom doesn’t even know how to do this. Worst provider in the world, quite literally. The sign is an accurate depiction of how much electricity they provide during the day vs. what you are charged. Their electricity plan consists of 80% “load-shedding” (not providing power) and, if you are lucky, 20% electricity.
Barbara Kayton 1 year ago
Except that Eskom is the worst electricity provider in the world. In other words, it charges you for electricity, then provides it about 20% of the time. And no, I am not being sarcastic.
Mav Mav 1 year ago
is the background painted those shades to simulate the same effect in daylight?
T'Mar of Vulcan 1 year ago (edited)
It wouldn't make any difference now, since the electricity is off most of the time. Also: Eskom sucks. Frak Eskom.
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Mmmm Makes You Think Right?
Java Addict 1 year ago
Somewhere an anti-vaccine person is posting this and thinking it's a win.
CrunchyEminem_24 1 year ago
"Are you sure this will vaccinate my son, doctor?" "I don't know, this is heroin"
Sabrina 1 year ago
Those who lived in 100 BC without small pox vaccine died. It also makes you think.
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
Don's be ridiculous...smallpox had been invented yet 😳
Load More Replies... Istvan Kozak 1 year ago
So true..... I'm just so glad I have this special rock that keeps polar bears from attacking me here in Florida.
#30
Arrows
SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
Are we all just ignoring the gruesome slaughter in the background?
nm (he/him) 1 year ago
St. Ursula and her 11.000 virgins, slaughtered by the Huns. Christian Mythology.
Mama Penguin 1 year ago
Me, a level 1 player, stumbling upon a cave filled with overpowered enemies.
So, what’s your take on sarcasm? Do you want more of it in your life? Less of it? Share your thoughts in the comment section below.
But if you don’t feel like it, then here’s the door, bye.
#31
Mean Level 100
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
people not understanding that when its cancelled for weather, adding an extra flight won't help because the weather is still BAD!
H Wiley 1 year ago
Look, if they would just pass out juice boxes and energy bars, most people would just calm down. Yes, treat us like the toddlers we are.
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Mama Penguin 1 year ago
And if you're extra, extra mean, they'll even let you fly the plane yourself.
Istvan Kozak 1 year ago
People are stupid and should be allowed to be shot immediately upon proving said stupidity.
DC 1 year ago
Hm ... the fact that airlines overbook on purpose makes me sick. They chose to do so, nothing is forcing them to sell more seats than the planes has. Doinng that, they exclude themselves from any logic and, basically, leave the customer who paid to get from A to B with nothing but unconditional entitlement to exact that. Companies doing that opted out of logic, out of reason and therefore shall provide what they sold. I don't fly much, next to not-at-all really (the last time, it was a twoseater, summer of 1992), but being told to leave the means of transportation THEY offered and I booked due to them selling more than they have ... doesn't really motivate me to consider anything. They opted out of logic, I didn't, I just follow through.
nm (he/him) 1 year ago
Overbooking has nothing to do with flight cancellation. Please focus on the subject.
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Ever Experience This??
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
same, or thinking you're too funny when you just insult them
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Exactly why I look the way I do. Mom was right, it froze that way.
#33
Some Supernatural Sarcasm
Happy Homemaker 1 year ago
I loved this show. Some funny stuff on there sometimes but they really did their homework and knew their lore, whether it was Biblical or mythological stories. I appreciated that it was as accurate as possible and entertaining as well.
Jared Robinson 1 year ago
This show was sometimes really great, and other times it's like the rails pulled a mobius loop of stupidity.
#34
Every Time
Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
If you feel this way you might be 'masking' which many neurodivergent people do to get through social interactions.
Toothless Feline 1 year ago
It's called "code-switching" and everyone does it to a certain extent. It's not just the neurodivergent. We're just usually consciously aware that we do it.
