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The landscapes of advertising and marketing have undergone immense changes over the decades. But it’s only when you see images of products and services from the past that you truly begin to understand just how much the world has evolved.

‘Old School Ads’ is a social media project that does exactly what it says on the tin. Its curator shares vintage and retro advertisements that shed light on the past in a way you might not have seen before. We’ve collected some of the best, weirdest, confusing, timeless, and even outdated ads to share with you, and you’ll find them below.

#1

1964 - Naacp

Vintage ad showing a man voting in a booth urging civic duty, illustrating bizarre vintage ads from past decades.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although do not vote Democrat as your vote will be discarded as you are obviously a plant trying to overturn the democratic process of making sure Donald Trump wins.

Nikole
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fully believe he didn't actually win this election, like his first. Voting machine company owned by Musk? Okay.

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StPaul9
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've got compulsory voting in Australia. Nothing frightens an American more.

David
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the US we believe in the personal freedom to choose not to vote. You have the freedom to vote for whomever you want, even doing a write in for Micky Mouse, and by that same right, the right to not show up or vote

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Sally Moen
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it a fineable offense in some countries for registered voters to not vote?

Janissary35680
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is in Turkey. A little less than the equivalent of USD 10 if I'm not mistaken.

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Robin Roper
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3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

US citizen here - I'd support this only if there was required voter education on the candidates. I volunteer for my party at early voting and on election day and have talked with thousands of voters. I'm astonished by the number of people who are at the polls to vote and don't even know who is running much less what their platform is. Many have not looked at their sample ballot and don't know how to look it up to view it prior to entering the voting area. Using their phone I'll find their ballot in their voter registration, it's public information so super easy to find, I am frequently asked "how do I learn about the different people who are running." I explain how the candidates have websites, Parties endorse candidates who support the views and goals of that party, and there are non-partisan groups who endorse and/or provide summary information on candidates. I've suggested people take some time to do their research before they get their ballot. Uninformed voters are dangerous.

joann fielding
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're fortunate here in Washington state in that when our ballots come in the mail, they are accompanied by a Voter's Pamphlet, quite large, really, that has the info on all candidates, including party affiliation and basic platform, and an explanation of other issues up for a,vote, such as taxes, levies, etc. I wonder how many actually read it, though.

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Bill Swallow
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4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Urging people of color to vote wouldn't fly today? Well, yeah, given Trump's fasc1st dictatorship.

Janissary35680
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DT on Fox & Friends (30 March 2020): “The things they had in there were crazy. They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.” (“There” is a voting reform bill.)

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Lee Gilliland
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please note it's a male.

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    #2

    1969 - Sesame Street

    Vintage Sesame Street ad promoting educational television for preschool children with classic black and white images.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My generation had Captain Kangaroo.

    BrownEyedGrrl
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom took my brothers and me to see Captain Kangaroo in person! Mr. Greenjeans was there too!

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    krunchifrog
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Let’s sing a song of three! How many is three?”

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the letterC.

    Trashy Panda
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    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sesame Street was created to be preschool for inner-city kids.

    Virgil Blue
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One two three four five six seven eight! Hum along if you remember the tune!

    Lily bloom
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One,two,three,four,five. Six,seven,eight,nine,ten..eleven,TWELVE!

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    Sam Trudeau
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The show was made to teach the disadvantaged kids (ie: blacks, poorer kids) who couldn't get the same kind of school

    okpkpkp
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was almost an adult when this fantastic series began.

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oo-no, dohs, threhs, kwaaaaaaatro!

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    #3

    1976 - Jose Cuervo

    Vintage ad showing how to make Yellow Snow with a bucket of snow and Cuervo Gold tequila, a bizarre vintage ad concept.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frank Zappa had a song about yellow snow.

    Don Adams
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow!

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    dan gerene
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even white snow tastes like dirt.

    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly there was lots of yellow snow outside once they had drunk a few of these, anyway....

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They certainly knew how to grab one's attention.

    Paul C.
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Don't you go where those Huskies go, Don't you eat that yellow snow!🎵

    LiuLiu
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snow is so incredibly dirty

    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, THIS aged like warm milk...

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    Nostalgia is big business, and lots of companies are trying to capitalize on it. When things get tough, and the world doesn’t seem to make much sense, it’s natural to think back and reminisce about the good old days. Usually, they coincide with a period of time when you were young, happy, carefree, and the world seemed simple.

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    And though nostalgia has lots of benefits, like making you more resilient and boosting your optimism, there are downsides, too. For one, you might miss out on great opportunities in the present if all you ever do is yearn for the past.

    #4

    1950 - Cheez-It

    Vintage ads featuring Cheez-It crackers with cheese flavor, showcasing classic quirky characters and nostalgic branding.

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    Babs Ishkabibble
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stocks? Yeah. Let's bring those back. Super good times!

    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puritans in the stocks for being 'sinful' enjoying a snack.

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    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Swell". Does anyone use that nowadays?

    #5

    1958 - Swanson TV Dinners

    Vintage ad showing a quick-frozen turkey dinner on a tray, illustrating bizarre vintage ads that wouldn’t fly today.

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    William
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 80’s T.V. dinners were so much better then today’s.

    Detroit Citizen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say that too. They werent too shaby and actually close to filling. Did you also burn the heck out of your mouth with the desert, iirc it was usually apple pie? OHH and you had to actually use the oven, i even had gi joe metal table tray things..

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Tucker Carlson is heir to the Swanson Family Fortune. One of the most hateful talking heads on TV owes everything to frozen turkey dinner.

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely inherited the turkey gene.

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    Saltypepper
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss those ,for some reason they tasted way better in those tin trays then they do in the plastic ones they have now

    marianne eliza
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even today's TV dinners taste better when cooked in the oven.

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    Don Adams
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best were the 5 course meals from the 60's and early 70's. Main course, (chicken, turkey, Salisbury steak), potatoes, vegetables (corn or peas), a brownie or cobbler desert, and a compartment full of soup! So good on a snow day...

