Gone are the days of "Yo mama" jokes... People are not only thinking outside the box when it comes to insults but they're burning the box altogether. Creativity, sass and sharp wit are the name of the game. Nowadays, the roast is served, and with some very specific, spicy ingredients.
Amateur comedians have been heating up the internet with their oddly on-point burns. Imagine "the child of Ellen DeGeneres and Elon Musk dressed like Johnny Cash," "the bartender from Shrek," or someone who looks like they're "cosplaying every single Scooby Doo character simultaneously."
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most unique, hilarious and bizarrely accurate insults from around the internet. Many take personal attacks to a whole new level, and might even have yo mama in stitches.
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Cursed Lane Bryant
How Do You Misspell "A" Tho?
Poor Joe Rogan
Insulting others has become one of society's new favorite sports. We laugh at ordinary people being put down, and pay good money to see celebrities being roasted. It's all in the name of fun. Or at least, it's supposed to be.
Jeff Ross is one of the world's top insult comedians, or roasters. “You really are the ugliest man in America," he once fired at hip-hop icon and reality star Flavor Flav. "I mean, how do you roast charcoal?”
“Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you’d break the f*n’ transporter,” he said to William Shatner.
According to Ross, who is known as the Roastmaster General, we only roast the ones we love...
Musk Insults Are Always Funny
Zoinks
Scooby - brown jacket, Velma - red turtleneck, Shaggy - green top, Fred - blue shirt, Daphne - ....the pants?
Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla
The comedian says he grew up in New Jersey and was "kind of a scrawny kid." Working in his father's catering hall kitchen taught him to literally dish it out and take it. Ross believes that everyone needs a thick skin in order to survive.
"Life is tough. I've been on my own, you know - my parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy," he told WYSO radio. "You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity."
For Ross, roasting is never about hurting feelings, but rather, making people laugh. And wanting everyone to leave in a good mood.
Segregation-Themed Amusement Park
Oof
Seriously Tho Christmas Cake And Cheese Yes/No?
Time For A Career Change
Everything Is Accurate Here LOL
Eerily Accurate
10/10 For The Burn
I Could Find 50 Men More Handsome In A Pub In A Waterford Village. Did All The Handsome Men Renounce Their Citizenship To Act In America?
LOL
Very curious as to whether this started out as a "You can't do what we do" or a "We don't do what they do" sort of criticism (Blue clearly assumes the latter, but without context it isn't certain). Both are equally ludicrous (I've known plenty of BIPOC femboys/twinks), but definitely different.
I Can't Unseen This
Content Baby
Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music
Sorry If It's Been Posted B4
Cursed_cowell Suit
There Is A Very High Chance 2020 Justin Bieber Is One Of Roger's Many Personas
LOL
Holding Up The Past
Why Does Bro Have A Shoe On His Head
Comcast Needs To Get It Together Tbh
Not So Textbook Insult
Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon
They forgot to include that a wig is needed. Preferably a rainbow afro one to really sell the look.
R
Karen Tries To Force Someone To Speak Engllish
I Can See It
A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult
The Meme Guy Got It Right
It's 2026, let's dress as ourselves, not as a girl or a boy. Clothes have no gender or biological $ex, wear what you want.
Grandma I Trusted You
When Genetics Forget To Cooperate
Where Is The Lie
Or, as Stephen Colbert said of Adam Schiff.."looks like someone who hopes the LSD wears off before the kids get home".
Throwback To The Best Insult I’ve Ever Seen
Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger
Lmao
I mean, is that really an insult? He's got a loving parent, that's pretty cool.
Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay
Long Holster
Found On R/Rareinsults
Blowing Air Out Of Your Nose Instead Of Laughing
They Would Whistle
Thanks Obama
Ted Williams, the Man with the Golden Voice. See my attached response for link to his story. EDITED for typos.
Egg
D J Khalid
Jeff
I Can’t Unsee This
More like a cross between John Pertwee and the aliens he fights on Dr Who.
LOL Love Brittany Broski
Like Morbius, I Can't Prove This Wrong
Glup Shitto Resents That Remark
Found On R/Roastme
I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate
I think he looks like a cross between Culkin and Tobey Maguire.
I Wonder How Reputable This Quote Is
I'm In Awe Of This Insult
"You Look Like You Snuck On Earth"
Truth Or Dare
On Katy Perry's Recent Tour Choreography
Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, LOL
LOL
An Uncommonly Specific Dig
The Shade Of It All
LOL
Stumbled Upon This
That's just nasty. It's not clever, just fat shaming which, to my knowledge, isn't a personality trait. Insults are meant to be a reaction to something done or said to you, not to simply ridicule someone to make OP feel better about themselves.
