29 Humorous One-Panel Comics By Matt Reuter (New Pics)

No, leave it, see how quickly they backtrack :)

No No keep it right there

Yet it's not a problem when a certain type of men want to do exactly that when a woman's body is the subject...

If only! Ban viagra!

Quantum entanglement on a personal level.

It wasn't a tragedy, if it was a real tragedy it would have been a minor inconvenience to me and a monetary threat to my campaign contributors.

Obviously, they're gonna wait-- BTW folks, get your house EMP protected before the real tragedy happens

Politics and law enforcement are full of tyrants. I'm fine with tearing down the system and building a country our forefathers intended

Oh! Is that what the problem is?!

No! Stop, don't touch that button. You are not authorized to touch any large red buttons.

"What happens if I press this button?" "I wouldn't..." "Oh. A sign lit up saying 'Please Do Not Press This Button Again'."

My brane carnt spel

My brain could use a scrub

I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan; I can definitely relate!

That explains, well some of what was wrong with that movie.

No dogs wouldn't have messed it up that bad

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Like the cats' health care advisory board.

I'm one of the few that liked the movie.

Didn't get it

Oh no–

he became a human loving dog

Damn... Cold but truthful

Combined with the ceiling fan and underfloor heating, you up for hurricane season all night long.

Hurricane... 🌪

I’m one of the (likely weird) people that wouldn’t mind this. I have a reduced sense when it comes to perceiving temperature but I still enjoy AC/Heat and this would be nearly perfect for me since the fluctuation would allow me to feel temperature better.

Diamonds on the knuckles make SURE they remember.... lol

This one is actually brilliant 🤣

r/terriblefacebookmemes would love this!

The poor guy's face...

I can see phone addicts thinking yhat

Looks like they are triggered

Better than getting a giant bag to make a couple of homemade Big Macs and watching the rest go brown....

Put a paper towel in the bottom of a container, put your lettuce in the container, put a paper towel on top and seal the container 🙂. Your salad will stay fresh for at least a week(maybe longer). I just put a paper towel on top and we are able to eat all the lettuce before it goes bad(I also swap out the paper towel once it's no longer dry)

the other one is 4.29 though

If I could give this two votes I would.

*purposefully likes people's posts they weeded out so they get added back in*

I just tried following The line and it ended

Always so different behind the closed doors.

Plot twist: none of the runners really run

yes, you look exhausted

At that point I start thinking about absurd things that eventually makes me half asleep.

That's me every night

He's just making it up!

"I wasn't always unmade.'

Lol

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But he didn't waste 69,420 million dollars into this

If they don't provide breakfast, it's just an AirB.