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We know just how much you love your pets, dear Pandas. If you’re like us, there isn’t anything in the world that you wouldn’t do for your furry (or scaly, or feathery) friends. We’d go to the ends of the earth if that meant that they’ll be happy and healthy. So when a health emergency comes up, some of us panic and rush to the vet, which is a completely normal reaction.

However, in some cases, what we thought was a major problem turned out to be something completely silly. Twitter user Kristin Chirico started up a fun and serotonin-filled thread about ridiculously funny emergency vet bills, and a ton of pet parents replied with their hilarious stories. Dogs with ‘happy tail syndrome’ are just the tip of the smiley iceberg.

Scroll down to put a smile on your face, dear Readers, and be sure to share this article with your pet-loving pals, too. Oh, and don’t forget to upvote the tweets that you enjoyed the most. When you’re done with this awesome list, consider dropping by the comment section to tell us all about your not-so-serious vet visits and how much you love your pets. (Cute cat and dog pics are always appreciated!) Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview about pets with the PDSA, the UK’s leading vet charity.

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We_Are_Watching_You
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4 years ago

awwww

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    Hooked
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    4 years ago

    The bit that is lost in this post says that the hamster had a fridge magnet in its cheek that caused him to get stuck to the metal cage. I will go and die of laughter now....

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    Issey
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    4 years ago

    I lost it at "pyuck hewk"

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    Cleandro Rozario
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    4 years ago

    Me too dog, me too

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago

    Aw! Well it was his first cat ever. At least now he knows that she's happy and the noise is nothing to worry about.

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
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    4 years ago

    I am.this dog

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago

    "Happy tail syndrome" is the cutest name for a sore/sprained doggy tail.

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    4 years ago

    Snoop doggy dooooog!! 🎶

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Hey, bad gas f*****g HURTS! Pain can make you tense everything up. The sedative relaxed his muscles enough to let the gas escape.

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    kath morgan
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    4 years ago

    It’s not the cats fault if you overfeed.

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    4 years ago

    Who paid the $600 then? Do not keep us in suspense!

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    4 years ago

    Look at his wittle faaaaaaaace 😙

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    Jontelle
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    4 years ago

    Oh, wow. I wonder how the vets know these things. Seems oddly specific 😂

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    4 years ago

    Ma! I'm taking a leak!

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    Ashley Schriber
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    4 years ago

    Smartass.

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    4 years ago

    Shoulda just waited for him to blow a bubble...

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    Aran Lindvail
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    4 years ago

    Yes! It is really important to play with your cats regularly.

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    4 years ago

    Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    What? How?

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    Mel Rupp
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    4 years ago

    We went thru that with our German Shepherd. He hurt his paw when he was a pup, and we gave him so much affection and sympathy that for the rest of his life, every time he got scolded, he'd raise up his paw and look sad. "You can't be mad at me! I has an owie!"

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    Kiss Army
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    Been there... My cats must always punish me in there own special way whenever I have the absolute audacity of leaving them for any type of trip.

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    lara
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    4 years ago

    You need a new vet, seriously, you need a much better vet.

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    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    4 years ago

    That’s a bit silly! Hope pup is doing better after the pancreatitis but the smooshy face is cute, despite alarming the vets

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    Logan Garwacki
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    4 years ago

    That is very important to know.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

    Cats be cranky if you change The Routine, AKA The Sacred Routine, AKA The Worship of Cat As Is Proper. :-)

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    4 years ago

    ... congrats?

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    Hollyn
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    4 years ago

    *chuckle*

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    4 years ago

    🤦🏻‍♀️

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    4 years ago

    My dog used to do this a puppy. She’d go outside and then come in with a limp so we’d go over her and check her and when we found nothing wrong, she was suddenly fine again!

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    4 years ago

    "Love your suit."

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    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    4 years ago

    1. That is a gorgeous bunny 2. Bunnies can be such food snobs! You’re supposed to give rabbits pelleted food along with hay and fresh greens and such, and while my old man here loves carrots and other treats, as far as his main sustenance, he refuses to touch anything other than pellets, and will only really eat one brand. I mean, I guess it’s not a huge deal since he’s made it to 12 years old so far, but every time I try to make his diet healthier, he turns his nose up at it

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    4 years ago

    Last time I got a new piece of furniture (a cabinet), the Simple Cat did not take it well. If she had to go past it, she'd go Full Puffy and SPRINT past it, then hide and make sure it wasn't chasing her. It took her weeks to stop being afraid of the cabinet.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago

    That was a deep sniff indeed!

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    PVR
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    4 years ago

    Can't blame it. That's a gross smell.

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    4 years ago

    Good thing you got it checked out

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    4 years ago

    Look at that smug face!

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    Logan Garwacki
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    4 years ago

    Well at least there was no charge.

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    Polly Culberson
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    4 years ago

    Just like me at the doctor's; my blood pressure goes up.

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    4 years ago

    Ok but in fairness, if it was a single black nipple and all others were pink or different color then I could understand. I mistook my dogs nipple for something because it was different color than the rest so I kept examining it for like 30 minutes before I realized it was just a nipple high up on his chest

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    4 years ago

    It is wholesome to see so many people looking out for their pets!