    CA Hyde
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And No microwaves! All was foil, had to use the oven. Miss those TV tray tables too!

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 squares a day as a 70s child. Best friend was the TV. I walked home from school about 3 miles, over creeks, down by a cemetary. No one kidnapped me. No one wanted me 😭😭😭😆😆😆

    Nannychachi
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me crazy, but I love the veggies in tv dinners.

    Jorie
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the fried chicken dinner. All skin and coating! The little peas, however, were like eating BB's. Ate 'em anyway!

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    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember how they tasted. I prefer putting up with annoying relatives for Thanksgiving.

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    #6

    1954 - Life Savers

    Vintage Life Savers ad with Pep O Mint candy rolls displayed along a snowy forest river, showcasing classic branding and flavors.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Butter Rum. But *Floral*? *Violet*? And *MUSK*???!?

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter Scotch! Hey, remember the scene from a film where the guy fell in the water off a boat or something, and he says Throw me a life saver! And they throw him a candy life saver not the round floatation device

    Sparky
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian ad with Australian flavors.

    Kylie
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Aussie (in the US) and I miss Musk

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love rolls of lime. The saddest thing to happen to Life Savers in the assorted flavors. Replacing lime with green apple 😭

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated those multiplayer rolls. It seemed like I was never there at the right time for the red ones.

    AllRightyNowThen
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does make them look pretty refreshing

    LiuLiu
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clove & thirsty disk too?

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk? I wonder what the heck that tasted like. I'm guessing there's a reason it didn't stick around.

    Kylie
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a very popular candy flavour down under.

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    As the University of Florida notes, nostalgia and thinking back to positive memories offer a host of potential benefits, including building your self-esteem, helping you find meaning in life, and making you happy

    What’s more, it can also encourage you to live more authentically, as you remind yourself to stay true to your values, no matter how much time has passed.

    #7

    1965 - Kenner: Daddy Saddle

    Vintage ad showing a child riding a Daddy Saddle toy on an adult, a classic bizarre vintage ad concept.

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    Eugene the Jeep
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the kiddies are asleep, Mommy gets her turn.

    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Brian! You've ruined the knees of your work trousers!" "Oh, I was letting the kids ride me" "But we don't HAVE any children!"

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically a kid seat then. Sounds very practical, except for being plastic

    Rob Stevens
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits any size daddy. Nice, real nice.

    Neil Dreher
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billy gets to ride daddy! Susie gets to ride… a box.

    glowworm2
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at night, it becomes exciting!

    PenguinEmp
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    When people played with the kids.

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    #8

    1971 - The Bullwinkle Watch

    Vintage advertisement for Bullwinkle watches featuring cartoon characters and an order form for multiple designs.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who let in those two jokers in the middle of the bottom row? They could'a put in Tom Slick and Baron Otto Matic!

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred."

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    dan gerene
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better value than a Trump watch. It even has animals for Trump to identify during his so often taken cognitive tests.

    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I would order several of these if they were still available. Hoppity Hooper! And Super Chicken!

    2WheelTravlr
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh definitely. I don't wear a watch, but I would absolutely wear the heck out of George of the Jungle and Dudley Doright.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snidely Whiplash sued for his exclusion.

    Pferdchen
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That's $119.65 in 2025 dollars (without shipping)!

    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W.C Fields... sounds like the area they call the Glastonbury portaloo area.

    #9

    1938 - Guinness

    Vintage ad showing a family surprised at Thanksgiving dinner with a humorous Guinness beer promotion.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guinness, so full of iron it will turn your p*o black.

    Batwench
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The less said about the sĩck when you bring it back up, the better. I speak from experience.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robert Trebor: as I understand it, "liquid bread" for beer was coined back in the days when beer tended to be cloudy and flat. Using finings to precipitate out whatever solids - from the grain, hops, and yeast - are suspended in the fermented liquid is what gives us modern crystal clear brews; but it also removes most of the useful nutrition. You don't need to filter beer to make it go clear...

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually see a face in your beer, maybe you should stop drinking

    Forrest Hobbs
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered about vitamin G. Apparently it's been rebranded "Riboflavin, also known as vitamin B2'

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this once. I'll give it credit, it tasted. It tasted a lot. I'm just not sure what it tasted of.

    Paul C.
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to the Guinness Brewery in Dublin, worst poured, and worst tasting pint I had all week. Had one in a sports bar in the town that was perfect.

    Cuppa tea?
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it's overpriced, second it's tourist attraction (and soon to be tourist trap).

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    Learner Panda
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does taste better in Dublin!

    Never Snarky
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, oh yeah, thanks for all your work making dinner.

    Dane
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the US know that Guinness is older than they are! With this "250th Birthday" thing in their heads, they'll attack Ireland next! 'Murica!

    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Turkey isn't the only one stuffed.

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    However, in terms of downsides, nostalgia can hinder your personal growth and increase your anxiety. “When we become too attached to certain memories, it can be hard to embrace the present, leaving us stagnant in certain areas of our lives,” the University of Florida notes.

    Furthermore, if you have a habit of worrying, then being exposed to nostalgic content can make you more anxious or sad, even if the memory is fond.

    #10

    1983 - Hbo

    Vintage HBO ad featuring a laughing man promoting comedy, an example of bizarre vintage ads from past decades.

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    Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then, you had to have cable TV and HBO to watch the likes of Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy in all their uncensored, unbridled glory.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to watch Robin twice as I missed half of it laughing/crying so hard.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very flattering to Robin. Looks like they just randomly paused a videotape and used that image for the poster.

    Julie Rogers
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this was perfect for his comedy at the time. Watch Mork and Mindy. He held ridiculous faces for long periods for laughs.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that. I watched that.

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect symbiosis. HBO made those comedians famous, and they made HBO ubiquitous.

