Working in a scientific office means occasional we hear some very strange things. We decided these were too good not to share with the world and so project #officeoverheard was born!

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#1 Banana

Banana

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#2 Bad Spirits

Bad Spirits

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#3 Sloth Or Slow-th

Sloth Or Slow-th

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#4 Potatoes

Potatoes

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#5 Knit

Knit

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Over Opinionated 2 years ago

I knit I love that picture it's amazing

#6 Stabby

Stabby

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Over Opinionated 2 years ago

I lived downtown I know that face

#7 Glitz

Glitz

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Nell Benson 2 years ago

that's a world I dont want to live in

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#8 Zen

Zen

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#9 Jet

Jet

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Over Opinionated 2 years ago

Why? How? and what?

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#10 Dog

Dog

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Bradley Auerbach 1 year ago

Divine Vehicles, Inc, a Heaven-based company owned by God.

#11 Chop Chop

Chop Chop

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Zuri Voorhees 5 months ago

haha

#12 Red

Red

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#13 Polonium

Polonium

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#14 Gluten

Gluten

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#15 Commas And Chips

Commas And Chips

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#16 Aubergine

Aubergine

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#17 Chips

Chips

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#18 Dino

Dino

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#19 Kebab

Kebab

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#20 Mickey

Mickey

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#21 Noodle

Noodle

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Weslord 1 year ago

Now, that's where you're wrong