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One minute, it's YOLO! The next, it's "oh no!" At some point the excitement of becoming and independent adult wears off, and is replaced with the realization that it's not always all it's cut out to be. You go from "living your best life" to hoping that you'll survive the week intact, with at least one clean spoon. And oh, how you wish you could take a day off from your day off...
There's something oddly comforting knowing that you aren't alone in struggling through the chaos of grown-up life. Around 2 million people just like you can be found lurking on an Instagram page called Ends Humour. It's a wall of hilariously relatable posts and screenshots that capture the chaos of adulting and all that comes with it.
Bored Panda has put together a list of the best one-liners, screenshots and jokes from the page, for you to scroll through while you lie on your bed when you really should be defrosting tonight's dinner. Consider it your modern emotional support system - just for today - and don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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M M 5 hours ago
I love that in Polish you always say things the same way as you see them, I've learned a lot of fancy words reading and I've never mispronounced them. English, though... I started in high school and I was the only one who didn't have the basic level and was put in pre intermediate group. I've never learned the basics and I always mispronouce sky/ski, beach/b***h, desert/dessert. I fear these words deeply.
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UnclePanda 13 hours ago (edited)
That's because using litmus test logic on complex multiple-dimensional beings is a fools game. Also the most popular game on the planet right now.
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KnightOwl 14 hours ago (edited)
Your secrets are safe with me because I zoned out and didn't hear a single word you said..
Tabitha 8 hours ago
Partly because I’m not getting involved in your drama, and partly because I’m just not interested in the minutiae of your life. Some things just need to be kept to yourself, ffs.
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Ghostchaplain16 19 hours ago
Not only don't I remember your secret, I'm having trouble remembering who you are.
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Hassel Davidhoff 6 hours ago
My "treat yourself" is time off of work in which I can be left alone to play some video games. That's all. I already own the system and the games. I don't need to buy shït. I just need the dämn time.
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Bonesko 21 hours ago
I remember working at a restaurant as a server when I was 18 and I would constantly bi*tch about the lead server, who was around 40 at the time, that she was 'so crabby and bitter', etc. I'm 39 and I still work in restaurants and having to work with teenagers I totally understand her now. I wish I could tell Deb that I'm sorry for giving her a hard time and I get it now!
Sam Trudeau 9 hours ago
At one of my brother's hockey games when I was a teen, I saw a little girl ask her mom and (maybe) aunt if they were born within a certain few decades. "That was a longlonglonglonglonglonglong time ago". she said. This girl was maybe 7 or 8
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ArchangelLoki 18 hours ago
Oh yeah, the point is to PLAN something, not DO something
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Khavrinen 4 hours ago
And we hear what other guys say when women aren't around.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
The perfectionist in me is grateful for the autocorrect when I can't remember how to spell stupid words that include "i before e..." Start typing in the Google search and there it is.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
THE main reason for the breakup of my marriage. An alcoholic trying to convince me he isn't drinking when our bank account and trash can reflect otherwise. That and stealing my medications. There's only so far you can push someone... Even if you think they are stupid.
Nicole Weymann 11 hours ago
Yupp, that is insulting. I appreciate the effort you put into making up a story for me, but do try and make it plausible - or live with me stopping to pay any attention to whatever you say.
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UnclePanda 13 hours ago (edited)
I had a Dodge Ram with a mystery warning light on the dashboard. It took me a couple of months to figure it out. It was a Canadian dashboard and it was a warning that the parking brakes weren't working. I already knew that. It was one of five reasons I believed that truck was built from pieces of other trucks.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
Worse when the low tire pressure light comes on and the mechanic at the dealership can't even tell you what that warning light means.... Wasn't a good transaction/experience overall.
Rick Murray 9 hours ago
I got that on a mock driving test. Like, dude, ain't no way in hell I'm going to be able to afford a car that does stuff like that. What next, an icon to say the sunroof isn't open the optimal amount?
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Luke || Kira (he/she) 11 hours ago
"We're absolute opposites, we don't have anything in common, but I still love him so much, he's my sweetie ❤️🥰" Yeah, I give it a few months TOPS.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
Oh, but much more rewarding when I step outside my comfort zone and break that ice with a smile or "Have a good day!"