Load More Replies... Mini grizzly 1 year ago
Then anxiety kicks in about 6 hours. Exactly when I should be sleeping... But nooo! I lay on my back and thinking about how stupid I must have sounded
Jennik 1 year ago
I was just about to make this comment! Once some of the headache and exhaustion wear off I spend hours (days) mulling over how I must have come across as boring/disinterested/self-centred/stupid...
Load More Replies... LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Yup. Whenever I get home from interacting with humans, I immediately pass out - pretending to be normal and upbeat is bloody exhausting.
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
OMG yes. And I always think the same thing. I gotta get a new circle of friends.
#35
Foresight
Kel_how 1 year ago
Well, there's now enough stuff for everyone to float on!
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Kristal 1 year ago
Spoiler Alert: Jack is dead Plot Twist: Rose's daughter learned necromancy ...
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Austin L 1 year ago (edited)
I'm curious about a replica for historical sake but this also feels a little cringy. However, I would be interested in some kind of package deal where you rotate through each of the original "classes" per day to experience the whole thing. Er, minus the sinking obviously and more obviously; we would require costumes to be provided for the different class experiences. Alternatively, maybe it could be a murder-mystery theme boat...?
Gabby M 1 year ago
For many people, the idea of a “garbage patch” conjures up images of an island of trash floating on the ocean. In reality, these patches are almost entirely made up of tiny bits of plastic, called microplastics. Microplastics can’t always be seen by the naked eye. Even satellite imagery doesn’t show a giant patch of garbage. The microplastics of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch can simply make the water look like a cloudy soup. This soup is intermixed with larger items, such as fishing gear and shoes. The seafloor beneath the Great Pacific Garbage Patch may also be an underwater trash heap. Oceanographers and ecologists recently discovered that about 70% of marine debris actually sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Snopes
RosenCranzLives 1 year ago
Canadians use icebergs to make vodka because it sounds healthier than just distilled lake water - it's 10k years old and unpolluted. We're a fun country. Honest.
#36
Ohh Android!!
Jrog 1 year ago
OP may also be baffled by the weird "DOCUMENTS" application in the main menu, and could spend weeks wondering about the mysterious "DOWNLOADS" folder thoroughly hidden at the very top of the screen.
Maikku 1 year ago
I'm very much aware of those and still, sometimes downloaded stuff just can not be found.
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Sonja 1 year ago
I never had problems to find any downloads on Android. iPhone on the other hand.....
Wonky 1 year ago (edited)
There's literally a folder named "Downloads", that's where the stuff goes, it's not even hidden anywhere just sitting there in plain slight
#37
Click Click Click
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
When did they replace the goode olde PLOKTA -Press lots Of Keys To Abort?
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
It ran into the PEBKAC error - 'Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair'.
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David 1 year ago
People who worked IT support know the pain / reality of this. Especially when computers were slow enough the user could click faster than the computer could respond. I have had calls where I had to say.. "PLEASE STOP CLICKING. Take your hand off the mouse and wait and tell me when things stop changing." Then I'd spend a few minutes helping them close everything they opened to get back to where we were so I could help them fix the original problem. Life was SO much better when more customers had high speed internet and we could have them let us take control remotely and do it ourselves.
Himory TheDreamer 1 year ago
My parents. And that's why I'm the one with a 5yo phone that's still going fine.
#38
I'm Bruce Wayne
Getyourownhobby 1 year ago
You can't get a suntan at night; he's moisturising under the mask, it's more effective there. Got to keep the beauty regime going, even if you're fighting crime.
#39
It's Always Nice When People Are Happy To Prove They Aren't Scammers
#40
Just Confused!
NapQueen 1 year ago
I think I should start talking to children about my problems instead of a therapist.
