If you can look at a broken situation and decide that a bungee cord, half a roll of duct tape, and complete confidence in yourself are all it’s going to take, you might just be a Redneck. And that’s not a bad thing! You can find a fix before someone else even finds the number of a professional.
Redneck engineering gets a bad rap because the results are objectively unhinged and occasionally load-bearing. But the internet has been collecting the best of them to give them the respect they deserve. These are the fixes that should not work, the repairs that would make a structural engineer dry heave, and the solutions so aggressively practical that they loop back around to brilliant. Duct tape was involved in most of them.
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Sheets Kept Coming Off The Bed, So I Sewed Some Underwear Elastic To The Corners
Redneck Soap Dispenser Xpost Perfectfit
At least they're washing their hands and using soap!
Motorbike Saw
Boat Camping, Why Not?
top heavy ... heavy wave action will make things exciting real quick
Nothing Quite Like Oversized Tires For The Car
The Owner Of The Building Where I Work Decided To "Fix" The Leaky Roof. The Tubing Goes To A Floor Drain
It would have been easier just to go up on the roof with a caulk gun full of roofing tar and patch the holes.
Air Freshener Using A Fan And A Fabric Softener Sheet
Flatscreen
Broken Headlight?
Girlfriend Saw This
Asked For A Hammer At Work Today
Strap Down That Dirt
I Hate To Rake
Do You Have An Obsolete Console And A Bike Without Handlebars?
My Coworkers Bumper!
I Want To Know How That Car Got On The Truck?
A Little Love For Those European Rednecks!
My TV Antenna Needed To Be A Foot Higher. So I Duct Taped It To A Rake
I'm Sure It Keeps Him Quite Cool
Is Yer Car Made Before 1989 And Lacking The Safety Features Y'all Family Deserves? No Problem!
Redneck Server Farm
I looked at this and wondered what was missing. A clean room. But I have to admire that it is easier than normal to vacuum.
No Snow Where I Live Yet, But I Really Wanted To Go Sledding
The Only Thing Missing Is A Lift For That Trailer. Smh
Big Truck-Check. Deep Fryer-Check. Mullet. Check
Feeling Hot?
He could have removed the fan base from the stand.
Sneak Your Drink Into Nascar!
I Don't Need A Got Dang Steering Wheel
Spare Door Knob? Perfect!
Got Some Power Windows For My Truck
Redneck Bench Press
Was Told You Would Like My Dish Washing Video Hat. Makes Time Go By Much Faster! Never Doing Dishes Again Without It!
He has a dishwasher. Why does he need the video to keep him entertained?
Ain't Got No Tailgate No More? Don't Matter Cause I Gots Some Plywood!
So My Toaster Dosen't Work Without The Button On The Right Being Down, But Now I Have To Use A Knife And A Bowl To Keep It On
Broken Glasses? Break A Clothes Hanger. Sorted
No Bumper? No Problem! Just Slap Some Plywood And Paint On There And Call It A Day! (X-Post R/Shitty_car_mods)
My Brother Got An Apartment For Himself And Needed To Hang His Shower Curtain
My Best Guess: They Wanted To Move The Fireplace 2 Feet To The Right (Xpost From Crappydesign)
$50 For A New Hood Latch Thay Said. Forget That I Got A Bungee Cord
New G8!
No Flag? No Problem
Let Me Just Tape This Shut
Don't Have A Razor?
Shower Heads Are Like $7
Hand Me That There Duct Tape, Hon! I’m Fixin’ To Fix My Truck
I thought we were bad when we duct taped clear plastic over the broken rear window.
Best Grill In The Market
Needed To Grind Alot Of Pepper
Newegg's Brand New Product
The Skin On My Boots Were Breaking So I Fixed Them
only problem is that looks like black electrical tape, not gorilla/duct tape. so, it's not gonna last long at all. but other than that, it's not a bad temporary fix. it doesn't LOOK bad or anything, it's just not gonna last, especially if he lives in a hot, humid climate, like the Deep South (which, judging by the nature of this fix, I feel confident in saying he does. LOL)
Safety Is A Priority!
Redneck Fixes, Estonian Edition
Broken Lock. Lactose Intolerance, Uh Uh, Finds A Way
Cold Air Intake Done Right.
No Clean Dishes?
Lazyboy Abrams Edition
Thought You Guys Would Like Me Xbox Headset
DIY TV Tray
House Cold? Redneck Insulation Can Help!
This Car With A Pickle Jar For A Headlight In A Walmart Parking Lot
Redneck Ceiling Fan
Hot Water Faucet Not Working, Got The Fix For You
Made One Of Them Fancy Rain Showers That All The Rich People Have
No Cufflinks? No Problem!
We Don't Have One Of Those Fancy Rich People Basters. We Have Duct Tape
Ah Yes This Will Fix It
Custom Stereo Kit
Mounted My Phone To A Tripod With A Capo
Who Needs Steel Bolts If You Got A Pen?
My Dad's Solution To A Bad Plug Fixture. Seems Legit
Putting The "Fun" Back In Funeral
A lot of them look like a but of Aussie and Kiwi ingenuity to me
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