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40 New Dad Jokes I Drew On Sandwich Bags For My Kids
School lunch is never a simple affair at our place. While sandwiches are usually the order of the day, it's the brown lunch bags themselves that really set things apart.
My name is Dave, although most people know me by my alter ego, "Sandwich Bag Dad". For over 11 years now, I have been drawing daily dad joke cartoons and puns on my children's lunch bags.
It all started when my eldest daughter started school. With a newborn in the house at the time, my wife tried to make our firstborn feel special by cutting some shapes in her school lunch sandwiches. After a few days, I took over the sandwich-carving duty. Pretty soon I realized that it was far easier, and more fun, to draw directly on her lunch bags.
I haven't stopped since. Below is a collection of a few of my favorites from 2023.
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#1
Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy
Final score:
91points
MissMePhoenix 2 years ago
This is hilarious and amazing!!!!! And I'm hoping to cover the comment of a complete ash hole!!! *spelling intended :)
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#3
This One Was Marvel-Lous
Final score:
88points
#4
Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others
Final score:
87points
#5
Birch Please
Final score:
86points
#6
Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns
Final score:
71points
#7
I Often Tailor My Bags
Final score:
69points
#9
Someone Had A Brush With Death
Final score:
68points
#11
Royally Bad. I Know
Final score:
65points
Joshua David 2 years ago
It's hard to think of anyone other than Diana having that title. I love Kate btw.
#12
I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me
Final score:
65points
#14
Corny. I Know
Final score:
61points
#15
Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag
Final score:
60points
#16
I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework
Final score:
58points
#17
Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns
Final score:
58points
#18
Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok
Final score:
57points
#19
I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba
Final score:
56points
#21
Some Days My Kids Are Petri-Fied To See What Puns Have Graced Their Lunch Bags
Final score:
54points
Jamie Pisarzewski 2 years ago
Rosie Bott, this is a microscope and a dish with samples aka cultures in them. The cultures are different. Ah well. I laughed my butt off.😂
#23
A Pop-Ular One
Final score:
51points
#24
Star Doors
Final score:
50points
#25
Lunch That Day Was A Pretty Roar
Final score:
47points
#26
Another Prime (Number) Example
Final score:
45points
#27
No Pun Nintendo'ed
Final score:
44points
#28
I Was On A Roll That Day. Well, She Was On A Roll. But You Know What I Mean
Final score:
43points
#31
Iykyk
Final score:
38points
Jamie Pisarzewski 2 years ago (edited)
Rosie Bott, an ewe is another name for a sheep. This is gold! C'mon. Lol
#33
Another Cheesy One
Final score:
38points
#34
My Kids Thought This One Was Pith-Etic. I Hoped It Would Have More Ap-Peel
Final score:
36points
#35
One For Those That Work In Hide-T
Final score:
33points
#38
A Rare Bag About The Netflix Hit
Final score:
31points
#39
This One Caused Quite A "Stir"
Final score:
31points
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