Ahoy there! Let’s set sail on the high seas of cinema as we take you through some of the best Pirates of the Caribbean quotes. There be no shortage of swashbuckling adventures, wily pirates, cursed treasures, and witty one-liners in this beloved film franchise.
From the moment Captain Jack Sparrow staggers onto the silver screen with his unmistakable swagger and quirky charm, audiences know they are in for a wild ride. Johnny Depp’s iconic portrayal of the charismatic yet eccentric pirate captain catapulted this franchise to legendary status. It also gave us some fascinating lines to cherish. His most iconic line became synonymous with his character: “Why is the rum always gone?” Aye, Jack, we’ve all wondered that at some point!
It’s not just Captain Jack who graces us with memorable quotes. The delightful Elizabeth Swann, played by Keira Knightley, brings her fair share of wit and determination to the mix. Who can forget her spirited retort to Jack, “You like pain? Try wearing a corset!”
Of course, what’s a pirate tale without a fearsome antagonist? Enter Captain Hector Barbossa, portrayed by the brilliant Geoffrey Rush. His lines “First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations, nor our agreement, so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate’s Code to apply, and you’re not.” can send chills down any landlubber’s spine.
And we’d be remiss not to mention the legendary line that echoes throughout the franchise: “Dead men tell no tales.”
These 71 Pirates of the Caribbean quotes will transport you to a world filled with magic, mystery, and endless possibilities. So batten down the hatches and join us as we explore the unforgettable lines.
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"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again." — Jack Sparrow
What is the correct order of The Pirates of the Caribbean movies?
The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise turned Johnny Depp into a megastar. Here’s how the franchise began and the correct order to watch the movies:
The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
The franchise begins with Captain Jack Sparrow arriving in the Caribbean without a ship or crew. The same evening the town is besieged by pirates, who kidnap the governor’s daughter, Elizabeth (Keira Knightley). She possesses a cursed coin that transforms pirates into undead. Sparrow and a blacksmith (Orlando Bloom) pursue the pirates to free Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)
This film continues the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow. This time he finds himself in deep trouble and owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones (Bill Nighy), the captain of a cursed ship. Jack must find a way to escape his fate.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)
The film picks up on its prequel and starts with Jack Sparrow trapped in Davy Jones’ locker. Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and the crew of the Black Pearl team up to save him and other trapped souls.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
This time Jack Sparrow goes on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth. Along the way, he meets his former love interest, Angelica (Penélope Cruz), who is also after the same goal. They encounter mermaids, zombies, and rival pirates on their perilous journey.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)
Dead Men Tell No Tales is the fifth and final installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The film follows Captain Jack Sparrow, who finds himself facing yet another supernatural threat.
"I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid." — Jack Sparrow
How much did Johnny Depp earn from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise?
Although the number is not confirmed, it has been reported by Celebrity Net Worth that Johnny Depp has earned more than $100 million from the five Pirates of the Caribbean films. According to their report, he received $10 million for the first film, $60 million for the second, and $50 million as a base salary for the third, along with a profit share.
James Norrington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."
Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
Are the Pirates of the Caribbean movies kids-friendly?
The Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise is considered to be family-friendly. However, it is not exclusively made for young children. All the films are rated PG-13, which means parental guidance is necessary for young children. Many scenes may be violent and scary for children under 12. The movies also contain dark themes that may not be suitable for young kids.
Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow: "It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide."
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?" — Jack Sparrow
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it." — Jack Sparrow
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder." – Jack Sparrow
"Nobody move! I dropped me brain!" — Jack Sparrow
"Gentlemen! You shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught, Captain Jack Sparrow!" – Jack Sparrow
Carina Smyth: "I'm not looking for trouble!"
Jack Sparrow: "What a horrible way to live!"
"James Norrington: "You actually were telling the truth."
Jack Sparrow: "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised."
Will Turner: With good reason."
"Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?" — Jack Sparrow
"You better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you’re in one!" — Hector Barbossa
Remember that in the trailer & it scared the c**p out of me. Glad I didn't let that keep me from seeing the movie!
"Bring me that horizon." — Jack Sparrow
"When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." – Jack Sparrow
"William, before we go any further, tell me one thing; how far are you willing to go for this girl?" – Captain Jack Sparrow.
Elizabeth Swann: "We’ve come to rescue you."
Jack Sparrow: "Have you now? That’s very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don’t, you’re the ones in need of rescuing, and I’m not sure, as I’m in the mood."
"The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?" — Jack Sparrow
Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by.” – Captain Jack Sparrow
"Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette. Never pursue her sister. But if you can not avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother." – Jack Sparrow
"Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me." – Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Well! I think this has been a very good experience for all of us, eh? Spiritually? Ecumenically? Grammatically?" – Jack Sparrow
"By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!" – Elizabeth Swann
"One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it’s like. One day you won’t be able to resist." – Captain Jack Sparrow
"She's safe, just like I promised... Except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." – Captain Jack Sparrow
"You are a disappointment. A big disappointment." – Jack Sparrow
"Because you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing." — Elizabeth Swann
"Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you." — Will Turner
"You know, the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there will be none left at all." – Captain Barbossa
"Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by." – Captain Jack Sparrow
"By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies." – Captain Jack Sparrow.
"You lovebirds run along and have a good time. You're only young once, remember that." – Captain Barbossa.
Elizabeth Swann: "We’ve come to rescue you."
Captain Jack Sparrow: "Have you now? That’s very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don’t, you’re the ones in need of rescuing, and I’m not sure, as I’m in the mood."
"Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by." – Captain Jack Sparrow
"No cause is lost if but one fool is left to fight for it." – Will Turner
What's amazing is johnny delivered most of those iconic lines while drunk. He's only using 1% of his brain.
What's amazing is johnny delivered most of those iconic lines while drunk. He's only using 1% of his brain.