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    4 years ago

    I love this one 🤣🤣🤣

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    Issey
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    4 years ago

    "Mom. Mom why. This is so embarassing"

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    Hollyn
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    4 years ago

    Doesn’t everyone?

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    The Mom
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    4 years ago

    My corgi boy would sometime have problems on stairs because his winky would scrape on the steps.

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    Jo Jen
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    4 years ago

    You need a better vet!

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    4 years ago

    I took Jojo Rabbit to the vet. "Why is he losing hair?" Vet trying to keep a straight face: "It's Spring. Your rabbit is molting." Fastest exam ever. Didn't charge me a cent for their laugh of the day.

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    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago

    Take care of that sweet old man!

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    4 years ago

    One taste of the fresh food, and doggo will no longer eat anything else.

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    PalmKitty
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    4 years ago

    Listen here you little-

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    James Edwards
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    4 years ago

    My old dog, RIP, used to do that. We used to walk 6-7 miles each day and she learned that if she started limping I would pick her up and carry her the rest of the way, as soon as we got home she would be fine.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago

    No. He didn't overeat; you overfed him.

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    Laxatone. It’s an animal laxative. Comes in meat and fish flavors. Some cats and dogs like it and will willingly eat it, others not so much. So you can just put it on their mouth (it’s a thick sticky gel), and they’ll have to lick it off and ingest it. It will clear up constipation right away, or at least in day or two for the more stubborn cases. It’s also good for bloating (but just the overeating bloat, not the bad bloat), if your cat or dog makes a pig out of themselves and overeats, then ends up bloated and uncomfortable.

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    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    4 years ago

    Oh poor baby! The owner absolutely did the right thing for what they feared and they had the pup’s best interest in mind but poor thing must’ve felt so traumatized not having done anything but having that done to him

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    This was a true emergency... nothing ridiculous about it.

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    4 years ago

    Looks like when a program freezes, you start Task Manager and suddenly it's working fine again

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago

    Had his eye on sleeping up on the bed for a while, and finally figured out how to get there.

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    4 years ago

    Mine right now won’t eat unless we hide some bits of lunchmeat under his other food. I love that little s**t. But boy, if I didn’t….

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    4 years ago

    Also called "happy tail syndrome" or "frozen tail." My sister's golden had it once after swimming in the river all day and being so happy that she wagged her tail too much, lol.

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    4 years ago

    Some cats do drool when they get overstimulated. Some drool so much they leave little pools of spit behind.

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    4 years ago

    ...cancer mascara?

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    lara
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    4 years ago

    Cats do NOT like change.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago

    The little s**t (sorry guys, but eventually spite poop will follow the spite pee).

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    4 years ago

    "husbeast XD

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago

    That dog is seriously obese! That's a form of abuse.

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    4 years ago

    Anger does not make cats pee blood. He's got urinary crystals that are cutting him inside, or possibly a fierce UTI. You need a new vet, preferably one that isn't trying to kill your cat.

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    4 years ago

    $8,000?!?!

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    4 years ago

    I will now have to google Shar Pei fever.

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago

    And did he get neutered?

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    4 years ago

    Wait what he ate his own poop?!

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    4 years ago

    That can be deadly, how can you not notice a mat that big?

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    4 years ago

    That should have been a phone call.

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    4 years ago

    Toads are POISONOUS to cats and dogs. Spent 7000 bucks for a week at emergency hospital and various tests. Found out my Punkin had eaten a toad and it took that long to digest and leave her system. In the mean time, no eating, but vomiting and lots of tests. If your dog or cat licks a toad wash out their mouths, do not allow them to swallow the water. If they eat a toad take them to the emergency vet and tell them.

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    4 years ago

    Majestic pupper...

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    4 years ago

    Good grief!

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    Overly dramatic diva, obviously!

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    4 years ago

    Well atleast it was nothing and not kennel cough

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    I'm a woman who would get a bacon boner if I had one.

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    4 years ago

    OMG!

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    Tip if you think your dog is constipated: Take a matchstick and put the head up their b*tt. It's called "matchsticking" and very common in the show world to get your dog to poop. If they don't poop after that, then yes they might be.

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    My cat is also a majestic flower... Wookie-629...665193.jpg Wookie-629f71f665193.jpg

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    Hope it was either removed or emerged naturally, and didn’t perforate anything along the way.

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    4 years ago

    That’s serious stress. What’s going on when you aren’t there?

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    4 years ago

    That’s what google is for lol

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    4 years ago

    Really BP? Really???

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    4 years ago

    More info pls-

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    Kyla Lee, B.A., J.D. @IRPlawyer · Jun 1 Replying to @IRPlawyer @lolacoaster and @thejenlife They look him over. No bleeding. They call me in. He’s smiling with this tongue out and finally they see it: a tiny one of those tongue bumps was aggravated from the licking and started bleeding. By licking he spread it all over the bed.

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    4 years ago

    ???

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