This Photographer Takes Beautiful Close-Up Images Of Cold-Blooded Animals Minding Their Business (30 New Pics)

Raindrops keep falling on my head, and just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed, nothing seems to fit.....

Snek-bun!

Please help me. I've just escaped from a French Restaurant.

'The Creation of Snek'

Blue and Yellow Insularis, some of my favorite critters.

I think this snail just likes to hang out on this plant talking with the passers by

This guy is stunning.

Don't pay the ferryman. 🎶

Fabulous.

And once again Larry's friends destroy Larry and Dolores's romantic evening.

"Hello Sir and Madam. Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?".

I didn't realize snails were so social.

A tortoise potato! 🛋

"This is the last time I get directions from Brad".

Synchronized anting.

There are no snakes where I live, for which I am eternally grateful. But I've seen and touched them in (not surprisingly) Australia. They're beautiful animals.

Fantastic colours.

Love the color

Imagine if there were four of us!

"So then I said, 'No way, Roger, I am not going to the dance with you.' Can you believe he even had the nerve to ask me when I know he asked that show-off Rhonda first!"

Adorable bee..

And I said! " Hunny, this one is eating my popcorn! HA HA HA!!!"

With tongue out, at that. Nice one.

»Did you slurked on a snail recently?«

Is that kiwi?

Another beautifully coloured one.

"Now, Edgar, please don't eat me. Marsha told me she was single, I swear."

Boy, that snail really gets around.

Roger, you've got a little something on your face.

"have kids they said, it'll be fun they said!"

Onward, trusty steed.

No, really, you can rest on my tongue for a bit.

Dale Carnegie would be proud of these frogs' listening skills.

Why does this keep happening to me?

"So, ya wanna get out of here and go somewhere more private?"

"Yup, that's a mushroom alright."