    #11

    1979 - McIlhenny Co - Tabasco Sauce

    Vintage Tabasco pepper sauce ad with barbeque grill, sausages, and bold text promoting its sharp, flavorful taste.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how very mild Tabasco sauce is considered now.

    Andrew Keir
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they haven't watered it down ... :P

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    #12

    1967 - Sony

    Vintage ad shows three witches watching a small TV in a forest, highlighting bizarre vintage ads unlikely to appear today.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat.

    Poppy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the Terry Pratchett reference

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    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were watching a "very special episode" of the Julia Child cooking show.

    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the TV. "If it's not nailed down, it's portable!"

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    According to Blavity Inc., as nostalgia is trending, companies are looking to retro ads for inspiration.

    “Throwback retro ads give the viewer a sense of nostalgia. Attention is at a premium and what better way to stand out than to publish visuals that help people remember a time when a single, median, full time income was sufficient to purchase a single family home.”

    #13

    1981 - Bell System

    Vintage Bell System ad showing a boy in a turkey costume promoting affordable phone call rates and touch tone dialing.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when your phone bill was based on how many calls you made, to where, and how long you talked.

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my grandmother would talk about the cost of calling long distance and it was actually quite expensive in her day.

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    CA Hyde
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't call family long distance til after 6pm, or something like that!

    Teutonic Disaster
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Reach out and touch someone" also didn't age so well, did it?

    Saltypepper
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when you did not have to dial the area code unless you were calling long fod8

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costume comes with a free pack of stuffing.

    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had the lowest plan, you got "Message unit" billing. Even if you called your next door neighbor.

    JL
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad they didn't spend more than that on his costume.

    Jorie
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to call my Grandma in Canada back in the 50's. Reaching the astronauts on the moon was easier!

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK had an arcane telephone system. Not only was it based upon how far away the receiver was and the time it day billed per minute, but the exact same phone could hit you for two different rates depending on whether you used the STD (the prefix, expensive) or some weird little shortcut in the exchange (cheaper). So I living in Hampshire (0252) could call a number in Camberley (Surrey, 0276) or I could prefix the number with something like 772 and it would do it slightly cheaper.

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the fact that today I'm 24/7 connected to the internet *and* I get free calls to landlines in most of the world as well as mobiles in some countries from my VoIP phone is actually still a bit mind-blowing. But as an introvert nerd, I rarely use the latter as I don't have many people to call... Oh well. I, at least, remember when V.23 (1200/75 baud) was cutting edge and you'd easily pay 25p/minute and lose one of those just connecting.

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    Roester
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All circuits are busy, please try again later.

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    #14

    1960 - Monster I-Scream Spoons

    Vintage monster-themed ice cream spoons ad featuring Mummy, Wolf Man, Frankenstein, and Creature figures for $1.00.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of cool things they used to include a free prizes inside boxes of cereal.

    Anke Dieken
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh... I'd probably buy them... if they are still available. Wait... there are some... but it's made from plastic. No. I want metal ones. I think the original was plastic, too. Nooooo then I don't want them

    michelle
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong. Frankenstein was the doctor's name, not the monster's name.

    justagirl
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the monster didn't really have a name and "frankentein's monster" wouldn't fit and also sounded lame and the kids couldn't exactly understand why unless they read the book, and they really shouldn't have at that age.

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    #15

    1960 - Kodak

    Vintage Kodak color film ad featuring Halloween scenes with children and a sad clown, showcasing bizarre vintage ads today.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emmett was popular and loved. This was before TV and horror movies started demonizing clowns. People even collected clown figurines. I miss the old clowns, including wonderful Red Skelton.

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all sinister! The depressed hobo clown makes the advert so much better!

    glowworm2
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emmett Kelly was well known for his clown character, Weary Willie, who was based off of the hobos from the Great Depression. Honestly, it's a rather charming clown.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emmett Kelly was a particularly popular tv clown with hobo looks that was essentially a mime. If you find a clown painting of his character, it may well be painted by him, and be worth good money.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Skelton also painted many clown portraits, also quite valuable.

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    Kathy Pearlman
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather knew Emmett Kelly I have a picture of him with my grandmother. Her brother was an aerialist with Ringling Brothers.

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long and thin - that'll be 110, yes? Tiny picture size, made the grain rather obvious on larger prints. That's why I quickly changed to 35mm.

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    What’s more, nostalgia can help reconcile consumers with who they once were with who they are right now. There’s a strong social (not just aesthetic) element within nostalgia, too.

    “It can connect us to others through shared experience. We see this in how people derive warm, fuzzy feelings from recounting the ‘good ‘ol days’ with childhood friends or former classmates. This experience can help the human brain contend with the irreversibility of time. So, while there may exist a bit of bitter longing for the past, we’re comforted by the possibility of revisiting it, and in a sense, living it again,” Blavity Inc. explains.

    #16

    1960 - Simca

    Vintage Simca car ad with whimsical Halloween goblins highlighting unique glass area and safety features.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I've never even heard of that car.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simca was a big name brand in France, back in the day. They spread out to South America, Spain, various other places - I recall them here in the UK. I've seen more Simcas here in the UK than Chryslers.

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    Spencer's slave no longer
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my secondary school teachers drove one of these.

    Maartje
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the name and recognize the look.

    Nannychachi
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those cars. They held approximately 1.5 normal sized people.

    Len Hill
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 4 normal sized people outside the US

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    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbors had one in like 1962.

    Vivian McBride
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this was the Weasleys' replacement car, after the Anglia roared off.

    Len Hill
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had one! Great little car, smooth ride, and economical.

    okpkpkp
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had one of these in 1960. 4-speed on the column. A buddy and I bought one of these in 1969 for $50. Steve got pulled over cuz it was smoking so badly. His dad and my dad took it back and got our money back. But they didn't return the money to us.

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a self-defeating ad. Those cars didn't get nearly the fuel mileage economy of a broomstick.

