40 Random Memes To Entertain, Concern, Or Both

THAT is top notch customer service!

Aw that's so nice! I put my # on a dollar bill once in my late teens. I still laugh about the two older ladies who drunk called me to laugh at me.

So nice, everyone deserves to have an opportunity for a good first impression

I'd say that's absolutely brilliant and a huge green flag.

His little milky chin

He probably ain't wrong...

Hope it's not Kenny.

So endearing ... what a thoughtful, supportive daughter!!!

Get some Vaseline for those burns, dude.

Nice!

Wanna bet?

I feel seen 🌮

I dunno. Is it really a good idea to hire people who have no patience?

That was my superpower all the way through high school.

James Bond and Dracula - two of my all time favorite cinematic characters!

Bring the George Foreman grill?

Now THAT'S a good salesman.

Same here!!!

Is this adorably honest? 💨

I am not as think as you drunk I am. Nor am I under the alfluence of incohol.

Get the aloe.

How does this make you not rude? Here's how this logic will pay out in court: "Well your honour, I'm not a murderer because I only killed three of them. I could have killed more!"

Be proud why not but why always start the "you all" b******t... Why being happy should be a competition ??

I'm glad she didn't lead with the nuggets.

Sweet, and funny. When I moved out (the first time) my parents bought me a cheap car and paid my deposit. Dad would tell people, "Well, it cost me $1000, but I finally got rid of her."

I don't get it.

Was I speechless? Neigh.

Fair enough

Bribery - that is a good tip I will share with some job hunting friends.

Oh my God, they killed Kevin!

... Am I thick for not getting it?...

I've got this great cheating technique. You read all the material until you understand it. All the answers are in your head so there's no way you'll get caught.

*snort some “snow”

Yes

Did that 18 years ago. We got married. She's to my left right now

That's what pets are for! They always deserve love

My O My

My O My

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Yeah! Why???? When I stand my legs look just fine but as soon as they touch a seat they kinda get liquid

Because you're essential?

The truth hurts....lol

This is photoshopped, the original says "Damaged but adorable" and was put on slightly damages but still pretty flowers

Hold send button long, for scheduling.. 🤷‍♂️

Apple never took care of you.

that's actually funny ^^

I want to know who took this picture.

I think I'm thick as two planks. Could someone explain this one?