70 Walmart Moments So Chaotic That You Might Want To Start Doing All Your Shopping Online From Now On

The need to pet is strong with this one.

This is just cool

They: "You and me baby..." 🎵🎵

The caption 😂😂

The horse looks embarrassed.

Hi Carl 🙋‍♀️

It kinda looks like he's already wearing one, just rather ineffectively. Maybe he needs remedial help with the fundamentals of buckle mechanics? Surely there are tutorials on Tiktok for that sort of thing?

Beavis has not aged well. :-(

And, earlier, I was foolish enough to say I saw the worst ever.

We have NOTHING so interesting in Australia - I'm jealous!

So foul.

Ha! I see what he did there

I think I would like this guy.

Neigh

So wrong 😂

Im all over the place on opinion here. I know some people dont agree but imo of your 2 or 3yr old is a runner...you need to have them secured *like one of those little backpacks* it doesnt matter how well you parent. A small child can disappear in a sea of people pretty easily. However, this boy looks to be closer to 6. At that point we/they should have enough control of the situation that its not too much of a concern. Kids are different and maybe have an issue that makes it even harder, and I understand putting safety measures in place but its never going to be with handcuffs. Anyone whos ever been in them *especially metal ones not for adult play* they hurt...hurting your chils to avoid them getting hurt is dumb stuff

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looks more like Leonard Nimoy RIP

Preacher my a*s

'Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! Hooooooo!'

Look, at this point I'll turn a blind eye to improbably white Jesus, wielding a cross like a weapon no less. Anything is better than Trump pretending to be Jesus, or Kirk getting his angel wings from Jesus, or any number of other 2026 blasphemies (even to me as an atheist). The bar has sunk so very, very low.

True. This outfit will guarantee social distancing

I am not a fan of this look, but I've also failed both my attempts at sewing my own clothes. So kudos to her for making a functional outfit at least.

Please tell me she doesn't drive in those?

Jermajesty

Tina Turner shrunk except for her hair?

Charming...

I have been in walmart with 2 baby goats. They were rejected by mama, so my friend was hand rearing them. It was too cold to leave them in the car. But they were in a big tote bag.

Her backside is eating the chicken colonel 😄

This lady is cool

From the back, it reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson

Is it just me, or did she make the list twice? On different days, or at least in different outfits, but how many redheads can there be trying to single-handedly restore the holes on the ozone layer?

Well, that depends. How many of the items in his cart does he intend to slip into the clown pants before he gets to the register? And are security staff at this store dedicated to going above and beyond... or should I say, below and beyond?

Looks like Momma from the Carol Burnett show

Both these people seem so sad. :(

And then he’ll sue when he gets hurt getting down

"someone" 👀

Put that poor bread d*e back in his viv he needs to be in the warm ,they desert reptiles ffs , this angers me so dam dangerous .

I see nothing wrong with this, pet birds love to go out and about. I personally would use a harness for safety but everyone is different.

During covid this was '...the way'

Silverfish?

A muppet blew up in his face.

I'm guessing a dare was involved.

If the munchkins in wizard of Oz wore cowboy boots

Intense vulcan eyebrows

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I hope that's starting at the head and going down to the c****h and not the other way around.

i don't think i want to know the answer to this question but... that tail is on a bütt plug isn't it?

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I guess it's better than a d**d one...

I... I did not know that was possible.

Id guess this is a homeless 20 something trying to rest off the ground. Poor baby. I hope shes just beinf silly

It's over 9,000!

It's the worst pot ever!

Worker raising money for a cause

Florida?

This is why we can't have nice things..

I don't understamd why cashiers aren't allowed to sit during their shift

That might be the most redneck photo of this lot

It's one she found on the shelf. She just needs to look for some batteries. 😄 Anyone seen that film with Haley Joel Osment?

What the heck is the age of consent there?

I genuinely thought this was a snake at first glance. No more bizarre than the raccoon, turkey, lizard, crocodile or possum, right?

That's just Sia

Where else can they sit if they're not allowed to at checkouts

Before zooming in closer, I thought the red part of the sign behind his head was his hair that he laced to come out through the top spout of the bottle and I was rather impressed.

I almost didn't see the dog. A black labrador?

There vegetation on these nails

So what?! Let them have their freedom/fun/whatever.