    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The witch is doing an impersonation of a pigeon...it will take ages to get off the windscreen/windshield

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    #17

    1964 - Ringo For President

    Vintage ad illustration showing a lively crowd with signs supporting Ringo for president in a retro style.

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    Nikole
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, who doesn't like Ringo??

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pat Paulsen ran the best campaign of anyone, ever.

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd like to say something nice about the President. But who would believe me?" - Pat Paulsen, 1968 and it's still true.

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    #18

    1979 - Yamaha

    Vintage Yamaha ad showing two women with contrasting styles promoting vintage ads and unique music experiences.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad makes very little sense.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Data1001: I think the point the advert is trying to make is that the electronic organ in question is good for young and old, hip and square. It's also explaining that it's able to emulate the sound of different instruments, and has the ability to play rhythms by itself. To me, it makes perfect sense. Yamaha made musical instruments long before it got into motorcycles 😉 (I've just looked up Electone. The brand name was used for music synthesisers from 1974. Yamaha GX-1 is a notable high-end model - Benny from Abba used one).

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    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in glasses is the daughter, she looks older because the cost of living is so expensive it has aged her.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the electric organ! Yep, there was a short space of time when these were popular to have at home.

    David Paterson
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yamaha still makes some of the best electric pianos.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is the daughter?

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they might have chosen a better mother and daughter combination to make the people of Spruce City look less stupid.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotekguy: it was 1979. Have you any idea how people really looked back then? Seriously? Daughter is dressed to impress other young people; mother is "dressed for baking". Daft hairstyles were mandatory for almost everyone.

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    Julie Rogers
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    Ad: Buy this organ to be hip and have your kids want to spend time with you. Reality: If you are buying an organ, you are elderly.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julie Rogers: come 1979, Yamaha Electone "organs" were actually synthesizers, all derived from the Yamaha GX-1 publicly released in 1975 - the GX-1 was used by Abba, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder and lots of other bang up to date acts, or at least they were bang up to date in the 1970s.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    Whats better than roses on a piano? 🌷🌷on yer organ

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    Furthermore, referencing the past and focusing on the human side in advertising can be a way to signal both prestige and sophistication. This especially stands out in the context of the spread of artificial intelligence and the yearning for human connection.

    That being said, the past isn’t all rosy. The cultural context and attitudes have changed a huge deal, and often for the better. A lot of the retro messaging from vintage ads wouldn’t fly in this day and age.

    #19

    1978 - Connoisseur Kids

    Vintage roller skate ad featuring Hot Rollers with die cast chassis and precision engineered poly wheels.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had these.stooped on a dime and catapulted you into the kids you didn't like.

    joann fielding
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a scar on my knee from these! But worlds better than the old metal, clamp on your own shoe with a churchkey that never seemed to work skates.

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    Nikole
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I buy those shoes sans wheels? Because they are right up my alley.

    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother had those in blue. I preferred the tall boot style it helped my ankles

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore those. A lot more comfortable than regular skates, but not as durable of course. I went skating recently at a roller rink and their skates all packed the bumper stop at the front. Took practice to stop by criss-cross

    #20

    1956 - Curtiss Candies

    Vintage Halloween candy ad showing children trick-or-treating with Baby Ruth and Butterfinger treats from Curtiss Candy Company.

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    Julie Rogers
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Curtiss. I miss the Baby Ruth sign at the factory in Franklin Park, IL.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Baby Ruths are different now... They were my absolute favorite but something changed over the last 15 years or so (they cheaped out).

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    NJ P
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would search out those houses that gave full size candybars.

    Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole, full-size candy bar for each trick-or-treater? Because candy was so inexpensive back then? Or because bite-size miniatures weren't yet manufactured?

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back before some mega corporation bought all the candies. Now they're all from like Mars company or something.

    LiuLiu
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ralphie from a Christmas Story!

    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how small bars are now, one gentle breeze and it is blown off the table.

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    #21

    1944 - Camels

    Vintage ad showing a soldier lighting a cigarette for a woman, highlighting bizarre vintage ads from the past.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Same lung cancer, emphysema, and heart attacks.

    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same breath that smells like an ashtray...

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    Zophra
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I would like the quality of my life to be as best as possible as I age. Such as, without hauling around an oxygen tank.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pack of cigarettes were included in their meal pack rations.

    CA Hyde
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ignoring the cigarettes, it's a nice vintage painting!

    Andrew Keir
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ignoring the funny white hats, the K*K was a fine patriotic organisation ...

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she ends up getting the hump.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same cigarettes maybe, but new PTSD... new domestic violence... new alcoholism...

    Brian Droste
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    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remembered commer5for Camel cigarettes. I'll walk a mile for a camel. That was back in the seventiesbefore they banned cigarettes commercials.

    okpkpkp
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smoked cigarettes for 41 years. Finally quit 19 years ago when my granddaughter was born.

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    As per Blavity Inc., in the past, advertisements weren’t consumed as frequently as they are now. They used to be found in newspapers, magazines, bus stops, and billboards, while now they are nearly ubiquitous, including on your screens.

    Ads in the past used to focus on brevity and bold design choices, which is something that could help you stand out from the crowd in the modern advertising landscape.

    #22

    1989 - Nike Air

    Vintage Nike ad featuring Bo Jackson in football gear holding a baseball bat, showcasing bizarre vintage ads from the past.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bo knows... how to make a buck.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a "Bo Knows" sticker that was the prize in a box of Cherrios. Oh memories.

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    Hobby Hopper
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵I know what Bo don't know.🎵

    JL
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for Bo, he also knew NFL career-ending hip surgery.

    NJ P
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bo might be a bit hyper

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago

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    Why is this black and white? Color existed then.