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UnclePanda 13 hours ago
Words I've actually spoken: "You seem to be throwing a steady series of tests in my path. How about we assume I'll fail one eventually and move on to the punishment phase?" The look on their face is almost outmatched by the sounds of backpedaling.
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Howl's sleeping castle 8 hours ago
As I tell my husband everytime we pack , better to have and not use it than wanting it and not have it.
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Firstname Lastname 17 hours ago
I used to do that with little trips or events. Now I just do it with food, but sometimes planning to have a nice sandwich helps get you through nine hours of work.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
AMEN!! I NEED something to look forward to. It's sooooo hard to pull out of the abyss of depression to plan/schedule something though...
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Rick Murray 9 hours ago
"I'm planning to go to Saturn to take some photos of its rings, they're really good this time of year" or "I'm going to Mars to hike up the side of Olympus Mons, so I might be a bit tired when I come back on Monday". Oddly, I don't get asked what I'm doing at the weekend any more.
S Bow 6 hours ago
While you're at it, might I recommend Neptune with it's screaming 1000mph winds and possible diamond rain? Awesome experience if somewhat painful and probably lethal.
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Hassel Davidhoff 6 hours ago
Those, by at least my definition, cannot be slow mornings.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
When you are the longest standing employee besides 2 of the physician providers, over those 10 years you REALLY see the dregs of society coming in and out. I am definitely not shy to speak up and heap praise when a good team is assembled.
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Ghostchaplain16 19 hours ago
My nephew after listening to a woman yelling about lost luggage: "No, you're right ma'am. I see here we purposely dumped it from the plane somewhere over Wyoming." Amazingly, it didn't calm her down.
UnclePanda 13 hours ago (edited)
"I want this bag to go to Miami and this bag to go to Cleveland." "Sir, we can't do that!" "You did it yesterday!" ~ Gallagher
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The best I get to say (by phone) is "Nothing you say or the way you say it is going to change the facts that I am clearly stating to you. If you would like, I will set the phone down and go about my business while you rage."
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Helena 20 hours ago
I like floating on my back, in a pool, at night. It's like floating in the stars
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OneHappyPuppy 5 hours ago
3-6 in my case, I clock out at 6 from work but mentally check out at 3
Hassel Davidhoff 6 hours ago
I am envious. I used to work 7am-3pm and I miss it terribly.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
Well stated. And the lesson that teenagers/young people need to mature into.
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KnightOwl 14 hours ago (edited)
Take photos of your loved ones, even if they hate being in photos. Losing a loved one and realising there are no pictures of them is devastating. I lost my partner 3 yrs ago and realised I only had 5 photos of him from our 15yr relationship, his mum only had a handful of childhood pics. I wish I'd forced him to take more.
OneHappyPuppy 5 hours ago
This. I hate having my picture taken, and I'm slowly realizing that I only have a handful with my son... I gotta change that
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 10 hours ago
I call that the "Psycho Floaties" and the illusion that we really know our own selves.
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UnclePanda 13 hours ago
I don't understand the mechanism but I'm prepared to swear in court that putting expensive new tires on a car makes it run better for a few weeks.
Did I say that out loud? 9 hours ago
New tyres, properly balanced and inflated can make a very real difference to the handling of a car. That's why I will always change both tyres on an axle, whether they both need changing or not.
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Kelly Scott 8 hours ago
Why would you even add the last two letter to "hate" when you're already using an "8"?
Mike K 7 hours ago
Could be that, like BP, the original posting might have some overzealous censors
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Rick Murray 9 hours ago
There are already plenty of villains. Where are the heroes?
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Lotekguy 21 hours ago (edited)
Thank you for not putting it on speaker when you're in a crowd. None of us need to hear either side of your conversation.
Greenkitty 20 hours ago
Some of us are hard of hearing, even with our hearing aids on.
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The "grown up using a phone" image that I automatically saw in my head was a landline handset on a long twirly cord stretched taught from the kitchen.
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