#41
Making Friends As An Adult
BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌 1 year ago
Well, don't join catholic church, where the priest and sometimes people drink wine at each Mass. Believe this or not, I'll tell you a story that really happened. My BIL had a friend who was a priest. During his seminary years in Rome this young man, who was actually a teetotal, was assigned to the service of the Pope celebrations, where there are dozens of priests who took the holy communion and a small sip of wine each. They had to arrange many chalices full of wine; after the blessing during the Mass, according to the catholic belief the wine actually becomes the blood of Christ and cannot be thrown away or let become vinegar. It has to be drank by the priests or altar service guys. So his first day on the job he had to drink a huge quantity of wine and collapsed. He was dismissed, and a young german student was more than pleased to be assigned the task.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Genuine answer though: get yourself a hobby that has courses offered for adults like photography, a new language, some sport, singing, or whatever you're interested in. On the courses you can then meet people who have at least one interest in common with you.
BitchinintheBurgh' 1 year ago
If you find a nice cult to your liking, I suggest you do NOT drink the Kool-Aid
Cici Fox 1 year ago
I do DnD online. The ppl I've met so far seem decent enough.
Load More Replies... Solidhog 1 year ago
Satanist cults rule. Lots of people. Lost of virgins. Free goat meat (raw).
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Not that many virgins, after the weekend... I'm told ...
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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 1 year ago
Someone up for a friendship where we send random pictures and memes if we have nothing to talk about?
Tracy Wallick 1 year ago
This is such a mood :/ it concerns me too the number of people who just can't fathom how I manage to have any fun without drinking
#42
Hit Me Where The Wind Blows. Nothing Really Matters To Me
Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
They must be frigate crazy. Junk like this will never work. Schooner or later they will realize no matter how much they trireme us into the brig for not believing this type of propaganda, we wont be a cog in some brigandine scheme. Knarr!!!
ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago (edited)
That's a lot of nautical punts in one statement
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Irishwoman abroad 1 year ago
I actually thought it was a model made with kitchen rolls for a second. We have been conditioned by the BBC!
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𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 1 year ago
That title though. Really aggravates the lyrics-nazi in me. Mondegreens make me mad!
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Iirc, this idea sank without trace when someone realised that it wasn't as quick as burning lots of bunker oil in an engine.
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Yeah, Next thing you know, they'll start putting Kindle text on paper, and attaching covers to keep the pages from wrinkling!
#43
Nae Narnia
Solidhog 1 year ago
Narnia has a massive war, strange creatures and lions roaming around. So less dangerous than Edinburgh.
shado 1 year ago
maybe why the alpaca is there in the first place ... maybe?
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MrPractical 1 year ago
"What are you bringing on the trip, honey?" "Alpaca, knapsack and my overnight bag."
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
There was a guy in my area who would drive around in a minivan with two alpacas in the back sticking their heads out the window! Or sometimes you'd see him on the footpath taking one or more of them for a walk. We all called him Alpaca Man. If you were lucky you might find one of his alpacas parked outside the local shops and he'd gladly let you pet it and take pictures. He had a gig where he'd take his alpacas to various events to provide a fun activity for mentally handicapped people. Sadly though he still has the branded minivan he doesn't keep alpacas any more. I think he lost the heart after one of them was killed by some idiot's out of control dog. It was awful.
the dancing demon (she/her) 1 year ago
That said I could never teach a llama to drive! No!! llama no!!
#44
I Lost My Family To Toasts, Share For Awareness
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
I've never eaten a single piece of avocado toast. How am I not a millionaire yet?
Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
Nor me Ruth, I even make my own coffee. Still sat here with three jumpers on!
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
So, I'm a boomer who has a paid for house, and I've been eating avocado toast since 1974. How about we stop blaming victims because it was never actually funny?
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Ah yes, now I see that my uncontrollable avocado toast habit is what's keeping me poor. Could have saved at least 2€ this year alone /sarcasm
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
Avocado from Walmart for 78 cents makes 2 pieces of toast, bread is another 20 cents. I don't care for it, but my daughter eats it a lot, so I know how to not pay $5 for it!
TeenieMeanie 1 year ago
Damn the man, save the Empire! (Entirely irrelevant, but I was also supposed to leave for work 10 minutes ago. Stay safe,and enjoy your coffee and avocado toast, Peeps!)
