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Finding a roommate is hard enough, but actually living with one is even harder. They often have no idea you need to replace an empty toilet paper roll or clean the dishes in a somewhat timely manner. However, these and other annoying co-living problems are often the results of the lack of communication. For some reason, our tongues find it almost impossible to tell our housemate in an adult manner that something is bothering us, instead choosing to say it in a very passive-aggressive way. Bored Panda has put together a list of hilariously funny messages roommates have ever left, showing that you can only avoid addressing an issue for so long. Scroll down to check out how creative we get when we're pissed off, and upvote your favorite passive-aggressive roommate! Also, if you want more funny examples of how to make "subtle" comments, fire up these funny notes from office coworkers.

#1

My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge

My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge

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Gabriel Henderson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only thing we have to fear is dish and only dish -Teddy Roosevelt the sponge

J.
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need this at my job!

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    #2

    What's Been Happening Lately

    What's Been Happening Lately

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look of sheer determination in picture 2.

    Lulu Machete
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so pleased with himself.

    Julie Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pictures speak louder than words! :)

    TommyDAQ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an incredible artist!!! Love it!!!

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a roommate who left a toilet like that, he/she would come home to find their bags packed and out on the sidewalk. That is revolting! Kudos to the cartooner for keeping a sense of humor.

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    #3

    Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate

    Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and who says romance is dead??

    Julie Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red... Violets are blue... And guess what?... Rent's due! I like your style !

    Christopher Dixon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk dirty to me... It's your turn to empty the garbage, and the can is overflowing.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could she take it out in trade? huh? huh?

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    #4

    My Roommate Put This On Our Shower Door, After Being Yelled At For Not Locking It

    My Roommate Put This On Our Shower Door, After Being Yelled At For Not Locking It

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    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its...it-sooooo beautiful!!!!!!!!!

    shannan cottrell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i guess he could be the next shakespear aha

    Michelle Allen Aenlle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i won't knock... i want to see a live c**k.. hahaha 😜😜😜😜😜

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    #5

    Dear Gary, Please Do Me

    Dear Gary, Please Do Me

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    Stacy McKeehan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me going for a sec before I was like “WHAT?” Love, Dishes, I’m literally laughing my a*s off rn! Hehe 🙃 Good one!

    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Dishes, you're much dirtier than i thought :D

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the dishes have got some new pick up lines, now don't they?

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OMG Gary, what the f**k did you do to the sink!??"

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The suspense was reveled in the climax...

    Nola Saint
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Teddy Bear and Cat stamps make this pure art!

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    #6

    One Of My Roommates Just Posted These In Each Of Our Bathrooms

    One Of My Roommates Just Posted These In Each Of Our Bathrooms

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    Tiago Cortinhal
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    7 years ago

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    Suzette Duby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you took time to work all that out I think you might be a**l retentive.

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    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you use the toilet...it doesn't seem that, according to the schedule you need to wash your hands???

    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire the person that made this flow chart...it's pretty indicative of suppressed rage.

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how much effort they put in.

    Diana Peterson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large poster of this chart should be produced and sold for all to buy.

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    #7

    You Seem Stressed

    You Seem Stressed

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, pot smells f*****g terrible.

    Pam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're smoking, or smelling, really crappy weed...orrrr...really great weed....wait...what were we talking about??

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    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, pot or whatever, just smoke outside.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had neighbors like this, who thought I was stressed out. I'd make sure I'd be letting them know i"m stressed every damn day.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the humour, but I'd f*****g lose my s**t if someone did this to me. Weed is the worst smell ever. I'd make awful smelling food every day.

    Gigi Aure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago after my sister's graduation we were outside of the arena and someone was smoking and my grandma was like "What's that smell? It smells so good" and kept on sniffing the air lmao

    Julie Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S funny! (It does stink though!)

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the relationship between you and your roommate is clearly going to pot...

    Robert Williamson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really understand why they are sharing a ventilation system? But if it is a state where smoking is legal and it is their own place, it's basically tough luck for the person complaining.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read your rental agreement. If it's a tobacco free property, that would apply to pot, as well.

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    Belle Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not, its the smell of life.

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    #8

    I Told My Roommate He Was Putting The Tp On Backwards And Then I Find This

    I Told My Roommate He Was Putting The Tp On Backwards And Then I Find This

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    Tasha Harris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to agree.. this is the only way to put it on backwards .. if you are sharing , just be happy someone has replaced it !

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good response to a petty a point.

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you guy know what the super ego is? One is equally capable of wiping ones behind with roll in either position. It's petty, the response is apt.

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    Anna M Alley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is my favorite ; p

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    #9

    My Friend And His Roommates Disagree

    My Friend And His Roommates Disagree

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    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is too funny to be classed as passive aggression 🤣

    Bruno Ferrão
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i post a link? http://globo.com

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better to risk it than have none at all.

    Rhea Hambum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leazy? Most ironic post of 2018. So far.....

    Kjorn
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    7 years ago

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    people are so leazy it's horrible... and people think millenial are leazy? you have the proof all over these posts

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are lazy people of all ages, and young people have been lazy since forever and will keep being so. Stop this whole generation this or that thing.

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    #10

    How To Be Passive-Aggressive

    How To Be Passive-Aggressive

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    Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not an architecture student by any chance?

    Tony Formica
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire 🔥 that's the next step a pile of ashes

    Lachlan Steininger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine that would of taken more energy then to just throw it out

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k is so sensitive that common language that they no doubt use themselves constitutes a trigger? BoredPanda = Bunch of f*****g fairies.

