66 Funny Memes That You Might Especially Find Amusing If You Have A Spicy Brain (New Pics)

Yep. 24/7.

Create a brilliant plan just before falling asleep. Next day, don't want to get out of bed.

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Just yesterday that's how I explained why I don't usually eat watermelon. I visited my parents and my father had cut watermelon on the table before him and I asked if I could have some. He was a little perplexed because he thought I don't eat them. That's when I told him the reasons: All of what OP mentioned above, especially the kitchen logistics (small fridge) and "knife safety". I rarely eat them therefore (and the precut ones are just too expensive), but if I do, I make the most of it by also cutting the peel into cubes, put them in the freezer and use them as ice cubes. I'm sure this has nothing to do with neurodivergency on my part, just thought it was a funny coincidence.

Yes.

"You know what you did wrong" was often told to me when the adults don't have a reason to get mad but they were looking for an excuse and try to prevent me from arguing about it.

I'm no expert on this in any way, so this is a genuine question: This sounds more like an affective disorder than neurodivergency to me. I know there often are comorbidities, but these symptoms for themselves would be the former? Or is neurodivergency now considered to be a hypernym/umbrella term for any kind of mental and/or neurologic "disorder" or deviation from the norm (in the English speaking parts of the world)?

"It's a superpower!" I will hurl myself off a bridge

Eye contact is incompatible with hearing. Your eyes are on the front of your head and your ears are on the side of your head. So I can only listen to you when I'm not looking at you. Closing my eyes helps.

I'm sorry, what? [because my mind got bored of waiting and started thinking about random other things so I literally wasn't paying any attention whatsoever]

This one is so frogging adorable.

That’s all I yam

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ADD here. I'm a visual analyzer with horrible short-term visual memory, but this allows me to instantaneously access my long-term visual memory. I will analyze whatever I'm looking at - that's the way it is. I can either analyze your face or I can think about what you said by shifting my eyes to a blank space. Your choice.

I use to teach, I enjoyed it and thought I was good at it. Unfortunately, as I had to plan for every eventuality, a lesson plan for each hour took many hours. Painfully exhausting.

Well, *technically* the glass is always completely full. Half is water, the other half is air. The half that people say isn't full isn't some sort of magical vacuum. I'll... go stand in the corner and talk to the wall.

I like this idea that instead of treating others who are different as a problem, they're thought of as having helpful, essential traits that can be useful in society for the better.

That's pretty accurate, actually

Lol, this is me for sure:)

The people who say " clean while cooking" do not understand this. If I stop paying attention to the food on the stove, I will forget I have food on the stove.

Exactly, if effects absolutely everything. There is no separating what is an autism symptom and what’s not. Everything is a symptom. It’s like an operating system. It’s like autism is android and neurotypical is Apple.

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This. If we're not sure we're doing something, please tell me beforehand because I'm gonna be anticipating like a child on Christmas day, and if we don't my happiness will fall like a soufflé and I'll be annoyed we didn't do The Thing. I'll act nice about it but it'll be like a pebble in my shoe.

I feel seen.

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A (valid) excuse is a reason that both explains and justifies something. If someone calls your reason a “poor excuse” it means they don’t feel your reason can justify the action being discussed. When someone interrupts saying “I don’t want your excuses” it’s accusatory and shows that person feels entitled to judge your actions.

Thank goodness last time that happened I found I've finally reached the stage in life where I reacted with "wow you're pathetic and that's not my problem".

Every bit as plausible as many of the reasons people put forth as "causes" for autism.

This is when isolation turns into sadness.

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"... and then some dullard named them Type I and Type II error, ensuring nobody would ever be able to keep them straight." ~ Collegiate statistics textbook, circa 1985

Thank goodness I could do this, I never would’ve graduated otherwise:/

Same is true for OCD for me. I’m so lucky. I have both.

Kîlljoy and the Gatekeepers.. hmm.. sounds like a band name.

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"When you're happy and you know it, stay at home!"

Oh, that's evil. Now I got that d**n song in my head.

Yay for even numbers! I hate odd numbers and prime numbers even more!

I don't think anyone, regardless, would be able to read around all that.