    Julie Rogers
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Some ads and photos are deliberately done in black and white so that you focus on shadows, which emphasizes things like muscles in this case. 2. Because the shoe is also in black and white, I think this ad placement was a black and white spot. In a given publication, only some pages would be designated four color (all color) while others would be spot or black+1. Because certain pages couldn't run color, those ad spaces would typically be sold at a lower price. So this double truck (two facing pages) would be more affordable when done in black and white on pages where color wasn't being printed. Digital presses have largely removed cost savings of having some publication pages be black and white only, I think.

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    #23

    1939 - Texaco

    Vintage Texaco ad featuring a bear promoting winter car protection with easy oil and lubrication tips.

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    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH... imagine hibernating for winter to avoid the extortion that is heating costs.

    Bored Retsuko
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this ad aesthetically pleasing in a way.

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    #24

    1953 - Chlorodent Toothpaste

    Vintage ad showing a woman with a pumpkin mask promoting Chlorodent toothpaste to combat morning mouth breath.

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    marianne eliza
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that using rodent in the name of your product is helpful.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vaguely remember this toothpaste.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR? D**n Im Old. Remember Calgon, take me away? Je nate splash? Foooooooook

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    LALALand
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember Pearl Drops?

    Bi.Felicia
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember a toothpaste called Mentadent (sp?) I believe that was the name of it.

    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ipana was another oldie. Is Ultra Brite still around? Aim?

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite from yesteryear was Ipana, with its spokes critter Bucky Beaver - brusha brusha brusha 🎵.

    ‘Old School Ads’ was first created on Twitter (now known as X) in November 2013. Throughout the years, the account focused on sharing old school and vintage advertisements from all over the world.

    While some of the ads are fun, lighthearted, and a little goofy, others sound incredibly tone-deaf in 2026. And some are for products and services that it’s hard to believe would be advertised in this day and age.

    #25

    1989 - Toys "R" Us

    Vintage ads featuring Back to the Future II toy cars at Toys R Us, showcasing bizarre and fascinating retro products.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a flux capacitor?

    John Leavitt
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a LOT of money in 1989, more than $400.00 in today's money.

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 6v battery ... although it probably still went farther than a real DeLorean

    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I have to ask, if you had the chance to drive a Delorean would you do 88mph in it?

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the disappointment when you get this for Christmas and realize you cannot actually ride inside it

    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are going for a few thousand dollars now, if you can actually find one.

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when that was a quarter of what an average person made in a week.

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    #26

    1961 - Adf Company

    Vintage ad featuring eye-shaped cuff links and tie tack in a quirky design from bizarre vintage ads collection.

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    Kit Black
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gomez Addams would *never* use the phrase ~keep the little woman in line~

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    Marie Adamson
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the little woman in line? W*F

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd known about these back in the day when we wore cufflinks on some of our shirts. I would have done so more often.

    Babs Ishkabibble
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the little woman in line... gotta love that. LOL

    Diane Tucker
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, all the freaky ads in the back of the comic books. How I wanted to send away for all that c**p!

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t get much more se*ist than that.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass eye maker figured out a gimmick to sell more product. There is still glass eyes being sold as keychains in different colored pupils

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    #27

    1953 - Milky Way

    Vintage Milky Way chocolate ad featuring a carved pumpkin and candy bar, showcasing bizarre vintage ads.

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    Starbug
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Never seen a Milky Way dark (UK here), that must be heaven indeed!

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    Julie S
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A UK milky bar doesn't have caramel that would be a Mars bar.

    Which of these advertisements impressed or shocked you the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that you think could actually work in the modern world? On the flip side, which ones do you think are so outdated that it’s hard to believe they were ever made in the first place? Meanwhile, what are the best modern ads that you’ve seen in recent years?

    What do you miss the most from your childhood? Let us know in the comments down below.

    #28

    1955 - Olin Batteries

    Vintage Halloween ad showing children in costumes using flashlights powered by Olin batteries at night.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leak Proof? - Duracell listen up, the patent has probably expired!

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When flashlights were heavy and carried 2 to 4 D batteries in them

    William
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they missed the mark. Super creepy costumes.

    PenguinEmp
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope they did it properly. It is a great night for batteries!

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    #29

    1936 - Parker Brothers

    Vintage Monopoly and Politics board game ads by Parker Brothers showcasing popular and bizarre vintage ads.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have a Parker Brothers board game called Landslide, where the object was to collect electoral votes. As I recall, it was fairly entertaining. (And now I wonder if one of my siblings ended up with that game...?)

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what Politics was like?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in lower case politics, the sorest losers are the biggest liars. (But there was no "Hang Mike Pence!" card.)

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds as interesting as a game I had as a kid, Squatter. It was so boring that none of us got past setting it up.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a Canadian version of Monopoly (both old and new) where in one, I think the railroads were ESSO ( a gas station) and in the new one it's airports

    Quinn
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    4 days ago

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    Oh. So that explains why Boomers grew up to have a stranglehold on the housing market nowadays.

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    #30

    1947 - Whitman's Sampler

    Vintage Whitman's ad shows a Pilgrim man with a turkey and a couple hugging over a gift box sampler.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mothers mother loved these and the mint chocolates. Anytime I got an assortment of anything I saved her the mint chocolates

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me baffled until I searched. "Whitman’s Sampler" = box of chocolates.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. A woman also never forgets the man who forgets, in my painful experience.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always ammunition for the next 'discussion ' ...

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a box! Literally just the box, my grandma stored craft things in it, which I then inherited. I kind of ruined it though, by doing crafts on top of it, so there is glue and fabric paint blobs all over.

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    #31

    1952 - Schlitz

    Vintage Schlitz beer ad with smiling ghosts inviting patrons inside a bar, showcasing bizarre vintage ads from the past.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Schlitz, not just the name, but the sound the next morning".

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seemed like a good way to sell spirits at the time.

    dan gerene
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's is what made the ghosts coming back so much easier. They flew down the road, then floated back.

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    okpkpkp
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was still taste that "tinny" taste.