    Jasmyn Du Bois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic was probably posted a few places and the person posting did it to forestall the 'the children/ my eyes!' comments.

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    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cardboard does not go in the trash. This is what's wrong with the world.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these things, if I were the third party I would add a window with a colorful flower pot. and curtains with smiley faces on them.

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    #11

    A Housemate's Note

    A Housemate's Note

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    Fabian Fäbs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how she collected all that cat p**s? I also wonder: do I wanna know?

    Cláudia Santos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that's easy... there is a special kind of kitty litter that is non absorbent for when they have to have their urine tested...

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    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Susie doesn't even own a cat...

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally do something like this. Stealing is not ok!

    Diana Hockley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot it!!! Doubt it was cat's p**s. She probably doctored a bottle of water with a vile citrus drink and some cider.

    Cynthia Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but like the paper is still wrapped in the plastic?

    The Famous Junkie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she collect the cats p**s? Like milked it some weird way

    Julian Calderon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will put a laxative on mine and then rub chili on the toilet seat

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you collect cat pee!?

    Jay Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A special kind of non absorbant litter lol

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    #12

    Here's Hoping My Housemates Have A Sense Of Humor

    Here's Hoping My Housemates Have A Sense Of Humor

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    Robert Williamson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After they have eaten off them I tell them that I treated the dishes like my girlfriend and came all over them.

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would have liked this one with his roommates.

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    #13

    My Roommate Leaves Me Notes To Remind Me To Do Chores. This Makes Him Angry

    My Roommate Leaves Me Notes To Remind Me To Do Chores. This Makes Him Angry

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    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to capitalize "Thursday" over there...

    Ashley Cusanelli
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, as long as Scott did as requested - I say let him grade the notes all he likes. If not - well, Matt needs to up his game...

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also it should be "stinky very fast" not "stinky fast"

    Patterson Ellison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh he should see you after class. You forgot to capitalize T for Thursday so you should see him after he sees you after class :)

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure I'd do this. I know I wouldn't do it to someone I like or love.

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    #14

    My Roommate Trimmed His Beard Over The Sink. After It Clogged We Made Him Clean It. Came Home To This

    My Roommate Trimmed His Beard Over The Sink. After It Clogged We Made Him Clean It. Came Home To This

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    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, poor guy! But at least he got the job done and cleared his name, lol.

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a plumber found a f***** tampon in a sinkpipe in an apartment I had recently moved in to (in a fancy area of the town, btw). Like, how the hell did that happen I still have no idea. (But it for sure wasn't mine.)

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robert, you were the straw that broke the camel's back. Deal with it.

    #15

    Caught

    Caught

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    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be really mad if someone did this to me... I would seek revenge!.. XD

    Hannah Ingram
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never steal a person's food, people out for revenge on food are the second scariest kinds of people out for revenge.

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    Teresa Stockroske
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make food laced with laxative. They'll regret their decision then.

    Alia Ris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got confused when I read it 'don't log it on your pubic'...

    lexi sanburg
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this person is a true detective!!

    Rūta Watts
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know someone is constantly stealing your food, that's easy to fix. With laxatives 😈

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take me back to when I had share a house, but didn't have smart phone & etc to catch the B*word out back then.

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    #16

    I Live With Three Other Guys And This Is What My Girlfriend Left On Our Dryer

    I Live With Three Other Guys And This Is What My Girlfriend Left On Our Dryer

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    lexi sanburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are roommates.... so wouldn't this person's house technically burn down too?🤔🤔🤔

    Bobby Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky it's labeled otherwise I would have thought they were waffles. Mmmmmm.

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    #17

    FYI

    FYI

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    Cerys Dunbar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "White balding middle aged man" i love it XD

    Darlene Michuk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Loved it. Will always love it..........Thank-you

    Tammy Stoneking
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard because my husbands name is Brian and he’s a 54 year old white balding man lololol

    Bobby Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't get it confused with the washing machine with that description though.

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    #18

    How My Buddy Reminds His Roommates To Pay Their Rent

    How My Buddy Reminds His Roommates To Pay Their Rent

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this one is quite intelligent if you think about it. Change it every time on due date.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And change the password if they don't pay. ♥

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    Shaz Zed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this, need to start using it on kids

    Tony Formica
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't go back on till all of you dead beats pay up 💰 💵

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    #19

    This Guy Turned His Roommate’s Mess Into A “Passive-Aggressive Art Gallery”

    This Guy Turned His Roommate’s Mess Into A “Passive-Aggressive Art Gallery”

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking I should to this to my husband... A few years ago I taped a note on his study door saying "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here", since his study is ALWAYS an absolute stinky mess. He thought it was hilarious and kept the note up for months until it fell off on its own.

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you should make a proper sign and give it to him as a gift

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    SanchaTheSeeker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Price tags make it even funnier

    WeWillJustSeeAboutThat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, better than most modern art to me..

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that recently after facial hair was in a sink for over a week. It was called "Mummy won't clean up after me." Mixed media, 2018.

    Steve
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife always moans about my socks being left around the house, but now I know how much they're worth, I can just tell her "I'm making ART!"

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of milk going sour. In fact I've often found it sour. But I have NEVER HEARD OF RANCID MILK. Not enough fat in it.

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    #20

    Roommate Replaced My Mario Doodle With A Word Of The Day On Our White Board

    Roommate Replaced My Mario Doodle With A Word Of The Day On Our White Board

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    JD Cassavaugh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shrooms are the best part.

