People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will

Hehe, nice one!

This is not a sin, it's really considerate!! :)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

You little demon. 😇

Awwww

I hope the dog gets to see a therapist after all that.

😂😂😂😂

Awwww so sweet

Hopefully happily married

This is just funny lol

I'm sorry...this is too damn funny. But I can relate. When I was a teen I got so wasted, my cousin came in and found me gripping the carpet. She asked what I was doing and in a panic I said "Hurry! The Earth is tilting. You don't want to slide off!!" She eventually convinced me to let go and I was relieved I hadn't slid off into outer space!

But weren't you happy when you eventually realised that you could hear? Silver lining. 😏

This has happened to me too

Took LSD once with a friend and cried at ''Little house in the Prairie ''

🤣

My husband thought he'd gone blind when he woke up in the middle of a power cut in Greece!

That's hilarious!!!

LOL. Hey. Me too.

Know a guy who once got so high that he claimed he forgot to breathe for 10 mins. He still thinks so 30 years later.

I think most of us of a certain age can sympathise .......

.....and were you?

My Dad watched Purple Reign on weekend. The following Monday, he went to work and raved about this 'Amazing' movie he had seen. He couldn't understand the strange looks he kept getting. He watched it again a couple of years later but this time he wasn't stoned!😂🤦🏻‍♀️ A light bulb went off😂😂

OH NOOO...LMAO

Haha, oh my goodness!

classy 🤣

I do. Everyday

Lovely :D

Omg I love this! 😂😂😂

Good one :D

😂😂😂😂. You are one of my new favorite humans.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

This one made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant.

That is so sweet

That is hilarious!

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

Good

I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".

Cute idea, I'll do the same! *remembers that she has never been asked out* Oh... 😐

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

Hey that is nice of you

Well it worked lol

This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)

My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.

This kinda cute not gonna lie

Sh*t or dirt, just wipe it up and toss it out. No need to sniff!

:D This is very old bus drivers joke.

well done

Awwww

Whatever works.

Beautiful. Will try to do this too going forward.

I like your way to keep your beloved a***ole healthy :D

This could really backfire at home.

Sorry for your loss

At least you had a spare 🗝️

I kinda get this

How did they react?

Ferengi Rules of Relationships #376: He who cheats, leaves.

I may start doing this

considerate

Fair enough.