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the accident.

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    #32

    1968 - Sony

    Vintage ad showing Walter Cronkite and Daffy Duck promoting Sony TV from bizarre vintage ads collection.

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    Sparky
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The soothing sound of Daffy Duck's voice"?

    Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then, even Daffy Duck wouldn't dare scoff at the honorable and revered Walter Cronkite, and sneer, "FAKE NEWS!"

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He certainly wouldn't have called him dethpicable.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are phones and tablets with bigger screens (and sharper resolution) now.

    dan gerene
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one put a phone with a larger than 8" screen in one's pocket. Do they have a roll up one now?

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    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Duck season!" "Anchor season!" "Duck season!" ...

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    #33

    1947 - Goodyear

    Vintage Goodyear balloon parade ad showing large character balloons floating over a city street and crowd below.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the big gas bag currently in charge of the USA.

    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're tyred of him and it hasn't been a Goodyear....

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    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have an E on his belt?

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, for the good old days, when gas bags were relatively harmless... Not counting the Hindenburg.

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    #34

    1961 - Coca-Cola

    Vintage Coca-Cola ad featuring a bottle and glass promoting ice-cold Coke with a traditional holiday meal backdrop.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid,nobody, I mean nobody had a soft drink at dinner. Some relative might use it as a mixer for their liquor, but everyone else had milk or coffee. Soda pop was a special treat, I remember getting treated with a bottle of Fanta at the laundromat when we went. It's quite a difference how saturated soft drinks are in every place you go in the US.

    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always had coke for dinner.

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    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you wouldn''t want it boiled

    AnnaB
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ice cube looks like a smiling skull.

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nonsense, Nehi was God.

    Quinn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I see the word "s*x" written on the ice in that glass, which is typical for a magazine ad from the '60s and '70s.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you channeling Vance Packard's "The Hidden Persuaders"?

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    #35

    1952 - Carrier

    Vintage political ad featuring donkey and elephant mascots shaking hands at Chicago Convention Hall, showcasing vintage ads.

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    G A
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be flinging excrement at each other now...

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to remember when they both had a convention together. Oh wait, they didn't, and don't

    Michael None
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more parties. The two party rule thing isn't working.

    joann fielding
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna need air conditioning with all that hot air in the convention!

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in 1969 it didn't

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was about the last time it happened.

    #36

    1965 - Western Electric

    Vintage Western Electric ad showcasing Touch-Tone phone technology and Bell System innovation in classic telephone design.

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    PenguinEmp
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do Mary had a little lamb using only 4 5 and 6

    Nannychachi
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww...the push button phones that you could play little jingles on. Until the operator called your house and said to stop the nonsense. True story.

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was quite the sensation when this came out. Suddenly you didn't have the tediousness of dialing a rotary dial.

    Lotekguy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember hating phone numbers with lots of nines and zeros.

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    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister could never get "Push Button Phones" out. like getting your cash checked, she'd come out with "Push Bone Futtons!"

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, dialing a phone was soooo tiring.

    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the Bell system used to the end of the call?

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    #37

    1962 - McDonald's

    Vintage McDonald's ad showing cartoon characters in an old car promoting classic fast food and the Golden Arches logo.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Mae West said, "Goodness had nothing to do with it."

    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember dinner for $.65. You read that right. Sixty-five cents got you a hamburger, fries, and a milkshake.

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    #38

    1957 - S.o.s

    Vintage S.O.S cleaning pads ad showing holiday kitchen scenes with baking, roasting, and feasting in a retro style illustration.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOS Pads are still great, but man, do they rust quickly.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do an online search for bronze wool pads. They're used primarily in boatyards that service sea-going craft because they don't rust and they don't scratch polished metal surfaces.

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    Barbara Turner
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody outside of Lancaster County got this kitchen today?

    #39

    1930 Life Savers

    Vintage Life Savers ad showing different candy flavors and emphasizing their refreshing and soothing qualities.

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    Saltypepper
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never taster the violet all the rest I loved except the licorice and clove

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of the flavors were meant to mask morning-after booze breath

    #40

    1956 - Seagram's 7 Crown

    Vintage ad showing Seagram's 7 Crown whiskey with political voting buttons, a classic example of bizarre vintage ads.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even close to the finest American whiskey these days, lol.

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elections often provide excellent reasons for drinking.

    Mike F
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then you probably had Seagram's, Kessler, or Four Roses as your whisky choices.

    Rick Murray
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so weird. It would be like advertising a Theakston by having Starmer and Farage clinking a bottle.

    #41

    1942 - Ocean Spray

    Vintage ad showing a woman serving seven turkeys and cranberry sauce turkey cutters from Ocean Spray.

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    #42

    1967 - Fright Factory

    Vintage ad featuring a creepy monster mask and Mattel's Fright Factory toy for bizarre vintage ads enthusiasts.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I remember this, it was a plug-in unit that melted the goo in molds, then you let them cool to carefully extract for the worms and bugs. You could easily get burned

    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would burn the absolute shìt out of my fingers on that Thing Maker!! Creepy Crawlies and Incredible Edibles... just don't mix up the two!

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    Brian Droste
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having one that made bugs and spiders. A friend and I googled the Thingmaker. They still make them but they are more safe to use than the late sixties to the early seventies models.

    Lily bloom
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt know this type of toy has been around so long

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the monster living men would kil. I never drink... wine 1🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️

    #43

    1936 - Camel

    Vintage ad promoting Camel cigarettes for digestion after Thanksgiving dinner with food and tobacco theme.

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    Data1001
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, I prefer smoked turkey or smoked salmon to smoked camels.

    Judes
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had camel. It's great---much better than turkey.

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    SaraCapybara
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents were big smokers but even they didn't smoke at the dinner table. Let alone smoke five cigarettes during one meal.

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the good old days, when you couldn't smell the food

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How disgusting that must've made your food taste! A "palate cleanser." I think not.