    Outatime
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And actually this is somewhat accurate lol the type of red toadstool the Mario mushroom is inspired by is called amanita muscaria and is highly hallucinogenic

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    Katie Jamberri Nails
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why share a whiteboard at all? Usually a shared whiteboard is to communicate with each other.

    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago

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    The first drawing was c**p, the second one was better...so really, they did them a favour by getting them practice their drawing

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    #21

    Roommates

    Roommates

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    Ellie Ragsdale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I see. See, that sink is totally clear. Not. You can see the dishes.

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    Jacque Place
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of site, out of my mind!! (How did the drain get on top of the cookie sheet?

    Jennifer Haynes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a photo of a drain/sink placed on top of the dirty dishes.

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    Christopher Mayer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya walk right by it, ya act like ya don't see it; and unless ya told, ya won't clean up dishes!

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one

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    #22

    Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

    Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't burn the house

    Pamela24
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the...pizza, he probably wasn't far from it.

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks EXACTLY like one of my friends, but I know it isn't him. But he looks EXACTLY like him! :-O

    Michael Hager
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate and his pal on two occasions, drunk, started cooking bacon in the wee hours, and both times (two times!!!) they fell asleep whilst said bacon cooked. We woke up hours later and it felt like we were living in a meat smoker. Two-everloving times and this idiot didn't get kicked out, because, like, it's Colorado in 1993, so, like chill bro.

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a porcupine at first. Somebody kill me.

    Jeremy Rankin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a big loss... looks like he eats plenty of other pizzas

    George Foster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame ... he looks like he definitely loves his pizza!

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    #23

    Quick Bit Of Passive Aggressive Photoshop I Threw Together Tonight For My Housemates

    Quick Bit Of Passive Aggressive Photoshop I Threw Together Tonight For My Housemates

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    Joyce Berman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the "act like an adult."

    Gabriel Henderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill give this to my roommate when I'm in college

    SanchaTheSeeker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.dummies.com/home-garden/home-improvement/kitchen-bath-remodeling/how-to-wash-dishes-by-hand/

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago

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    Sponge? Dish brush is much better.

    Lucida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with you. As long as you carefully clean the sponge.

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    #24

    I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake

    I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake

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    Ethan Slusser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a bit harsh in my opinion.

    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not eat that cake nor taste the icing my friend. Just sayin...

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it's really cake under the icing? How much do they not like her/him?

    Paul W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake looks home baked meaning someone is in denial, no one would put so much effort into baking a cake for someone they don't like...perhaps it's love. 😂

    Alexis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be the roomie off of 21 jump street 2!!!! Biotch

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    #25

    My Roommate Gave Me The Rent Money Today

    My Roommate Gave Me The Rent Money Today

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    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not strike me as passive aggressive, it strikes me as fun!

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former roommate "made it rain" every time he gave me the rent money.

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    Gabriel Henderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id give him fifty percent back for creativity

    Katri Pfuhl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    620 ? Did I count correctly?

    Samantha Mills
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a twenty in the bottom half of the letter I, so maybe 630?

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see the m not the only one who counted all the bills.

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone counted how high the rent is?

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG when I get a roommate, I am sooooo doing this!

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    #26

    Roommate Rarely Contributes, Decided To Keep My TP In My Room And See How Long This Stays

    Roommate Rarely Contributes, Decided To Keep My TP In My Room And See How Long This Stays

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandpaper roll would have been a awesome choice for this.

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticky fly strips for the cling-ons.

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you should've used that toilet paper that is stuck together

    Paul W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking they should have went with double sided tape. 😂

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    #28

    Since Sara Decided Not To Do The Dishes

    Since Sara Decided Not To Do The Dishes

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    Tyler Cook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since Sara decided not to do her dishes, we won't be seeing any more of Sara...

    Michael Vickery
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This crosses the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive. I wouldn't put it past her to have cut her foot on purpose.

    Lara L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the roommates bed is made or not made doesn't concern the author of this ;)

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not the blood of the innocents...

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more aggressive than passive aggressive...also why does it matter if a roommate makes their bed?? Close their door and don't look at it, it's their own bed! And its your own damn fault you cut your foot, you're going to ruin someone's favorite shirt? Hope Sara got out on top here.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be throwing some punches over this.

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    #29

    Just Checking

    Just Checking

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    Robert Williamson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so petty. They could easily have dropped it without noticing. It is not necessarily bad behaviour.

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Determination to keep that piece

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that handle bar tape? Just wondering...

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was a piece of salami on my staircase for a good month. Looked disgusting by the time my roommate picked it up.

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the tip of the.....yes what was said below. (great minds think alike)

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LETTUCE not CABBAGE, and come to terms over this...

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    #30

    What Happens When Your Housemate Has A Wax Seal And Trust Issues

    What Happens When Your Housemate Has A Wax Seal And Trust Issues

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was the metal tab things that come on medicine containers until I remembered what a wax seal is.

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funkiest looking Bacardi I EVER saw!

    #31

    Asked My Roommate To Fix The Doorknob. Came Home To This. Ain't Even Mad

    Asked My Roommate To Fix The Doorknob. Came Home To This. Ain't Even Mad

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    #32

    This Is How My Roommate Tells Me We Need More Milk

    This Is How My Roommate Tells Me We Need More Milk

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    Gabriel Henderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I going to do that when I get home lol

    Cathy Keiran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he can’t go and get some himself because...

