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Anonymous Hero Fights Asshole Drivers With This Parking Note
Anonymous Hero Fights Asshole Drivers With This Parking Note
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Anonymous Hero Fights Asshole Drivers With This Parking Note

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Someone just came up with the most brilliant passive-aggressive way to deal with people who can’t park! The vigilante hasn’t been identified, but we tracked down his friend who wrote this: “My friend made this and keeps a few copies in his glove box. When he comes across an asshat parking job, he leaves it under their windshield wiper.”

In one case, the image was jokingly placed under a racer’s windshield wiper at the Black River Stages rally event in upstate New York. Unfortunately, they later flipped over during a turn in the race route, though both of the team members on board were OK.

More info: buildraceparty.com

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    Someone came up with a brilliant, passive-aggressive way to teach bad drivers how to park:

    Image credits: mattythedog

    First, identify the bad driver

    Image credits: buildraceparty.com

    Then, serve up some passive-aggressive justice!

    Image credits: buildraceparty.com

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    Strange coincidence: a race car that got this treatment as a joke later flipped!

    Image credits: Burnt_Couch

    Here’s a printable version for you to use:

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    Dovas

    Dovas

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    Dovas

    Dovas

    Author, Community member

    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

    What do you think ?
    MaciejMelcher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland we have 'Penalty D***s'. It's a sticker with a big d*** on it and a text saying 'You received this Penalty D*** for parking like one'. Yeah, we really hate people who don't know how to park their cars...

    YvonneBernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about . . . "You spent enough on the nice car, why not spend a few more on some parking lessons?"

    HeidiFancher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! Got to make a bunch of copies ready to place on windshields!

    PeterSchenckJr.
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but hum... Is there really any difference between the person writing the flyer and the person rudely parking the car? I wonder if there is anything that could be said on a flyer that could actually help the situation. Perhaps "I'm sure you were in a hurry and didn't notice but next time could you kindly park in between the lines, thanks in advance."

    Susannah Barrinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as brilliant or acceptable passive aggressive anything. The note is funny as hell, but passive aggressive people are f*****g cowardly a******s and a whole other cartoon needs to be created for all of them.

    Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly is passive-aggressive. It was left on my car today. Haven't you ever just been in a hurry or had nothing left in you after the commute to re-park? Did it really hurt anyone? Did the person just carry these around in their bag in the hope of using them, or more desperate yet, did they return to their office to print it and make a special trip to my car to leave it there? One has to wonder. Is it that bad???

    Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And P.S. in my defense, both the car and the parking garage are new to me, and I'm still getting a feel for them both.

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    MagsDenizkizi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after driving for 12 years I suck at parking but I love coloring with my kids and turtles are my favorite animal. I do try to park right but I suck at it with my new bigger car I got when I had my baby. I'd be pissed if someone wrote on my car with lipstick or something but I could take this joke

    PastelUnicorn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't wait to find people who can't park lol

    MaríaSabelli
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my conuntry we´d need too many kinds of notes about different cases... !

    JuliaBonfim
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had this problem today and wished that i had a copy of this very appropriate paper!!!

    PeterLedoux
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Pisses me off when a person takes up 2 spaces. But have to let it go

    geoffschneider
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't park it, don't drive it.

    JustinRoss
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Though I'd first want to change turtle to tortoise.

    HazelWaring
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 year old struggles to name animals too. Here's a drawing of a tortoise to show you what a tortoise looks like.

    SusieKang
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HILARIOUS!!!!!! If it can be translated into Korean, I will personally fly to South Korea and pass them out!!! E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. D.R.I.V.E.R. deserves one...and I'll throw in the crayons too!!

    thcollegestudent
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean passive aggressive "hero" has axe to grind? Ok I can take a joke about the signs...but making light of what clearly could have been a fatal accident? Come on boredpanda team.

    Rism
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely, it satisfies my thirst for justice

    Lorien
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow car!! And those idiots annoy me

    ChantalJ
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. People park like that so they don't come out to door dings, scrapes, and dents on their cars.

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always keep an old lipstick in my car for idiot parkers. If you try to wipe the lipstick off, you make an even bigger mess. On white cars, the stain lipstick leaves takes a while to get off.

    MaciejMelcher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland we have 'Penalty D***s'. It's a sticker with a big d*** on it and a text saying 'You received this Penalty D*** for parking like one'. Yeah, we really hate people who don't know how to park their cars...

    YvonneBernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about . . . "You spent enough on the nice car, why not spend a few more on some parking lessons?"

    HeidiFancher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! Got to make a bunch of copies ready to place on windshields!

    PeterSchenckJr.
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but hum... Is there really any difference between the person writing the flyer and the person rudely parking the car? I wonder if there is anything that could be said on a flyer that could actually help the situation. Perhaps "I'm sure you were in a hurry and didn't notice but next time could you kindly park in between the lines, thanks in advance."

    Susannah Barrinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as brilliant or acceptable passive aggressive anything. The note is funny as hell, but passive aggressive people are f*****g cowardly a******s and a whole other cartoon needs to be created for all of them.

    Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly is passive-aggressive. It was left on my car today. Haven't you ever just been in a hurry or had nothing left in you after the commute to re-park? Did it really hurt anyone? Did the person just carry these around in their bag in the hope of using them, or more desperate yet, did they return to their office to print it and make a special trip to my car to leave it there? One has to wonder. Is it that bad???

    Tandice Ghajar Strausbaugh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And P.S. in my defense, both the car and the parking garage are new to me, and I'm still getting a feel for them both.

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    MagsDenizkizi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after driving for 12 years I suck at parking but I love coloring with my kids and turtles are my favorite animal. I do try to park right but I suck at it with my new bigger car I got when I had my baby. I'd be pissed if someone wrote on my car with lipstick or something but I could take this joke

    PastelUnicorn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't wait to find people who can't park lol

    MaríaSabelli
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my conuntry we´d need too many kinds of notes about different cases... !

    JuliaBonfim
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had this problem today and wished that i had a copy of this very appropriate paper!!!

    PeterLedoux
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Pisses me off when a person takes up 2 spaces. But have to let it go

    geoffschneider
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't park it, don't drive it.

    JustinRoss
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Though I'd first want to change turtle to tortoise.

    HazelWaring
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 year old struggles to name animals too. Here's a drawing of a tortoise to show you what a tortoise looks like.

    SusieKang
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HILARIOUS!!!!!! If it can be translated into Korean, I will personally fly to South Korea and pass them out!!! E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. D.R.I.V.E.R. deserves one...and I'll throw in the crayons too!!

    thcollegestudent
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean passive aggressive "hero" has axe to grind? Ok I can take a joke about the signs...but making light of what clearly could have been a fatal accident? Come on boredpanda team.

    Rism
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely, it satisfies my thirst for justice

    Lorien
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow car!! And those idiots annoy me

    ChantalJ
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. People park like that so they don't come out to door dings, scrapes, and dents on their cars.

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always keep an old lipstick in my car for idiot parkers. If you try to wipe the lipstick off, you make an even bigger mess. On white cars, the stain lipstick leaves takes a while to get off.

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