Daydreaming was more fun as a kid. As an adult, if I'm daydreaming for even an hour I feel guilt and anxiety that I wasted an hour of my day that I could have done something more and that is also an hour closer to having to get up for work. I cannot think about "There's always tomorrow. Tomorrow you'll have time." What if I don't. I have work,. Work takes up a lot time.

Im autistic and if I be myself I get told to me normal. I can't catch a break.

I tried that with a couple of guys in a Facebook comments section. It was the most innocuous nudge to rethink their raging homophobia and they both instantly exploded at me like I just told them I banged their moms.

I never have visitors and I still want to put this on my front door.

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Thosek kids on the side look like they have their hands up the middle girl's dress. I hope that's not why they're all laughing.

This is why I struggle with therapy. I don't want to learn to " just accept".

I know what kind of mood I'm in but others don't know I'm feeling extra irritable around them and want everyone to f**k off.

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Ummm this is a must? It’s normal, right? Isn’t it? No seriously somebody help me. Is this not normal?

Brilliant!

😂😂😂 OMG That's my family.

This is why it took me until my early 30s to get diagnosed with anxiety and depression. I just assumed everyone thought and felt like that. Learning that regular people don't feel short of breath and terrified at the prospect of fairly ordinary tasks was eye-opening.

Often in a way that defies logic.

Not much I can do on the bus but vibe.

One clue to my own likely case of ADHD was I kept writing characters who had it *unintentionally* because I assumed that was how everyone's minds worked. I didn't realise I had until I showed some of my work to a classmate, who exploded with glee because "OMG THE HERO HAS ADHD JUST LIKE ME!!" and I was like "...really?" You mean the weird attention span and daydreaming and such is... not "normal"?

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And judging! Nothing like self judgement therapy to break you out of your funk. Except you didn’t improve things, you actually found a way to make things spiral into worse.

Just be yourself... no, not like that.

I loathe a pain scale. Yes, I have questions. I may not ask them aloud, but I certainly run through them over and over as I try to process an ambiguously numerical answer that effectively communicates my intangible state of being.

To the people saying 'just get up and leave', 'people will be far less bothered than you think' or 'just try leaving' - it's not about other people it's about thinking - will people be looking at me, am I walking funny (perfectly normal), are they questioning my reason for leaving, is there a target on my back, will they talk about me, do they hate me, are they glad I left? - So, getting up and just leaving is never an easy option and it's never about them.

Deáth can be a bit of a b***h occasionally, though

There's no difference. If someone is seeking out answers why they feel different and have been treated as such their whole life, then the first thing they'll do is look for validation. When they realize what it could be, then they'll be more inclined to seek a diagnosis. Some just accept the inevitable on their own and fit themselves into the community, and some find they really do easily relate and are accepted among the clinically diagnosed. You're also not forced to be medicated if you don't want to, or can't because it will interfere with other vital meds you're taking. The only reason it would be mandated is if it's court-ordered, or you're submitted in a hospital. If it is that way, you would have gone through a clinical diagnosis first. Those wanting to just understand themselves better and coping okay don't really need clinical intervention if they don't want to, but ADHD tends to be more noticeable, or get worse with age. It also increases your chances of getting dementia.

Well, it might work ...

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This is both of my older kids lol

Nonverbal doesn't mean stupid! I used to think it did but then I was an ignorant melon raised by the hopelessly ableist attitudes of the 90s.

This is getting down voted for some reason. I wonder if it is because a lot of people out there haven't experienced the relaxation of being neuro diverse in a group of other neuro diverse people. At uni, I was lucky enough to live in a house of other ND students, and it was much like this. Presently I work in an alternative curriculum department, so ND kids far out number the others. While out in mainstream, ND kids are often masking and seems fine (exhausting) getting angry or getting sad while they attempt to navigate subtle vibes others are throwing out. Once back together in our classroom, there is no subtext. Kids just ask straight - did you give me an angry look? - yes. Sorry, I get weird about people in my space. - really? I'll try and remember that. I got you. - thanks bro, I you too.

Why is someone spying on someone inputting their password and with such intent they know what that person is doing in such detail? I hate fake posts about neurodivergents.

Or maybe you’re just both😊

In THAT can. But how about in this can?

This is just coming across as "I think I'm ND. hehe. I'm quirky."

Excuse me, can I just quietly slip in and turn that blue card the other way up? Thank you.