There are two types of people in this world. Those who throw stuff out the exact moment it expires, down to the second, as if one minute past the date turns it into radioactive material. And those who hold onto things for years, convinced that a bottle of salad dressing from 2011 still has plenty of life left in it.
The latter crowd has found their spiritual home on r/GrandmasPantry. It’s a subreddit where folks post ancient relics they’ve unearthed around their homes, from mystery cans buried in the back of a cupboard to cleaning supplies that haven’t seen the light of day in decades. Scroll down for the best finds.
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38 Year Old Brownies
There’s a sad story to these nearly 4 decade old brownies. My great aunt, who lives with dementia, had a son who tragically passed away at 12 in 1986. Not long before, he baked these brownies for her, and ever since then they have sat in the back of her refrigerator. We found it while going through her fridge. I won’t take off the lid until we decide to throw it out (which surely will be soon) but it seems like they’ve aged without growing mold, which is mildly concerning, but pretty cool.
Found In My Boyfriend’s Pantry
In My Grandma’s First Aid Kit…
My Dad Bought This Ham Back In 1992. It's Been In His Freezer The Whole Time. He Refuses To Throw It Out And Says "It's Still Good. Frozen Meat Doesn't Go Bad"
Dad's correct, frozen meat does not go bad. It does get really bad freezer burn. Cook it for him and serve it to him and for every meal until it's all eaten.
My Mom’s Full Unopened Coca Cola Gallon Jug. 1966
World War I Soup On My Great Aunt’s Fridge
This soup was made for the German Army in World War I. It went unused and sat in the back of a store owned by my great aunt.
When she retired, she put it on her fridge, where it stayed for decades. This is a picture of it in 2017.
In 2022 she passed away at 96 and the house was sold.
Found out today the soup was trashed.
By this time I think the soup should be classed as biological warfare
My Mom Is Upset I Won't Give My Kids The Candy She Had Saved "A While Back"
SpongeBob and the simpsons seem to have all come down with the same weird disease
My Grandma Passed Away In 1982. I Went Back In Her House For The First Time Since That Day
Found A Relic From 1988 While Cleaning At Work
I Was Given 6 Bags Of Food, And Nearly All Of It Expired More Than A Decade Ago
A family friend made a big deal all weekend about bringing me six bags of food for me and my wife to go through and dump the rest off at the "blessings pantry".... This is some of it!
The best part: The Ghirardellis mint chips and dumpling mix are so antique they don't even have an expiry date. Exciting, we love old food youtubes!
The sun-dried tomatoes (2009) are congealed into a whole new product, may patent it...
Thought about eating that 2008 dark chocolate because damn! The caviar has no date, not sure if it's even that old, but... no.
The rancid smell coming off that Crisco (2007) was intense. The cheese fantastico bottle was creating a vacuum, may implode one day, may keep for science. And wtf is Molly McButter!!
She even suggested I give all the pouch tunas (2011-2014) to my elderly dog, so basically I'm thinkin she's trying to end us all.
Found Some Coppertone Sunscreen With The Original Logo At My Parent’s House
A Few Gems From My 102-Year Old Grandmother’s Kitchen Cabinets
Phillip Just Turned 9
Found This In An Old Hersheys Tin In Grandma’s Pantry. Old Diet Pill From The 80s That Was Banned By The Fda In The 90s. Still Full
Found When Cleaning Out My Mothers Closet
Living In My Freezer Since Late 1999
Millennipede! The blue things used to be stuck on its back but it molted.
My mom gave it to me late 1999. It sat on the counter for a while and I didn’t have the heart to throw it away before New Year (you can tell it would taste terrible so eating it never crossed my mind) so I stuck it in the freezer.
On my 3rd freezer, but original Millennipede.
I Will Never Throw These Away
Unopened Welches Jelly Jar From 1994
That’s cute! I didn’t even know these were a thing. Pooh bear is my favourite
Found In My Papas Medicine Cabinet
My Septuagenarian Mom Still Has Her ‘97 Softsoap Container To Match Her ‘97 Fish Bathroom
Bought These Off A Walgreens Shelf 3 Days Ago
Rotate your stock doesn’t mean do the Hokey Pokey before you put it on the shelf
Medicine Collection Found In Grandmas Stash
It's not clear, but the general consensus is that "Grandma" was a pharmacist, or married to one in the late 40's to 1960's.
80's Gatorade
Honestly, the lack of any visible barcode, makes me think this predates the 80's, and is more back toward the 70's. Depending on the era, they can be worth up to 175 dollars each to a collector.
Radium Hand Cleaner Found In Grandma’s Pantry
Found This In A Backpack From My Partner’s Childhood. Expired 20 Years Ago… LOL
1997 Miracle Whip Found In My Great Uncles House
The colour change is…ominous. That’s the word I’m going with. Ominous
Grandma's Guest Room Bathroom Drawer. 30 Years Old?
Shampoo At My Aunt’s House
Date on back days 1995-1998. Smells fine.
