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“Your Cat Looks Like He’s In Debt”: 63 Rare Insults That Should Get A Medal For Creativity
When we're little, we're taught not to swear, insult, or bully people. Not all of those lessons stick, but sometimes, that's a good thing. Hurling insults at somebody for no reason is, of course, rude. But coming up with creative insults to entertain others is akin to a good joke from a comedian.
We recently came across two Instagram pages that share clever insults and roasts that would probably do quite well in a stand-up comic's routine. Witty wordplay, creative comparisons, and linguistic flair that would make creative writing post-grads jealous – sometimes these insults can be found in the wild online.
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Brittany Grawe 8 hours ago
A venn diagram of bill Clinton and the queen and John venn is the middle bit
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James Twong 14 hours ago
The Rock is always a guarantee that the film is going to be forgettable at best.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 10 hours ago
You can't tell how out of touch you are when you're this out of touch, and you can't be told, either.
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Riley Quinn 13 hours ago
A prison guard. An angry cop in a large city. Way too ethnic to be ICE, so I give up.
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Riley Quinn 13 hours ago
The one I heard as a kid: If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow a hole in a paper bag.
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Chris the Bobcat 11 hours ago
Dating a taller woman is fun. Lots of surprise motorboating during hugs.
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Riley Quinn 13 hours ago
Thought this was going to be another nasty Pete comment, but it was directed at Ellen, so go for it.
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Woof Yo 8 hours ago
His name is Ted Williams, also known as "The Man with the Golden Voice," an American announcer and radio personality who gained viral fame in 2011 after a video of him panhandling in Columbus, Ohio, showcased his unique, professional radio voice. Following his viral success, he secured voice-over work for the Cleveland Cavaliers and Kraft Foods.His journey has included significant challenges with d**g and alcohol a*******n, leading to stints in rehabilitation. As of early 2026, he continues to work in broadcasting and voice-over industries while managing his personal health.
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Sandwich Saturdays 7 hours ago
I need to know who this is so I can listen for myself, first world problems I know
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Ryan Mercer 8 hours ago
Most of these are lame and almost entirely about making fun of someone for how they look. Lame.
DGT 1 hour ago
Came here to say the same thing. Most of these were needlessly cruel.
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BrunoVI 11 hours ago (edited)
To answer the poll question: In college, I started writing for my circle of friends little parodies and satires. At first, I made silly wordplay on their names and merely cast them into silly roles based on their personality. I only really meant to give them a silly version, so it wouldn't be naming a character after them. (Imagine if I was making fun of U2, so I named Bono, "Sunny"* or The Edge, "Cliff.") But they'd each love it as I made them worse and worse. To be clear: this wasn't about anyone goading me on to be meaner about someone ELSE; it was always about themselves! (* Sonny Bono was Cher's extraordinarily nerdy seeming ex-husband and co-singer.)
B Parke 11 hours ago
Man if only this had more grammar errors and nonsensical punctuation, I'd probably fall for it.
Load More Replies... Ryan Mercer 8 hours ago
Most of these are lame and almost entirely about making fun of someone for how they look. Lame.
DGT 1 hour ago
Came here to say the same thing. Most of these were needlessly cruel.
Load More Replies... BrunoVI 11 hours ago (edited)
To answer the poll question: In college, I started writing for my circle of friends little parodies and satires. At first, I made silly wordplay on their names and merely cast them into silly roles based on their personality. I only really meant to give them a silly version, so it wouldn't be naming a character after them. (Imagine if I was making fun of U2, so I named Bono, "Sunny"* or The Edge, "Cliff.") But they'd each love it as I made them worse and worse. To be clear: this wasn't about anyone goading me on to be meaner about someone ELSE; it was always about themselves! (* Sonny Bono was Cher's extraordinarily nerdy seeming ex-husband and co-singer.)
B Parke 11 hours ago
Man if only this had more grammar errors and nonsensical punctuation, I'd probably fall for it.
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