    Laserleader
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't smoked, you dont know. It wouldn't matter anyway.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember doctors approving smoking.

    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Flintstones hawking Winstons?

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    okpkpkp
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, put ashtrays on the dinner table.

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the shorter you live, the less likely you'll get indigestion. But the surest way to avoid indigestion is to jump out of a 12th story window after every meal.

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    #44

    1960 - Pepsi

    Vintage Pepsi ad showing a social gathering with stylishly dressed people, highlighting bizarre vintage ads.

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    #45

    1971 - Kellogg's Sugar Smacks

    Vintage Dr. Who advertisement showing badges inside Kellogg’s Sugar Smacks cereal, a bizarre retro promotional product.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame we didn't get Dr Who here in the US back in those years

    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we didn't *then*, but by the 90's, those were on PBS. WMPT from Maryland ran a long line of classic Britcoms every Saturday night, and always finished off with classic Doctor Who, everything that was available at the time. They ran it last, because they would run all the episodes of a complete story in one shot (except for 'The War Games' - THAT one they had to split over two weeks). And better yet, they ran them in broadcast order, and when they got to the end of Seven's run, they'd start over with 'An Unearthly Child'. I stocked up on blank VHS cassettes and loaded up on Who - and all the BritComs as well. I have tapes of two or three complete cycles through the lot up in my attic. My only regret is I should have moved from VHS to a DVD recorder much sooner.

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    NJ P
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don need no stinkin badges!

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    #46

    1938 - Rice Krispies

    Vintage Kellogg’s Rice Krispies ad featuring Little Jack Horner and Santa promoting holiday cereal packaging.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hands are the stuff of nightmares.

    Ace
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's Snap, the first of the trio that became the brand mascots Snap, Crackle and Pop that are still used to this day, albeit in more young elvish form than the gnome pictured there.

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snap, Crackle, and Pop also helped out the other elves during Santa's busy season.

    #47

    1966 - Rca

    Vintage RCA Victor ad shows colorful animated characters gathered around a retro TV, highlighting vivid color technology innovation.

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    Crissy Newbury
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time for the brand new tv series- Star Trek!

    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think the uniforms on TOS were so garish? But the bit about them running a makeup test on the Orion Dancing Girl - and she kept coming out *pink* in the test footage - because no one told the lab she was *supposed* to be green, so they kept color-correcting it - is hilarious!

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    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a Zenith Chroma-Color. That sucker lasted like 30 years! All tubes!

    #48

    1984 - Epyx: Breakdance

    Vintage breakdance advertisement showing a dancer in motion promoting classic breakdance video game from the 1980s.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was on one of those Wii things where you can actually dance and the computer records it this would be cool.

    Bill Swallow
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    Breakdancing as a video game. Could ya BE any more lame?

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    #50

    1929 - Wrigley's Spearmint Gum

    Vintage ad for Wrigley's Spearmint gum featuring children in costumes with mint leaf flavor promotion.

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    #51

    1966 - Swanson

    Vintage ads showing Swanson TV dinner with turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, peas, mashed potatoes, and family illustration.

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    Saltypepper
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they still came like this

    #52

    1946 - Coca-Cola

    Vintage Coca-Cola ad showing a joyful family reunion with people enjoying soda and socializing indoors.

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    Nannychachi
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pop always tastes better from a glass bottle.

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexican Coke made with real sugar cane in a bottle - that's the best!

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    #53

    1983 - 7 Up

    Vintage 7UP ad offering free Thanksgiving placecards with soda can and glass of ice in retro design.

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    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google: baste turkey 7-up. It's a real thing. My mother took pride in it. It's one of the many reasons I taught myself to cook--out of self-defense.😄

    ILoveMySon
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. I recall a tasty 7-Up cake though.

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    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't often see 7up advertised, I guess it is difficult without it sounding like an innuendo..

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    #54

    1966 - Smirnoff

    Vintage Smirnoff mule ad featuring a man and woman with wooden mule prop in quirky retro style.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not trust anything advertised by Woody Allen. He has... peculiar tastes.

    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Things that didn't age well, did they?"

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman looks like a young Lucille Ball but can't be.

    #55

    1939 - Old Gold

    Vintage ad of a woman skier promoting Old Gold cigarettes with text highlighting its double-mellow flavor.

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    Maartje
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " a woman gives answers, not reasons". Now Google that. My guess is that they meant it differently, as in "women do not engage in reasoning".

    #56

    1955 - The Mickey Mouse Club

    Vintage ad for Mickey Mouse Club TV show featuring classic Disney characters and old-style cartoon promotion.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a small child I thought Mickey Mouse was dumb. By that I mean too simple of scripts. I had gotten used to the cleverness of Bugs Bunny

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey there, hi there, ho there / You're as welcome as can be ..." (Now hit it, folks - with feeling!)

    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spin and Marty" time!

    CA Hyde
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, they would have it on right at dinner time!?

    Charlotte Ingle
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep kids quiet while mom made dinner, dad left the office at 5 so dinner was served at 6pm. Those who allowed TV during dinner watched the 6pm news while the kiddies ate QUIETLY because daddy is watching the NEWS. Such were the insane rituals of a thankfully bygone era. Otherwise dad had to watch the 11,pm news

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    #57

    1972 - Kodak

    Vintage Kodak ad featuring a Voter’s Choice calendar watch offer with Uncle Sam pointing and colorful patriotic design.

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    Mavis
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now days it's the flim flam man in the oval office hawking all his c**p.

    Elchinero
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that "Americans" voted him into office ....

    Sally Moen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hype in the years before the US Bicentennial

    Sparky
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now $150 on eBay. Probably.

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    #58

    1975 - The Bundler

    Vintage ads featuring unique adult body-bundler loungewear showcasing bizarre fashion trends from past decades.

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    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make any female a beautiful baby all over again". That's not at all creepy, right?