Remember the commercials for this? It was women shampooing their hair while pretending it was orgasmic. 😂
My Dad Brought Over Some “Never-Opened Baby Powder” To Help With My Twins…
Thank him politely and throw it out when he leaves. Talc is no longer considered safe for anyone, let alone newborns
I Specifically Went To This Estate Sale To Check Out The Bathroom And Household Goods
How Groovy Can The Pantry Get?
“There’s Some Tissues In The Glovebox”
Thirsty Anyone?
Old Box Of Nerds
Chips From '94
Bugs bunny was the shìt! For all that the cartoons aren’t politically correct anymore, I still wish I could watch them for nostalgia reasons
1940’s Unused Roll Of Toilet Paper
Dad Cleaned Out Grandma’s House After A Family Incident, Found This
$15 to $40, depending on the size, condition of the paper or painted label
Rely Tampons At An Estate Sale- A Bit Of A Scary Find
Jars Of Baby Food From 1994. Grandmother Said “It’s Ok. Don’t Throw It Away"
Toothpicks Infused With Hexachlorophene
Probably not a bad product - it's effective against gram-positive bacteria like Staphylococcus aureus which isn't a problem unless it enters an open wound.
Lion King Shampoo
Told My Grandmother My Shoulders Hurt…she Scurried Off To The Guest Bath And Returned With This
Thank her politely and ask her if she would mind if you took it home to use it.
Found In The Walls Of A House By Plumbers, Dated 1984
Grandma's Freezer
Orbitz From The Late 90s!
*grandma’s Freezer
I was 5 years old, heading towards my 6th birthday! To be fair when my grandma passed we found A LOT of stuff like this...
Found In The Attic Of Our 1960’s Rental
Pulled This Out Of A Box In My Dad’s Attic Labeled Camping Supplies
I Ate Approx. 20 Year Old Gushers
Husband Found While Working On A Job
Saw This At A Thrift Store. 1988 Is The Date On The Bottle
My Dad Poured This In His Mouth Then Asked If I Could Read The Date On It
From My Dad's Stash
1976 Kraft French Dressing
Unopened Welch's Grape Jelly From 1995
All About Those 90s Sparkles
Cleaning Out My Grandma's Pantry And I Found These Jarred Preserves From 1964
Ooooh! I’d be tossing the contents and keeping the jars! They’re impossible to find!
Sealed Chips Back From 2001!!
Figured It Would Be A Good Time To Post This Doritos Bag From The Late '70s I Found Last Year In A Park
My Grandma Quite Drinking Cola Over Thirty Years Ago. Today, After Cutting Her Grass, I Asked Her If She Had Anything Other Than Milk And Water To Drink. She Told Me There Was A Coke In The Crisper Drawer…to Which I Discovered An 80’s Relic
1993 Mr. Bubbles
Wondered Why My Tea Didn't Taste Like Much
“Let’s Store These Away And Never Use Them”
Went To My Dad's For Burgers Tonight. He Took These Pickles Out Of The Pantry
Uhmm....please do not indulge and discreetly toss this after 💀...also question the rest of your dad's food.... I would.....
Let’s Bring Back Whimsy
I Never Even Heard Of Chicken Tonight Until Today
Now That I'm Old Enough To Be A Grandma, My Sealed Pokemon Jelly Jars
Found In The Break Room Fridge At Work. It’s Still Green
God-Tier Pull
What are they even on about? You can still buy these in the grocery store
Unopened Soap From 1940
I Was Told To Post This Here, Found It In My Mils House. Contest Details Say 1987
Old Bay And Old, Old Bay
Found This Deep In A Closet. Wtf Is Cragmont? Why Is This Adult Dressed As A Clown Baby????
A Gentleman I Deliver To Had These In A Vintage Pepsi Vending Machine
"It's Fine, It Might Just Be A Little Dry"
Found In My Grandma's Bathroom
Carbonated Vaseline
Freshen Up
🎵 Zestfully clean, zestfully clean. You're not really clean until you're zestfully clean 🎵
Found In The Back Of My Family’s Vacation Beach House… Any Guesses As To Production Date?
Found These At The Thrift Store. Still Sealed!
Found A 1970s Pepsi Light In An Ice Chest Of My Great Grandparents Workshop
The Pepsi version of Tab cola. They added lemon to try to cover up the taste of saccharine. Because this one lacks the yellow lemon on the can, it marks it as an early can, with a value around 200 bucks.
According To The September '93 Date On This, I Last Brushed My Teeth With This Toothpaste When I Was 11 Years Old
For Sale In A General Store In Rural Virginia
Those would have no taste and the poppy and sesame seed would be rancid. Gross!
Found In The Freezer At My Work
Baby Food Saved From When I Was A Baby. I'm In My Late 30s
I remember finding pepper that was about 10 years old. It was from 2011
I'm sure spices keep. Mine must be at least 20 years old -- because I never use spices.
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I'm sure spices keep. Mine must be at least 20 years old -- because I never use spices.
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