44 Humorous One-Panel Comics By Dennis Goris (New Pics)

And since no sane womantis will wed him, he will live on to continue to be annoying

Please, someone else jump on so I can leave!

Is the Author a Brit?

and it will continue to cause accidents for 9 lives

Yes! It’s delicious!

Sad

Russia is at war against Ukraine. If they win they get Ukraine. Ukraine is just trying to keep their home. Any country could be next. Putin is crazier than every cartoon villain ever created…combined.

He said just get 1 million people to send you 1 dollar and you'll have a good start. Sounds simple.

I knew a CFO that came to my college and literally did the whole Socratic method, with their seasoned employees, when they were new to the CFO position. Actually, come to think of it, the infamous con artist, Steven Russell, con his way into being a CFO... So i guess it's possible, but those were different times, and you could get away with shady stuff... but i digress.

The f***ed up part is that he actually said this and millions still think he's a god.

And if he doesn't know what to do, he'll just Google it.

Somebody explain this, please.

hahaha Revenge of the cone wearers.

I'm the one wondering about cake. I am always on the lookout for a good cake.

I feel silly, but ...what?

Shouldn’t it be red inside

so sad :(

Great idea but doesn't cover enough to truly protect him. This is what we've come to in our country.

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Saw a notice at a paint store " We will mix no costume colors without a notarized note from your wife"

Beautiful double entendre!!

He's an "EXPERT"

I think that's the same ATM I use.

Uh, yeah, because it's Endemic now.

HA!

To bad he didn't flush himself.

Ooofff!!!

It's a secret so now I'll have to delete you too

PAIN

Girls can't whitewash a fence either, I bet 😁

I don't get it

“It means I’ll eat you if you don’t shut up!”

A chronic condition for me.

Why is it a bad thing to have a unbiased arbitrator review this case? Isn't this a founding principal in the justice system? I would fear the day I am judged by a panel of political enemies.

Errrr... Treffle puzzle?

Should have hired Hillary's IT guy, and lawyer.

If you wanted to make this about EA, you could just eliminate the creative part all together, and then make a really large section into "Acquisition and Crushing of Creative Sources"

Hey, how did he know my password?

Charlie Brown?

THIS is why our country is so divided.

Any rule is settled law for cats. They do-s what-s they want-s.

This is a nasty directed at DJT for burying his ex, Ivana at his golf course. You can’t make this s**t up…

Yes, but- never mind.