“How Was This Approved?”: 30 Of The Most Absurd Signs, As Spotted By The Bored Panda Community

plot twist: a mosquito put up that sign to scare people away

Signs signs...everywhere are signs

I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.

OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!

Thats how they got killed in some redneck slasher movie

Looks like the perfect setting for it.

There are trucks in my area that read "your poo is our bread and butter.

a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish, then he can work at Popeye's for $4.49

Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit

It's the new adoption center!

At least he's got the proper safety equipment.

Sam buys houses fast? mas BYU's hoses U fats? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by

How many bottles of cava am I allowed though

Just don't.

Why…?

....it ends in ..IT`S A RELIEF...

Something we just never seem to say often enough. Thanks, both of you.

Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!

Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.

I have cleaned public bathrooms and I wish people would poop at home.

No poop for you

*little dark age starts playing* Please tell me someone understands this

Depending on what type of business this is, wouldn't that be illegal?

call the health department... they can red-tag the front door, close the place down until the cheap-a*s owner fixes the leaky toilets... no, don't tolerate fresh pee on the floor every day, do something...

There is likely a code requiring a toilet room, and theres a requirement detailing how many - X patrons = Y toilets required. Sux that lowlifes are costing big bucks in repairing vandalism. Cameras may be permitted if they don't include the toilet or urinal in field of view

Been there. Ate those. I can check it off the list and move on.

To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.

Famous truck stop sign.

Specialises in human humans? Or just humans? I want to know how many hits im gonna get

Two-way petting zoo?

I sincerely hope it is a dentist’s office

Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.

Ot Grlz are fierce! Those women rock!

I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.

Smart-ass customer: "Hi, can I get two augageeggbis's to go, please?"

I'll bet it's real accurate.

What kind of car can I get for my 14 year old

Cut'em some slack; at least they're trying to master English.