My O My 1 year ago
Awww, thank you honey! Feels good to hear sth like this
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iseefractals 1 year ago
Sigh.....people continue to the miss the point being made and instead focus on the example. It's about not wasting money on frivolous, over priced things that you really cannot afford and than justifying it as "self care" while complaining having "no money" left by the last week of the month. If you're getting $6 starbucks on the way to work, every single day, that's $1,560 a year, for something you could make at home for $26 a year. The amazon c**p, the food deliveries, the streaming services, the unchecked gas consumption, the fast fashion purchases....the "little things" add up. No, you're not going to be able to put a down payment on a house tomorrow if you stop buying $hitty coffee today....but you'll actually have money to save towards that goal, or some other goal. So many people are unable to understand, let alone accept that sometimes, you have to sacrifice your short term desires for long term goals, and instead just make flippant dismissals.
Barbara Kayton 1 year ago
Dear Millionaires, stop buying avocado toast, yachts, mega mansions, islands, jewelry, designer clothes, and pay your employees fairly. You’d actually save money, and people could afford to live.
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
Should have done like us boomers. We just ate guacamole sandwiches. They are a lot cheaper.
#45
I Always Thought My Keys Lived There!
Maartje 1 year ago
for coke vials. Or for coke vials disguised as tampons.
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Randy Klefbeck 1 year ago
My emergency meds go in there......or a pocket watch as originally intended.....or ....yes ....chump change.
#46
Pain
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Quote from a photographer..I shoot people & sometimes cut-off their heads.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
My friend's studio has a "We'll not only shoot your family, we'll frame and hang them, too!" (waiting to see how censored this comment gets)
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#47
A Reminder…
Jeff White 1 year ago
Sorry, the correct translation is: "I don't give a f**k as long as you don't try to take away my guns"
#48
Guess U Already Know
Kyllein MacKellerann 1 year ago
Some of the "Fine Print" is so fine it won't resolve on my monitor. So I click anyhow.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
I tried to read them, but it was like 12 pages long and all in fine print.
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
I do read them. But I'm a lawyer, so I refuse to make anything legally binding on myself that I haven't read.
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
You ran into that, too? Made me pause, but I still clicked. YOLO, amiright?
Load More Replies... Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Contrast with "bad things happen, but by accepting the Terms and Conditions I lost the ability to sue the company for their egregious errors". :-(
#49
Now This Sequel Title Makes Sense
randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago
me be ordering chinese take away and a big box off caburys
#50
Trash Can Where
CascadedFalls 1 year ago (edited)
and some are entirely arrogant and careless.
Load More Replies... Solidhog 1 year ago
Our council took away most of the trash cans saying it was because of terrorism and the possibility of then using them to hide bins in. We all knew the real reason was because they thought "less trash cans, less rubbish to collect!" Now they pay more to clear up piles of rubbish that pile up due to no rubbish bins. Piles big enough to hide a bigger bomb in!
keyboardtek 1 year ago
In North Carolina, I used to mostly see the trash in the rural areas. You know, the place where everyone thinks city life is disgusting and they move to the country for the beauty of nature. But most of the people are conservatives who do not believe in environmental protection.
whiterabbit 1 year ago
Funny, I've lived all over the US, cities and very rural areas and I've seen the opposite.
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
no need of trash can to keep a place clean. When I was in Japan, I hardly saw any, and yet everything is super clean.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
Good point but the facts are wrong. A style of trash can was invented in 1893 but it was far from the first. n. Many major cities (London, Paris, NY, etc) had laws and regulations decades prior to 1893 (London did a study in 1842 on sanitation that made most big cities move to it to eliminate cholera) requiring the storage and disposal of trash on regular routes. There are records of cans similar to the ones we use now existing prior to the London Fire in 1666.
#51
Like That's Gonna Happen
CryingChildKinnie 1 year ago
reminds me of how I tried to hug darth vader once at disney world.
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#52
I Am Doing It For The Sticker, Doug!
