“Your Cat Looks Like He’s In Debt”: 63 Rare Insults That Should Get A Medal For Creativity
When we're little, we're taught not to swear, insult, or bully people. Not all of those lessons stick, but sometimes, that's a good thing. Hurling insults at somebody for no reason is, of course, rude. But coming up with creative insults to entertain others is akin to a good joke from a comedian.
We recently came across two Instagram pages that share clever insults and roasts that would probably do quite well in a stand-up comic's routine. Witty wordplay, creative comparisons, and linguistic flair that would make creative writing post-grads jealous – sometimes these insults can be found in the wild online.
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A venn diagram of bill Clinton and the queen and John venn is the middle bit
You can't tell how out of touch you are when you're this out of touch, and you can't be told, either.
The women have different thigh length. Probably not even the same person
Yeah. I call bu llshit on going ti the gym managing to lengthen her legs. Her knees and b**t are well below his in the first pic, and higher than his in the second.
Load More Replies...They went together for 6 months. She went alone for over a year. Well, that's my theory.
Load More Replies...This all sounds very similar to fat shaming to me. Exercise and diet are not the only causes of inability to lose weight.
A prison guard. An angry cop in a large city. Way too ethnic to be ICE, so I give up.
The Rock is always a guarantee that the film is going to be forgettable at best.
The one I heard as a kid: If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow a hole in a paper bag.
Dating a taller woman is fun. Lots of surprise motorboating during hugs.
Thought this was going to be another nasty Pete comment, but it was directed at Ellen, so go for it.
This picture was clearly taken by somebody who never paused to consider that where you position the camera and what lens you use are important.
His name is Ted Williams, also known as "The Man with the Golden Voice," an American announcer and radio personality who gained viral fame in 2011 after a video of him panhandling in Columbus, Ohio, showcased his unique, professional radio voice. Following his viral success, he secured voice-over work for the Cleveland Cavaliers and Kraft Foods.His journey has included significant challenges with d**g and alcohol a*******n, leading to stints in rehabilitation. As of early 2026, he continues to work in broadcasting and voice-over industries while managing his personal health.
Most of these are lame and almost entirely about making fun of someone for how they look. Lame.
Came here to say the same thing. Most of these were needlessly cruel.
Load More Replies...That's the best you can come up with? Watch some Dean Martin roasts, or a Mel Brooke's movie! This used to be common everyday conversation.
Load More Replies...Most of these are lame and almost entirely about making fun of someone for how they look. Lame.
Came here to say the same thing. Most of these were needlessly cruel.
Load More Replies...That's the best you can come up with? Watch some Dean Martin roasts, or a Mel Brooke's movie! This used to be common everyday conversation.
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