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should just get some?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep a shopping list on the fridge. We save so much money this way, don't spend too much on unneeded food.

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish my fridge was as clutter-free.

    Onthe Wall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s amateurish! The very best was from the TV Show The Odd couple. Oscar complains to Felix you drive me crazy, I found a note on my bed the other day and it said ‘OUT OF CORN FLAKES FU!’. Oscar said then it took me 2 hours that FU meant Felix Unger!

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Golden passive- aggressiveness

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I do believe that cereal will look better in their bed.

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    #33

    Passive Aggressive Roommates

    Passive Aggressive Roommates

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, that 'w' is awesome.

    Paladin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the common way to write them at least in Central Europe... exchange student?

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    Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed an opportunity to be a grammar nazi with "hidding."

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is 'hidding'? is it anything like hiding?

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Squinting* Just "hidding" the pans? Huh? Hitting? Why do the Ts look like Ds? Or is it supposed to be "hiding"? So many questions. So much confusion.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put an extra d in hiding though.

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of that housemate. That handwriting is like a crazy person's...

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't a nice thing to say. 1. The person might have an illness like Parkinsons. 2. They might've been in a rush

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    #34

    I Love College Dorm Life

    I Love College Dorm Life

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    Maria K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Responds to sock" YESS XD

    Daniela Tanova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is he? 3 days? I mean in socks years that will be 12 right :D

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats adorable but i wouldnt pin my pet to a wall 😂

    #35

    Passive-Aggressive Roommate Preparing For Valentines Day

    Passive-Aggressive Roommate Preparing For Valentines Day

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    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer; I'll do the dishes when they make a pass at me!

    Gabriel Henderson
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    7 years ago

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    lo I love it now do the dishes

    #36

    Someone I'm My Girlfriend's House Keeps Leaving The Front Door Open. She Asked Me To Write A Passive-Aggressive Note

    Someone I'm My Girlfriend's House Keeps Leaving The Front Door Open. She Asked Me To Write A Passive-Aggressive Note

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    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom looks like a 'tl-dr' :D

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could upvote this more than just one. Love it!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would introduce local wild life to their room. "it came in thru the open door, and went into your room. I tried to chase it out, but it was kind of aggressive, so I just shut the door. Ya know, it might be good to keep the front door closed."

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a similar problem in our condo building many years ago until the local handyman put on a mechanism that closes the door automatically, and it locks automatically when it closes.

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    #37

    My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This

    My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This

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    Katri Pfuhl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not centered and It worries me

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can y'all just stop worrying about the stupid centering? JEEZ!

    Luca Gotta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please put the damn thing in the damn center. Damn it.

    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zap Brannigan.... I love this so much....

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that painting looks like the only color in that room

    Mar1a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. YES. TOTALLY YES!

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    #38

    Roommate's Pumpkins. Delicately Drawing The Line Between Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes And Reasonable Reminders

    Roommate's Pumpkins. Delicately Drawing The Line Between Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes And Reasonable Reminders

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    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Pumpkins looking GOOOOOOD, though!

    Bruno Ferrão
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i try to get a link here.. like http://globo.com

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must live in Alaska. They'd be brown and moldy in California within a week.

    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the pumpkins aren't rotten, what's the problem? They're perfectly good pumpkins.

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pumpkins can smell horrible and look fine. It's called rotting from the inside. DOY?

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    #39

    My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In

    My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In

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    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the thought that someone was actively touching those makes me sick...

    Justine Nicole
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a horror movie... you should have written DIE PIGS Or RED RUM

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH??? It creeps me out..

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 5'7" and my hair is past my a*s, I don't even do this c**p, if her room mate pulled that much of her hair out of a drain that b***h must be bald by now 😨

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    touching that much drain hair is not worth it to me 🤮

    Fee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. However, the skill involved in making this amuses me... at how little life you must have.

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    #40

    I Woke Up To Find This This Morning. The Best Passive-Aggressive Note From Any Roommate Ever

    I Woke Up To Find This This Morning. The Best Passive-Aggressive Note From Any Roommate Ever

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't be bothered reading this

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a nutshell, someone left a bag full of s**t and old food, the bag got punctured somehow, unsuspecting roommate smelt it so they lifted the bag, stuff got on the floor, they took a break, put the bag in a new bag, cleaned floor, then suffered from the horrific nightmare of what had just happened.

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    Amy Begun Saab
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome!! Too bad some people cannot read anything that is longer than one sentence anymore-Mr Gibb

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have now read the article and whilst I appreciate the use of metaphor, simile, cleaver words and such like..this is a s**t story in all senses of the word....I am imagining it to have been written by 'comic bookstore guy' from the Simpsons CBG-5aa7ca...fcc53b.jpg CBG-5aa7ca6fcc53b.jpg

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    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic. Well said. I sincerely hope that house mate took note and promptly apologised there is absolutely no reason for that to happen in any house let alone a share house if does again then drag them out of bed and ensure they do it themselves.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...evil brown sludge forged in the vowels of roadkill by the devil himself ..." is the perfect description indeed.

    Anna King
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could well be the funniest thing I've ever read!!!

    Paul W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so funny! Great writing! I had tears in my eyes, almost spilled out my breakfast. 😂

    LaDonna Hulcy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest thing on this page!

