People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will

Hehe, nice one!

This is not a sin, it's really considerate!! :)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

You little demon. 😇

Awwww

I hope the dog gets to see a therapist after all that.

😂😂😂😂

Awwww so sweet

Hopefully happily married

This is just funny lol

This one made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant.

That is so sweet

That is hilarious!

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

Good

I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".

Cute idea, I'll do the same! *remembers that she has never been asked out* Oh... 😐

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

Hey that is nice of you

Well it worked lol

This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)

My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.

This kinda cute not gonna lie

Sh*t or dirt, just wipe it up and toss it out. No need to sniff!

:D This is very old bus drivers joke.

well done

Awwww

Whatever works.

Beautiful. Will try to do this too going forward.

I like your way to keep your beloved a***ole healthy :D

This could really backfire at home.

Sorry for your loss

At least you had a spare 🗝️

I kinda get this

How did they react?

Ferengi Rules of Relationships #376: He who cheats, leaves.

I may start doing this

considerate

Fair enough.

Insider trading?

that is fantastic.... new game is getting attempted tonight!

Lol

Well you told him. It on him should of listened sometimes that is what it takes and you can have a laugh about it

Shame on you! Think of all the jobs you're stealing from people with REAL interpretive dance degrees! :)

oh yeah, that's way less creepy

Don't see anything wrong with that

Okay... but who the f**k steals ashes of all things??

Good thinking, can't have somebody with a different opinion than yourself can you? Sarcasm alert.

this is so cute

Well you friends with a spider 🕷️

He should be pleased that you got the message

Awww this is so sad. An but so sweet damn 🧅 najas

That is really sweet and you'll treasure your time together. I know a family whose son's forced their father out of the business when he got older because he did make mistakes and they were frustrated, then when the older brother got older, the younger forced the older brother out too... karma

"follow me for more slimming tips"

I think you should have a good talk about this. Might be a win-win for everybody.

I was kinda the opposite - I was in pain and throwing up, mom just thought it was the flu. She finally took me and my pediatrician had me rushed to the hospital. My appendix had burst and I would’ve died if she had waited any longer.

I bet he loves it and chuckles from above.

Well, you have to vent somewhere, and doing it in private, with others in the same shitty boat, is the best and most supportive place.

You don't have to hope with the gas prices.

B-b-but you got sleep!? 🎖🎖

Good for you.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times... Humans should have hooves!

Hey you gotta do what you gotta do.

I need to do this every week. Sadly I can't drive