#53
Any Office Fan Out There? I Love Pam's Sarcasm
Mila Preradović 1 year ago
A friend has been living with her boyfriend for 20+ years and they have a kid, when asked "Why aren't you married" she answers "Oh, we're waiting to get to know each other a bit better." :D
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
Makes sense... people are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage so ... it just takes time.
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#54
Sad But True
EasyBreezyCataneze 1 year ago
The kid looks like Martin freeman's Bilbo and Gollum at the same time
#55
Check, Check And Check! And I’m 55, So This Has Been Ongoing. Yay!
Cyber Returns 1 year ago (edited)
Me: *Walks into room* Cleo: *Ecstatic puppy dancing* "Where did you go? You were gone for ever and ever and ever and ever and.... I'm so happy you came back! I missed you!" Me: "I went for a sh*t. I was gone for a few minutes" Cleo: "Dog minutes are like 1 human minutes is eleventy seven years. Please don't poop again"
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Me: *goes to check the mail, comes back* TheGoodboi: “Where have you been!? You didn’t say “I’ll be right back”, or “I have to go bye-byes”! A whole 46 seconds!”
#56
Schools.... 🚸
CORGI QUEEN 1 year ago
and you must learn how to play hot crossed buns on the recorder.
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Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
I mean I admit, there could be some more practical knowledge, but you can make or otherwise find a job from the subjects you learn in school.
BrownTabby 1 year ago
Another day, another yank thinking that a) a lack of curiosity is cute and b) blaming schools for their government’s choice to make their tax system overly convoluted is cute.
Lynette Vella 1 year ago
That's what parents are supposedly for but THEY'RE not doing THEIR job. Stop blaming teachers for how ill-behaved and ignorant many kids are today - from a former teacher of 25 years.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
We learned financial and other life skills in school. Had a compulsory subject on it in year 10. My mum taught me some stuff, like how to budget, but my siblings never listened to her (or the school really) on that count.
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Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Hey, that can lead to some really great jobs. Maybe one of the kids is a future geologist.
#57
Sleeping Problems
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Oh man yes. I tiptoe around the house when I get up for work in the morning. My mother, on the other hand, blares the tv late at night when I'm trying to sleep. Thank you to the person who invented ear plugs.
#58
Oh No You Didn’t!
The Disneyland Duck 1 year ago
Its actually a fan. When turned off, you can see the pilot start sweating.
#59
Find More Words Like This
INGI 1 year ago
No, YOU listen, Dictionary! Using the original word in the definition should be illegal!!!
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#60
All It Takes Is Just A Simple Drama
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
The pregnancy might have been 'accidental' but after 9 months. that birth was definitely going to happen
#61
Best One So Far
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
You know something, any time I try to roll my eyes I just get a headache. I'm impressed at people who can actually manage it.
INGI 1 year ago
You need to go back to being 13, and live with my dad, for like a week. You'll have it NAILED.
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Sarcasm Is Love, Sarcasm Is Life
Blondieybat 1 year ago
Hubby:Captain Sarcastic, me: Mrs. Captain Sarcastic for the past 30 years.
#63
I Told You Not To Touch It!!!
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
Took a bit of searching on this one... Arthur (animated series) Arthur-fis...2-jpeg.jpg 
#64
Avoid False Alarms By Waiting Till You Aren't Breathing Before Getting Medical Help
SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
To the title of the post, it's called being poor in the united states
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I literally had that discovery in my first ever psychology lesson! We were reading about how 'normal' is defined in different contexts. Discovered that it is not medically normal to have headaches every day! To be fair I had an inkling before, but it blew my mind having in in print like that. (Turns out my chronic headaches- which my gp and mum hadn't fully believed were real- were an early symptom of my fibromyalgia. Took another 3-4 to get diagnosed though)
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Truthfully though, that was only the tip of the iceberg of my bad health.
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It Can Seems A Cat But It's Feel Itself Like A Dog So For Us Is A Dog Regardless What U Are Thinking, Transpeciesfobic!
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
It's an hour after your comment & I still haven't made sense of it.