    Ana Dias
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ecologial advice: do NOT throw oil, food or anything solid (organic or not) down the drain or the "shitter", as mentioned above. Isolate them and place them asap in a proper bin (including recycle bin). It will make a difference in our oceans and spare nightmares like this.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read about clogged pipes in some cities because cooking oil washed down the kitchen sink has congealed, and I wonder "Who the heck puts cooking oil down the drain?! That is solid waste, not flushable drain worthy!"

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    #41

    To My Owner

    To My Owner

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    #42

    When Your Housemates Steal Your Cheese

    When Your Housemates Steal Your Cheese

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    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuesto? Spacing is key

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, "excuesto"? I think the word is "excusesto", and sentences start with a capital letter. If you really must grammar police y'all best com correct!!

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    Beleszóve Foldlanya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse 1- I was hungry Excuse 2- I wanted to p**s you off Excuse 3- It was a midnight snack and I didn't turn the light on...didn't see it, sorry!

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    #43

    Message In A Roommate's Drawer

    Message In A Roommate's Drawer

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    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar to this with fake spiders.

    #44

    In The Morning This Note Was Passed Under My Door. I Am Thinking Of Having It Framed

    In The Morning This Note Was Passed Under My Door. I Am Thinking Of Having It Framed

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH, sexual! I thought it said "serval" and I was very confused as to how often a person talked about visiting small Arfican wildcats.

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    #45

    My Roommates Said They Left Me A Slice

    My Roommates Said They Left Me A Slice

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    #46

    Check The Dryer's Filter

    Check The Dryer's Filter

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    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke so bad it's good and ugly

    Moya Satterwhite
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy peasy, take it out after the clothes are dry.

    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A++!! The mnemonic will help them remember!

    #47

    Toy-Let Story

    Toy-Let Story

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't have pets if you're not going to feed them

    #48

    I Live With Three Girls. Forgot Once To Put The Toilet Seat Down In Four Months

    I Live With Three Girls. Forgot Once To Put The Toilet Seat Down In Four Months

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    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close all the lids when you flush! Yuck

    Taki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe this is more hygienic, it actually isn't! Because toilet lids have a small gap between the lid and the bowl even when closed (due to pressure issues) any dirty gases will still escape. So it doesn't really matter either way.

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    Susan Jenkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just the seat that should go down; it's the lid, too. The toilet contents become aerosolized when flushed. Think of that when you reach for your toothbrush.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask them why they never put the toilet seat back up. They will be lost for words.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're supposed to close the lid and leave it closed so things can't get in nor out of the toilet. You should flush with the lid down to not spread germs everywhere in the bathroom, and you won't accidentally drop things inside if it's closed when not in use. Both men and women should close the lid. Girls who just put the seat down are also wrong in my book.

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    Jasmyn Du Bois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys do realize that there is, on average, anywhere from a 4-8cm gap between the seat and the lid on toilets, depending on the manufacturer. Given certain principles of physics, starting with force in motion, fluid dynamics, the aerosolization principles of fluids acted upon by torsion, gravity, and opposing forces of contact with solid surfaces and the corealis effect, combined with the physical properties of substances in a gaseous or near gaseous state inasmuch that in being denied upward exodus or expansion from its current container it will seek any possible egress, including horizontal and ventral. In plain English, even if you close both the lids and the seat the second you flush aerosolized particles of whatever you just put in the toilet and are trying to discard will rush out of that tiny gap under pressure and therefore will more intensely cover the areas closer to the toilet. Usually the sink and the wall. Studies have been done proving that unless you are keeping your toothbrushes in a glass of water they are coming into contact with the common contents of the toilet no matter where in the bathroom you put them, and lid up or down makes no difference in what can be cultured from the bristles after 1 day. In even plainer English, putting the lid down don't stop s**t. I mostly recommend not thinking about it too much, regularly cleaning and replacing your toothbrushes, and bleaching your bathroom once a week.

    Patrick Dieter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always agreed to put the seat down after peeing. But ONLY, if the women of the house agree to leave it UP after using it. Fair is fair! Seriously, how much does it take to actually LOOK at the can before sitting? Plus, I've had the nauseating experience of sitting on a freshly-pissed-on-seat in a public toilet. Wouldn't have happened if the seat had been placed in the "ready, aim, fire" mode. Yes, guys should learn to aim. Yes, women should play fair and let the bathroom be truly gender-neutral.

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    #49

    A Limerick

    A Limerick

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There once was a girl who read a note Then she laughed, she sounds like a goat She thought this was so funny That her nose got all runny And she decided to upvote

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    #50

    When Passive-Aggressive Meets The Roommate That Resorts To Using Tissues Before Replacing The Toilet Paper Roll (Repeatedly)

    When Passive-Aggressive Meets The Roommate That Resorts To Using Tissues Before Replacing The Toilet Paper Roll (Repeatedly)

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    Cathy Keiran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that always annoys me

    #51

    Roommate Got Tired Of Our Shit

    Roommate Got Tired Of Our Shit

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all might want to throw that sucker out

    #52

    What My Roommates Forced Me To Do

    What My Roommates Forced Me To Do

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    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who wrote " i have mouth herpes" on her stuff.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! Would someone really do that? If so, that's just GROSS! :)

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    #53

    Jason, You Might Want To Check Your Car

    Jason, You Might Want To Check Your Car

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    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is surprisingly, surprising... I speak from experience, having once lost a package of pork chops in the car on my way home from the grocery. Two days later...smelled like roadkill in my car.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I lost a gallon of milk in the trunk. It was 7 or 8 days before I found it. It went straight from the trunk to the garbage can! It could have been yogurt or mayonnaise from the looks of it! Or sour cream...

