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50 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (March Edition)
A good parent is someone who strives to make decisions in the best interest of their child. But that doesn't mean moms and dads have to be perfect. Nobody is. Not even their children. Mistakes are bound to happen, the important part is to learn from them... and have a good chuckle!
Realizing the benefit of being able to laugh at ourselves, we at Bored Panda have dedicated an entire series to funny parents. Each month, we compile a list of their honest, humorous tweets, and let me tell you—March has been exceptionally generous. Continue scrolling to check out the entries and after you're done, fire up our February and January lists for more giggles.
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Catherine Hankinson 5 years ago
I once gave a load of stuff to a charity shop and then went in with my little girl and she was like "look mummy we have those!" Nope. Not anymore kid.
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River Webb 5 years ago
this child may have just created the cure to every disease that ever existed
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Jo Johannsen 5 years ago
Some of my fondest memories is of my mother and I going into the kitchen after everyone else left for the weekend (visitation) to make a "kitchen sink" salad and share it, along with hot tea and buttered saltines. It was a ritual for us - none of my siblings cared for salad.
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Mary Peace 5 years ago
My behaviour can be improved with gifts of chocolate, or can be made worse...
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Jo Johannsen 5 years ago
Note to parents: grind the onions up in a blender until liquid before adding to food. (P.S. this works for picky husbands, too)
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Chris Miller 5 years ago
Every chance you get! "Why did you do that?!" - "you remember the sharpie incident? Consider it Revenge. And I have YEARS more of your Shinanegans to use as justification." *rubs hands together and cackles manically*
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Everything AGR 5 years ago
i used to do something like this, my friends and i pretended to have a news show and we had all sorts of segments. weather, sports, word of the day, etc.
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Jo Johannsen 5 years ago
Let me guess, it was something that, if made for her, she would not touch.
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Beth Arriaga 5 years ago
My.niece used to 'kiss' by opening her mouth and latching on to your cheek and sucking for her life like she was going to get fed.... it was like an eel or something. So glad she grew out of that.
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Justin Patel 5 years ago
Lol my son does the same thing. Papa how much is nine thousand ten hundred plus nine thousand ten hundred? Ummm, 20,000? NO!!!!! I thought you were good at math!
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Mary Peace 5 years ago
I didn't know any of these words (living in the UK). At 10 y o I said 'bum' and got told off.
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Justin Patel 5 years ago
Lol I have the same struggle. Thankfully the 3 yo helps me with the answer
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DancingPig 5 years ago
I KNOW !!! Parents should really stop not listening, it makes kids lose confidence! 😑( anyways, I can relate )
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Ian Koch 5 years ago
me and my 11-year-old sister had a mini argument about which came first, she said chicken, and I said egg. her reasoning being god created all things, mine being evolution. I have an idea on how to make our theories coexist. I might tell her that God created the first few animals, then created a few more things, and occasionally wasn't too happy with his creations so he occasionally deleted some of them or changed them. and that the egg came first because he decided to change one of the animal's eggs into one that would make a chicken. Do you guys think it would work?
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Mary Peace 5 years ago
And masks, and social distancing, and endless hand washing, and glaring at anyone who dares to sneeze, or cough, within 12 feet of us.
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Sista of the moon 5 years ago
I put my hand on the car window when I was abt 6, and said it was “the racoon”. They half believed me :p
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Sista of the moon 5 years ago
Listen to the wind blowwwwwwwww watch the sunnn rrrriiiiiiissseeeeeeeeee
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Sista of the moon 5 years ago
The dun dun dun dun dun bit got multiple songs stuck in my head at once which I didn’t know was possible until now
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Remember, it's OK even if you need to vent online—Vicki Broadbent of Honest Mum said the fact you are even worrying about being a good parent is testimony to the fact that you are a good parent
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Logic and Reason 5 years ago
Either all of James Breakwell’s kids are miniature Jerry Seinfelds or he’s making those conversations up.
juice 5 years ago
making stuff up? on the internet? but...but...that's unheard of!
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Logic and Reason 5 years ago
Either all of James Breakwell’s kids are miniature Jerry Seinfelds or he’s making those conversations up.
juice 5 years ago
making stuff up? on the internet? but...but...that's unheard of!
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