This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?

Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.

I'll never understand cheating in general.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

That’s ok then

What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

All the furs I know are low-paid service workers and you'd better believe society would be screwed without them

I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.

Is there really people that are this stupid? The mind boggles

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

I think this comment's unintentionally backfired and now it sounds more racist

Error 404: Sentence that makes sense not found

this whole list is torture fr

So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.

Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?

EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.

she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there

Tell me you don't have kids without saying you don't have kids

Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.

Did he actually do anything right?

the list is full of pervs and all with anime on their profile...

I painted a wall once, do that mean I can criticize Monet?

can't wait to see amber walking on water then

Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).

I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷‍♀️

wtf is testosterone poison? pink lemonade?

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What about meat eating women? Cause I will growl at you if you reach for my burger.

Oh, the irony: Rebecca is a name of Hebrew origin. Comparable with Ivan and Russian.

Or, maybe...and this just might be a crazy idea...we could work on eliminating hate and admit we are all part of the HUMAN race and start actually acting like it.

Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"

And 70 was an above average iq.

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I am clearly missing some context needed to get this one.

Repeat.

I feel like this one needs context...??