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    #54

    This Is How I Passive-Aggressively Remind My Housemates To Wash Up

    This Is How I Passive-Aggressively Remind My Housemates To Wash Up

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    Felix James Okugbe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon f*****g grab 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well wash them up without being reminded then!

    #55

    New Roommate Is Apparently Leaving Me Subtle, Passive-Aggressive Reminders Now

    New Roommate Is Apparently Leaving Me Subtle, Passive-Aggressive Reminders Now

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    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I maybe catching the wrong punchline here. But what do that roommate care if he/she don't clean her/his own room?

    Alysha Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as there isn't a stench coming from the room I don't care what it looks like.

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    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks tis neigh be a roommate, and bedmate maybe.

    bpanther
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... Just saw this video of him saying that at a college passing out speech. Didn't know he had a book out too.

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    #56

    My Roommate's Girl Friend Had Been Staying With Us And I've Been Waking Up To A Hot Ass House So I Posted This On The Thermostat

    My Roommate's Girl Friend Had Been Staying With Us And I've Been Waking Up To A Hot Ass House So I Posted This On The Thermostat

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    porcupine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k touches someone else’s thermostat? That’s rude as hell.

    TigerDRena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the apartment I used to live, some years ago, there was only one thermostat for all the rooms. Seems to be the case here, too.

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the happy face after the threat.

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I slept over at my (now ex) boyfriend's house that he shared with roommates the only thing I touched was their dirty dishes so the kitchen wouldn't be a disaster

    #57

    My Roommate May Or May Not Be Sexist

    My Roommate May Or May Not Be Sexist

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    Christopher Mack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like dad, not like sis, lift the seat to take a p**s

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We aim to please, you aim too, PLEASE!" or "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

    peter palludan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we don't need to. And it's completely unnatural. Not weird or anything though, I sit when I'm in company and feel it would be rude to "broadcast" my doings.

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    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety, wipe the seaty

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    #58

    Since Moving Into Halls For The First Year Of University, Our Hygiene Skills Have Gone Downhill, To Say The Least. Finally, One Of Our Roommates Cracked And Cleaned Up The Rotting Mess. Or So We Thought

    Since Moving Into Halls For The First Year Of University, Our Hygiene Skills Have Gone Downhill, To Say The Least. Finally, One Of Our Roommates Cracked And Cleaned Up The Rotting Mess. Or So We Thought

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    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arhg... I'd be really pissed off

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had to clean up the mess or if someone called you on your bad roommate habits?

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    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got fed up at Uni of my flat mates leaving the kitchen in a mess that I never used it. I kept a kettle and toaster in my room and lived on Pot Noodles and toast.

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    #59

    Our Roommate Went Away On A Tropical Vacation, And Wasn't Very Civil About It. So We Made Sure He Never Would Have To Leave Paradise

    Our Roommate Went Away On A Tropical Vacation, And Wasn't Very Civil About It. So We Made Sure He Never Would Have To Leave Paradise

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    Arnbjörg Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooo is that sand on the floor???? Lord have mercy!!! LOL

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that wasn't sand, that was kitty litter...don't worry, it's pretty fresh!

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you cleaned the room but destroyed the blinds?

    Lexi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the edges on the left around the black thing it doesn't look sand, it looks like a sheet around it. So, they probably put a sheet underneath and then put sand on top of it to make it easier to cleanup. Either way, its none of their business how messy his room is. Its his room and as long as its not causing bugs in the room or house or foul smells, who cares. If he's paying his portion of the rent, then he can do whatever. Just could have closed his door.

    MauKini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you cleaned his room and made him a little tropical beach? Wow, thats nasty... :)

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? That's sand? Looks like a canvas tarp to me.

    Amanda Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not sand it's a blanket, you can see it folded on the sides

    Cathy Keiran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The folds are in the plastic sheet UNDER the sand!!

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    #60

    This Could Be A Hint That Your Former Housemates Have Grown Weary Of You Treating Their Home As A Rent-Free Walk-In Closet

    This Could Be A Hint That Your Former Housemates Have Grown Weary Of You Treating Their Home As A Rent-Free Walk-In Closet

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    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good job and if this persists put it all out in the drive for a take away

    #61

    My Flatmate Stuck This Up, I Feel Like He's Trying To Tell Me Something

    My Flatmate Stuck This Up, I Feel Like He's Trying To Tell Me Something

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    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call "b******t". Hitler never had flatmates. Not alive ones, anyway.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really that many lazy pieces of c**p out there in the world?

    Llama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate when people use hitler like this, we should be more aware of how this might make some people feel

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people say political leaders are Hitler, but this is so over the top obviously satirical that I don't think it's offensive in the least.

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, i don't believe hitler ever said that!

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    #62

    My Roommate Everyone

    My Roommate Everyone

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    #63

    Coming Soon, From Pixar

    Coming Soon, From Pixar

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    WeWillJustSeeAboutThat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could seem them doing a movie on this.. "Life of Your Empty and Used Things"

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually kind of want to do the dishes if I received this.

    #64

    Jesus Doesn't Steal

    Jesus Doesn't Steal

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought it was talking to a roommate named Jesus.

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would have taken a pop tart and turned it into 40 pop tarts, like a real magician

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Jesus didn't die on the cross to rise again and get diabetes eating pop tarts

    Charlotte Brine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus didn't die on the cross for anything. Except for an over inflated sense of self worth.

