The World Is Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day With Memes And Jokes, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Spot-On Ones

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Nope, there’s no fish left in the Chicago River 😞

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I'm an eighth Irish; my great grandfather was Irish. Even if I have the skin tone, I am not Irish. I have never been to Ireland. It doesn't count. Keep that in mind, others who are like me. Keep that in mind.

i too am something of an irishman myself

I actually did recently find out my mom is like 13% Irish of AncestryDNA. Because in a revelation that surprised exactly nobody, our lineage can basically be summed up as 'the white part of Europe'. All that means to me is that from now on, every time I get a sunburn I won't be only cursing my Scottish ancestors.

I'm sending this to my aunt

Neck thing? I don’t think normal frogs have those

Who else read this with Kermit's voice?

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Whacking day!

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And guys, I started watching Breaking Bad after I come home from doing Cross Fit....

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he got rid of the the sea snakes all hail st. patrick

My NAME is Irish, does that count?

Ok, but the only time I've seen clothes with that written on them was in gift shops making money of tourists. Is it like common in the US?

Everyone American thinking they're Irish because 8 generations ago some relative visited there

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My tree is STILL up! No decorations, but the colored lights look cool as hell while I'm watching TV.

Well at least it's green I guess?

I refuse :(

My U.S. state had a large Irish immigrant population (I mean proportionately) so there's a lot of Irish Heritage stuff and a Huge St Patrick's day celebration in one of the smaller cities. About 40k people live there and around 30k people show up to celebrate. It's madness. Im waaay too old to be day drunk out in 20F weather but I do loved corned beef and cabbage or pasties.

Sounds like a meme from a bitter brit. The Irish do indeed celebrate St. Patrick's day and for for those in any doubt, just go to the RTE player and watch yesterdays news

negative nelly-

Well, of course they do...

We just need an excuse to drink... any excuse.

Back in elementary school, our teacher said a leprechaun came and we went into the bathroom (attached to the room cause we're just a bunch of wee ones) and i see the toilet's green and like any good lass I flush the toilet since it had been used. Teacher took me from green to red, called mama and sent to the principal's where I got sent home. Mama immediately gave the school s**t for it.

If someone say I am not wearing any green. I reply with "I am wearing green but showing you would be inappropriate."

Shamrock earrings serve very well.

I can't drink anymore, says everybody, so today was my 11th year not hungover on the 18th of March.

This has already been solved. https://xkcd.com/1944/

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!