Here’s What Would Happen If Disney Movies Were Realistic (30 Pics By Sanezparza)

very accurate

Hahahahaha yup!

Actually, they wouldn't have been served at all.

I can confirm this is how dogs eat

I thought the same thing when I was 8

Thank you this one always bugged me as a kid watching this movie. Why not let Jasmine have some wishes? I didn’t see the recent live action remake so I don’t know if they addressed this or if it is still a plot hole

Just a thought now does Genie said that 3 wishes are allowed to one person per lifetime or like what in the strip above you can wish 2 wishes then make someone else own the lamp and then have 3 wishes again? Thanks

Uh, can the Genie only have 1 master?! Cuz if this would happen, he would have two.

But Aladdin actually has 2 wishes remaining..he never wished to be saved from drowning

what a good guy, at least get to know her first

While I love Disney's The Little Mermaid, as an adult, I see this relationship more as infatuation rather than romantic.

Sad eyebrows at the end lol details count

Nope other way around....eric wanted to marry her before they met

"At least buy me dinner first missy."

I giggled very hard at this.

and also still a beast

The prince's face in the last frame x )

Yes the face X X

I think Beauty and the Beast is the least favorite here lol Why you do this? Hahahaha

stranger danger

hahaa love the expression! And those dark circles !! (bc Sleeping Beauty, not enough sleep) xD

Hahahahaha

Really bad pick up line dude.

hahahahaa... that look on her face!!

Does this mean the mirror just had the hots for Snow White?

Yeah, if the queen kept murdering anyone prettier than her she’d literally have to kill every woman in the world

Actually back when the story was originally written, fairest meant palest/whitest. So this was actually about who was the most pale white person rather than simply beauty.

To be fair *heh) shes not asking strictly beauty. Shes really asking who is the palest like white girl. Snow should be like Irish white. Like "That b!tch glows in the dark" pale

“Nah, I like your window over there. MMH, I LIKE MY GLASS A LITTLE STAINED”

I laughed more than i should have at this :P

Not true...bear normally eat picnic baskets....

Baloo's gonna be the one to eat him? Not Bageera? Or the wolves that raised him? But Baloo... the sloth bear that eats honey and berries lol

Baloo was a moon bear. They eat fruit.

Yep, pretty much.

of course he isn't a clean shaven sexy god of a man. I expected more beard :P.

Actually apes are very clean animals that groom each other for long times. Also their food would make it less likely to have teeth problems. But yes, he would probably smell terrible, fart, burp, pee and poo in public etc....Not the best gentleman...

Imagine how fantastic his balls must've smelled

gingivitus

I wonder why tarzan even wore loincloth as none of his gorilla brethren did it

hey! He's being the polite one.

Love at first whiff