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    #65

    My Roommate Just Put This On Our Door

    My Roommate Just Put This On Our Door

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    #66

    Passive-Agressive Roommate Level 9000

    Passive-Agressive Roommate Level 9000

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    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Reminds me of a similar image with a wifi signal that said something like "It's this one, mom."

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had seen a Wifi signal named "Tell your dad to pay for ur internet". It was hilarious...

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also reply with 'Peace'.

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    #67

    Roommate Hung This Sign Over Our Kitchen Sink

    Roommate Hung This Sign Over Our Kitchen Sink

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    #68

    I Know Who's Not Getting A Merit Badge For Sharing...

    I Know Who's Not Getting A Merit Badge For Sharing...

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    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just cannot leave those in plain sight. They really need to hide those.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >:)) I'd take that as a challenge..

    Lexi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not have a lock box or those big freezers and don't plug it in and have a lock on then.

    maranda davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girl scouts don't have merit badges..

    peter palludan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you live with p**sy's, because that's just a slap in the face with a white glove.

    #69

    My Friend Is Passive Aggressive, His Roommate Is Just A Dick

    My Friend Is Passive Aggressive, His Roommate Is Just A Dick

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    generally, spilling implies lack of intent.... so the return message is okay.

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written in laundry soap.. Irish spring left for evidence... I'm going to say this was staged and not thought through 🙌

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    #70

    In The Time It Took You To Print On A Post-It You Could Have Just Loaded The Dishwasher

    In The Time It Took You To Print On A Post-It You Could Have Just Loaded The Dishwasher

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    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are seriously complaining about just lightly scrubbing dishes and putting them on the dishwasher? And here I thought they actually had to wash them. Way lazier than I even thought was possible.

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UM Actually, in the long run, just doing it instead of making the culprits do it is more work

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    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this all the time. The problem isn't that I'M not doing it. The problem is that YOU'RE not doing it.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say the same thing.... These ppl write these notes or post its and u couldn't just gotten the dishes done already. The after its done, write a note saying that u won't be doing their dishes anymore.

    Johanna Zamora
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone bought a rubber stamp.

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    #71

    Buy Your Own Rice

    Buy Your Own Rice

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    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a very common Hispanic rice, with saffron and turmeric, which turns it yellow. Read up. Eat up.

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    #72

    Well, Someone's Feeling A Little Chippy

    Well, Someone's Feeling A Little Chippy

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That floor needs some vacuuming too...

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not a message for mice...

    #73

    Up Next, On Bananas With Low Self-Esteem

    Up Next, On Bananas With Low Self-Esteem

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    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw!!! There's a banana at my home in the same situation. Now this made me feel sad... Banana for dinner, I guess.

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peel it and put it in a bag in the freezer. Save for making banana bread. :)

    Sea cucumber (They/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in the freezer, and when you collect enough, make some banana bread.

    Jenny Brichta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I left one on the counter...7 days ago:(

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas taste better if they are are a bit brown

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    #74

    Hey Hot Stuff

    Hey Hot Stuff

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    Neal Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But If I clean the sinks they will look hotter than me. There is no way I'm taking that risk

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Oh. Are they implying their roommate is vain?

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, it means the VANITY MIRROR above the SINK

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    #76

    A Month Ago My Roommate Wrote Me A Passive-Aggressive Note About Doing The Dishes. He Never Does The Dishes

    A Month Ago My Roommate Wrote Me A Passive-Aggressive Note About Doing The Dishes. He Never Does The Dishes

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    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So two slobs arent better than one?

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS THERE SO MUCH FOOD IN THE POTS IN THE SINK?! YOU COULD EAT A WHOLE MEAL OUT OF THOSE! WASTEFUL!!!!!!

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I think we're getting into a battle while the actual house greys worse and worse.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty the food into his bed every time!

    Pavel Dana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire someone to do it and make the lazy one to pay for it

    #77

    Ramen Pedicure, Anyone?

    Ramen Pedicure, Anyone?

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    #78

    A Little Peevish, Aren't We?

    A Little Peevish, Aren't We?

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    Sarah Miller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to tell people to turn the faucets off in the first place.

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's Molly's second pet peeve say? I can't make it out! Something... something "in the first place." lol

    Danielle Varner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molly's 2nd pet peeve: "Having to tell ppl to turn the faucet off in the first place"

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    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you turn it too tight though you break the washer

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    #79

    I Think I've Won The Passive-Aggresive War Of 2015

    I Think I've Won The Passive-Aggresive War Of 2015

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    #80

    My Roommate Always Forgets To Flush The Toilet. This Was My Solution

    My Roommate Always Forgets To Flush The Toilet. This Was My Solution

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you forget to flush? Is your roommate 5? Do you call your kid "roommate"? So many questions here...

    Taki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad still forgets to flush the toilet sometimes. Or else it doesn't go down properly the first time. Some people just... forget.

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew the towel directly above the Toilette?

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that will work. If he's not flushing, what are the chances he's washing his hands?

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh my ex did this all the time. He would heat the shower while taking a dump and then not flush for some reason. Made me VERY mad.

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they live by the saying: "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" ??? but yes, still icky

    April Caldwell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and empty the trash, wash the tub, put the toilet paper on the holder, and put your deodorant in the cupboard.