    #59

    1948 - Richardson's

    Vintage ads showing playful polar bears promoting Richardson’s mint candy with ice and snow in the background.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Richardson Mints still around? They were pretty good on the holidays.

    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma use to have the after dinner jelly center mints 😀

    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved these!

    #60

    1984 - Disney Channel

    Vintage Disney Channel ad showing a family watching TV with Mickey Mouse and Goofy promoting nostalgic entertainment.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Jackson shows up for your kids?

    Saltypepper
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when Disney channel first came out you had to pay for it

    #61

    1958 - Seven-Up

    Vintage 7-Up ad with a man in a hat and woman in a pink bunny costume promoting a fresh clean taste for parties.

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    nut nibbler
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess 8 up makes your eyes water?

    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved it as a kid when the Easter Zorro came to town.

    Sara Frazer
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but the "finish" being italicized feels threatening

    Stephanie Did It
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7up and vanilla ice cream make the best ice cream floats EVER.

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    #62

    1950 - AC Spark Plug

    Vintage ad featuring a distressed turkey and man promoting AC fuel pumps in a classic illustration style.

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    Zennygal
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turkeys and spark plugs? I'd like to have been a fly on the wall during that marketing meeting!

    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit YouTube and listen to Stan Freberg's 'Green Christmas' for a look at holiday advertising.

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    #63

    1955 - Ballantine Ale

    Vintage ad featuring a Halloween pumpkin with a beer bottle and glass promoting Ballantine Ale's light and refreshing flavor.

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    dan gerene
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes like whizz. Or so I'm told.

    Janissary35680
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bear Whizz Beer: It's in the water!"

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    Philly Bob
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pìssed into a Soda Stream machine, you'd get Ballantine!

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait Ballantine beer is real??? I only know about it from watching "Frasier" 😂 ...also is it just me or is "refreshing" censored?? -__-

    #64

    1956 - Life Savers

    Vintage Life Savers candy ad showing fruit flavors in rows with a voting concept, illustrating a bizarre vintage ads style.

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    #65

    1957 - American Dairy Association

    Vintage ad showing a roasted turkey baked with real butter, highlighting flavor and juiciness in vintage ads.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about butter on turkey. But for baking a whole chicken, coating the whole thing with butter, seasoning salt, and Italian spices, and stuffing it with onions and garlic is the b**b. Skin comes out so crispy and delicious.

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I roast small chickens in the Air Fryer - no matter what you put on them the skin is so crispy and the meat is very moist!

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    #66

    1950 - Champion Spark Plugs

    Vintage ad featuring a black dog in snow promoting Champion spark plugs with a winter theme and bold text.

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    Elchinero
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, when you HAD to change plugs ...

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and caps, rotors, wires...

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    Never Snarky
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to ask where you put the plug in the dog.

    #67

    1948 - Apple Pyequick

    Vintage ad showing apple pie, pie crust mix, and different apple varieties in a bizarre vintage ad style.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't find those varieties of apples in the grocery store now. It's all Fuji and cosmic crisp and granny smith

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back on the farm, we had several varieties of apples. Red Delicious, Jonathan, Winesap, Granny Smith, Northern Spy, and more that I've forgotten.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like I'd still have to make the pie. No thanks.

    #68

    1931 - Telefunken

    Vintage telefunken radio ad with artistic design and musical notes, showcasing unique vintage ads style and creativity.

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    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is a quite like the style of it.

    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an orange "Olympia Partner" Telefunken radio in the 70's - a gift from my grandparents. I listened to Radio Caroline and other pirate radio stations at night when I should have been asleep. I wish I knew what happened to it. It was cool AF.

    dan gerene
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm it up to listen intently to the Fuehrers voice.

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    #69

    1911- Coca-Cola

    Vintage Coca-Cola ad featuring a suitcase with travel stickers promoting the refreshing beverage everywhere you go.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs to start selling destination stickers at airports again

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    #70

    1959 - Dutch Masters

    Vintage ad showing a family in costume enjoying Dutch Masters cigars, a classic example of bizarre vintage ads.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side. Jabavon!

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing about Dutch Masters was that they sponsored the Ernie Kovacs show.

    #71

    1980 - Don Post Masks

    Vintage mask advertisement featuring bizarre and fascinating designs from classic horror and sci-fi characters for collectors.

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    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vote for your new political representative.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar ones today would probably go for over $100.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Starlog Magazine and this ad.

    #72

    1949 - Schlitz

    Vintage ad showing a man in a bear costume tasting Schlitz beer at a lively party with costumed guests and drinks.

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    Dr. Wu
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top panel from The Shining comic book.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great old country song - "The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous Made A Loser Out Of Me."

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    #75

    1948 - Chase & Sanborn

    Vintage coffee ad featuring a man with angel wings enjoying a new flavor in bizarre vintage ads style.

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    #76

    1987 - Funpals & Underoos

    Vintage Superman ad promoting a free tee shirt with purchase of Funpals and Underoos underwear.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved me some underoos. I had Wonder Woman ones. I met a little girl who was wearing hers as a swimsuit. I thought it was weird to be at a public lake in your underwear. But she did not seem bothered by it at all. We had a good day.

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom wouldn't let me have them because "you don't need those". She wasn't a person much bothered with fun

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    Saltypepper
    Community Member
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved my under roos

    #77

    1988 - Quick Shot Studio 4 Home D.j. Machine

    Vintage ad featuring the Studio 4 Home D.J. Machine promoting a unique and exciting retro music gadget.

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    #78

    1984 - Sure

    Vintage ad featuring a man raising his hands with a Sure deodorant product displayed, showcasing fascinating vintage ads.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confident. Confident. Dry and secure. Raise your hand. Raise your hand, if you're Sure!

    Data1001
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me? I feel like visible pit stains on shirts was a far more common to see many years back.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that guy Gary Sandy (Andy Travis on WKRP in Cincinnati)?