Load More Replies... SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
Here we see a bigot attempting to be funny with transgender jokes. So original. So creative.
VonBlade 1 year ago
Agree. Have an upvote. Not a massive shock they don't know how to spell phobic.
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#66
Choose Your Stupidity Wisely
cugel. 1 year ago
The sign means the parent has a right to manage their child's health. Even if they are dangerously unqualified to make certain judgements.
Rostit. . 1 year ago
their Childs health yes, but if their kids are going to be around other kids, the whole things changes. They need to keep their kids at home and away from possibly infecting other kids with their stupidity.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
Unfortunately that would mean I need to move out of the country, and I'm too broke to do that.
Load More Replies... Andrew Keir 1 year ago
"I have rights, you have responsibilities, he has a prison sentence" Irregular verb.
#67
I Remember When I Had To Get Rid Of My Rotary Phone Because Of All Of The Texts I Was Receiving At All Hours Of The Night
#68
Ooooo! Makes Sense
SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
I can tell that this person has never been in the women's bathroom. In high school we (not me, don't start hating) drew porn on the walls and some girls found a way to write very *odd* things on the ceiling. There was a mini unspoken treaty with the janitorial staff where one bathroom was left absolutely desecrated and only cleaned the toilets/floor as long as we didn't draw in the rest of them. The boys just physically destroyed everything like tearing down sinks, breaking soap dispensers, stealing paper towel dispensers, etc. Teenagers are so weird.
SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
Also I found "press shift to run" written on the inside of a rest station bathroom stall which was absolutely hilarious. I don't really condone vandalism, but I do carry a sharpie to scribble that in obscure/scary places (like rest station bathrooms at night).
Load More Replies... Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Yes, a picture to show how boys are stupid. That's really helpful ... /sarcasm
François Bouzigues 1 year ago
In all male urinals of France, there is a phone number offering oral and a phrase to support Palestine.
#69
Each Day I Grow Wiser
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
Wait 'til you find out that they even used (spoiler alert) »real« water on a »real« planet, which itself is 71% covered with water...the location scouts did a great job here, didn't they? 🤔🤭🤹🏽♀️
Load More Replies... Ruth Harper 1 year ago
What? No. Next you'll be telling me Star Wars space scenes were filmed on Earth. And Doctor Who historical scenes were filmed in the present.
#70
Really Cold Water
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Read Mark Twain's "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" to see where sarcasm can get you.
#71
Yea It Go's Very Quickly
EasyBreezyCataneze 1 year ago
For some reason I read 'tasted' and was confused like how can a month taste like time. What does time taste like? What is the taste of 5 mins? Is it different for different months? I m not crazy, just tired
PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago
Somebody here WILL be able to answer this...
Load More Replies... Ruth Harper 1 year ago
2023 has both dragged on and on like a snail and raced by at lightning speed.
Book Nerd (she/her) 1 year ago
Like a bottle of wine, cause you were never mine
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Arthur Waite 1 year ago
And then September came, and it, like, lasted for weeks!
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Heve You Ever Amber Hearded?
Imsquatchinyou 1 year ago
It consumed every minute of the news, and some folk are just quicker with words than smooth brains 🤷♂️
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#73
😂
#74
Let's Go, Brian!
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Wow. This one is really unpopular. I thought it was Brian checking himself out and deciding he's awesome.
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
I've never seen a score like that on BP.... someone has to do soemthing. This guy doesn't deserve a minus score. 🤔
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CF 1 year ago
For those confused about the suicide references, the guy in pic is Brian Laundrie that "unalived" his gf Gabby Petito in 2021, then a couple days or weeks later disappeared into the woods in Florida and unalived himself. There were at least a couple weeks of a man-hunt, then some swamp floods receded and there was his body. Brian Laundrie was very actively hated in the US that late summer/early fall.
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Irishwoman abroad 1 year ago
Maybe because there weren't so many repeats, yaay!
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Maybe because there weren't so many repeats, yaay!
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