    Belle_Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scared to ask flush what??? 😬😷😵🤢

    #81

    The Easter Bunny Is Such A Passive-Aggressive Little Bugger

    The Easter Bunny Is Such A Passive-Aggressive Little Bugger

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    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the easter bunny

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    #82

    Passive-Aggressive Mr. T

    Passive-Aggressive Mr. T

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    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! And I thought I was the only one that did this! 😃

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    #83

    My Roommate Hid This In My Sock Drawer. I'm Jewish

    My Roommate Hid This In My Sock Drawer. I'm Jewish

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this was a joke between you two, and he's not seriously expressing ignorance and anti-semitism.

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White AND ginger?! Nope nope nope, def not Jesus

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'My Roommate Hid This In My Sock Drawer. I'm Jewish' .... You need a better f*****g room mate bro, that right there concerns me 😨

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me you uneducated twit but the Romans killed Jesus, the Jews just didn't know who he was and to be honest he was causing a ruckus that was compromising their "peaceful" arrangement with the Romans allowing them to have some rights (not many but some).

    sarcastic cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uneducated twit" LOL I love it! Gotta remember that one...

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who did kill the Irish f****r then?

    Sarai Morrissette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, the Romans actually killed Jesus, not the Jews.

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    #84

    I Was Upset My Roommates Threw Away My Pizza So I Left Them A Small Note

    I Was Upset My Roommates Threw Away My Pizza So I Left Them A Small Note

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    Arnbjörg Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is this his own food? Milk and cheese is sure to spoil :P

    #85

    My Housemate Doesn't Wash His Dishes. So I Left Him I Note. In Pretzel Salt

    My Housemate Doesn't Wash His Dishes. So I Left Him I Note. In Pretzel Salt

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    foxlover05
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I sit here eating the leftover salt from my pretzel..

    Emily Hisel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother goes out of his way to eat it by the friggin handful... sooo gross!!!

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    #87

    Return My Things Please

    Return My Things Please

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    Bob the Minion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would steal a spoon? I get borrowing but really!!

    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People borrow things and can't be bothered to return them.

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    #88

    This New Reminder Clearly Has Been Working For My Housemates

    This New Reminder Clearly Has Been Working For My Housemates

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this all with not doing the dishes? I live on my own, yet I do my own f*****g dishes like a BOSS. How can some people be so immature?

    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE doing the dishes. But I do all the dishes because others can't be trusted with the dishes.

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you grow up with others always cleaning up after you, you don't do a good job keeping clean when on your own.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably be putting dirty dishes in peoples room every day. It so rude not to do your own damn dirty dishes.

    #89

    With 17 Roommates, It Could Have Been Worse

    With 17 Roommates, It Could Have Been Worse

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    #90

    Please Resubmit Your Inquiry After It Has Been Properly Notarized. Regards, Your Flatmates

    Please Resubmit Your Inquiry After It Has Been Properly Notarized. Regards, Your Flatmates

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame that the question mark is in the wrong place after taking the time to write a formal letter.

    porcupine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I noticed. I’ve been seeing a lot of question marks tacked in to the end of statements recently, like on twitter and s**t. Makes me almost as mad as when people say “whenever” when they should be using “when.”

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    #91

    How I Pay Rent To My Roommates

    How I Pay Rent To My Roommates

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why be a d**k about something that everyone has the responsibility to do?

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paying rent is a responsibility, do it sincerely. Be in his shoes and think for a while. One is not doing a favor by paying his/her rent.

    #92

    You Can't Spare Three Squares?

    You Can't Spare Three Squares?

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    Pamela Hurt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.. I'm sorry but am I the ONLY one who requires more than 2-3 squares? There is no way you get a satisfactory clean this way.

    So_cat Socrate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sériously ? This guy has a problem. Who is he to decide how much toilet paper his roomate has to use ?

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toilet paper looks awfully thin.

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use less than four squares you're gonna get yucky fingers, and that's 3ply. The less ply the more squares required

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you to tell me how many sheets of toilet paper to use to wipe my big white a*s? Just saying.

    Mark Spice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it off in sixes or nines...

    Mark Spice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or any mulitple of three for that matter...

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    #93

    Housemates Always Leave The Sink Cluttered, So I Left This

    Housemates Always Leave The Sink Cluttered, So I Left This

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    #94

    My Friend's Roommate Situation In College

    My Friend's Roommate Situation In College

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    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thats a bit ridiculous.

    Romina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a bit much, so everyone has to have their own trash can? Gosh you should be grateful people actually throw stuff IN it.

    Romina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, you are very very pathetic if you actually go through the trash selecting what is yours and what is not.

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    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I would be moving out as soon as I could. That is way OTT.

    Pamela Hurt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhhm, WHY? It's a trash can, people. get real!

    DogSnax Too
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my roommate refuses to have any direct communication. if i respond texts can go back and forth for hours... its sick and well its sick. we share a bathroom and access hall way... there's a window to which he insists needs to have the curtains opened there as well. HE WAS NOT HOME MIND YOU.... so I at least turned off the lights so I could pass by with a small amount of privacy. All i heard when he got home was his usual passive aggressive muttering under his breath.... this is an every other day occurrence. ... i woke to "the text" this morning. He just could not wait to talk to me... he had to leave me a passive aggressive text, sometimes he leaves notes... wow!!! 0-2-5fbfaa...c3a60.jpeg 0-2-5fbfaa35c3a60.jpeg

    Taki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the idea here is that random people keep using this one person's bin, leading to that one person unable to throw away their own stuff. My little sister often throws stuff away in my bin, which is a pain when I'm cleaning stuff up and there's no room in the bin. It's not even that difficult to use your own - any old bucket will do.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this person care if the author put their own trash on the kitchen floor?

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