25 Absurd-Yet-Funny Cartoons I’ve Made That Got Rejected By “The New Yorker” (New Pics)
I'm a cartoonist who dreams of one day being in The New Yorker. It's near impossible, but hope springs eternal. Here are more of my rejected efforts.
I'd still be making these New Yorker cartoons regardless of the outcome because it seems I don't know any better. This has created an interesting situation; forcing me to examine (and reexamine) my reasons for trying out for the "show". Turns out; I love cartooning more than I thought. So, scribbling and searching out the absurd is, in my humble opinion, an excellent way to spend a few hours each day.
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I understand why all these were rejected. One minor flaw, they are not funny.
The average cartoon from concept to completion usually takes 1 to 2 hours. Of course, there are exceptions where either the concept comes very quickly, or the gag isn’t being delivered as well as it could be. Sometimes it takes a few days to get the idea right.
I don’t have any personal favorites. I’d say that I’m more interested in creating consistently well-executed cartoons. Spending a little extra time on draftsmanship and clear ideas is what I strive to do. My favorites are the cartoons where I drew well and had a simple, understandable gag.
If she was a bridezilla, it was way before the wedding.
Load More Replies...According to my husband there's three rings of matrimony. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. After 10 years we still haven't hit the last one, I keep telling him to give it time.
I tend to work on cartoons in batches. I’ll go to my local coffee shop with a pad and paper. Sometimes I’ll take my 18-year-old daughter with me and test out ideas on her. I think some of my best cartoons come from her input. I write down concepts in a rough list. I’ll make notes of how I’d like to draw the idea and what seems to be the funniest way to execute it.
I try to get at least 10 strong ideas down on paper before I ever think about real sketching. Once I feel committed to an idea/gag, I’ll sketch a bit and get the concept and background ironed out. I like to keep my sketches very loose, so I don’t lose any spontaneity during the inking phase. Ideally, I strive to execute 10 (or more) strong ideas per week.
If your mind was right that would be a reason why tigers were born.
Load More Replies...Some days I just don’t feel funny or have the juice to find absurdity in what’s going on around me. There are times I must force myself to sit down with my pad of paper and start kicking around ideas. Consistency is key. If I do it every day, I’ll have more to show for my effort. Even if my list of ideas is weak, the exercise still makes me better. I admire anyone who can do this well. For me, it ebbs and flows.
I think spending too much time honing a unique style can get in the way of productivity. Not that it should be ignored, but executing a well-drawn, conceptual cartoon should be the focus. Style usually comes on its own once the artist commits to creating on a regular basis.
The point of sliced bread being the greatest thing is that it is machine sliced in equal segments so that what is shown in the illustration is unnecessary.
SLICED BREAD WAS INVENTED WHEN GOD FED THE 5,000. IT IS MY THEORY THAT I MADE WHEN I WAS 7
As for the future, I’d like to continue getting published. The New Yorker would still be a nice get. Of course, that requires quantity and consistency. Two things I work very hard at. I’m working on three children’s books at the moment. I’d be happy to see them completed.
As a long-ago fencer, I want to say great job of getting the gazelle in a very believable advance position!
I was doing laundry in the basement of my college dorm. There was one other guy down there, too, who I knew. There were two metal curtain rods leaning against the wall & the two of us started ‘sword fighting’. Time and time again this guy would successfully stab me within five seconds. I couldn’t stop him. Finally in total frustration I said “I can’t believe that I’m so terrible at this”. He smiled & said “don’t feel too bad. I took 4th place in the NYC competition last year”.
I’d choose a fist bump over a butt sniff any day..don’t know ‘bout y’all tho.,.
What does accidentally spitting out your dentures have to do with tremors?
Load More Replies...ricky gervais is the *unapologetic transphobe who turned an opportunity to learn from his mistakes into an opportunity to publicly mock someone for her gender, repeatedly deadname her after admitting he knows it's wrong, make inappropriate comments & gestures about her genitals, & therefore teach his audience that treating transgender people like this is okay when it is in fact extremely harmful & downright dangerous considering the transgender suicide rate (98% of transgender individuals who experienced 4+ acts of discrimination/violence within a year contemplated suicide. 51% attempted). https://youtu.be/7ICG_hLLfbM
Load More Replies...Your username reflects what I am thinking right now.
Load More Replies...I knew a small town comedian. He was constantly practicing and revising his routine. He'd test out new jokes on friends, like me, and take feedback, then revise. He was in other theatrical groups as well to polish his presentation shills, emotional delivery, etc. There's definitely a lot a comedian can do to be funnier, beyond coming up with funny things to say, that many amateurs wouldn't think to do.
Haha, this reminds me of my pop. He used to act like this and it was hilarious 😂. He died in 2018 and it’s nice to be reminded of him in a funny way. If only I could give more upvotes!
Cows die if there not milked tho. what I would hate was being kicked in the @ss for trying to keep it alive. ( nearly happend at a fair when i was like 8)
Cows die if they’re not milked ? I think they just quit producing milk !
Load More Replies...If these got rejected, maybe you can try submitting cartoons that address topics in some of New Yorker's articles? Like, find a specific article and then make a cartoon related to it? Just an idea, I don't know how this industry works.
He’s blaming the scissors for cutting off that guy’s ear
Load More Replies...i don't know if it's just me, but the jokes all seem half-baked. there's no actual humor or punchline, just the suggestion of one. it gives the impression that there was a good idea behind some of the comics, but they were simply executed poorly. others seem to have little semblance of a joke or social commentary typical of newspaper cartoons, like someone going through the motions without knowing what they're doing. perhaps thumbnailing more ideas for each comic beforehand & asking friends or family which sketch clearly communicates the joke before making the finished product could help. this isn’t meant to be rude, i hope the artist can take it as constructive criticism to improve in the future & one day achieve the dream of being published. the art style is perfect, it's just the content itself that needs to be fine-tuned a little more, but i believe in you!
i don't know if it's just me, but the jokes all seem half-baked. there's no actual humor or punchline, just the suggestion of one. it gives the impression that there was a good idea behind some of the comics, but they were simply executed poorly. others seem to have little semblance of a joke or social commentary typical of newspaper cartoons, like someone going through the motions without knowing what they're doing. perhaps thumbnailing more ideas for each comic beforehand & asking friends or family which sketch clearly communicates the joke before making the finished product could help. this isn’t meant to be rude, i hope the artist can take it as constructive criticism to improve in the future & one day achieve the dream of being published. the art style is perfect, it's just the content itself that needs to be fine-tuned a little more, but i believe in you!
