It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

That expression is priceless. That is a kid who stands firm on her principles. Good job!

Better than playing Kardashians.

Looking forward to the sequel to this.

Ain't a parent discalaimer here but I wholly approve of this message.

Dog: Mom! How could you just stand there and let them invade my private domain without even lifting a finger to stop them? I’m supposed to be your carpet critter, not them! Oh, the betrayal!

Hahaha, I can't think of a better time to explain the difference between stomach and uterus.

(Evil laugh)...welcome to parenthood

dont be shy....tell us what happened

So that’s why people said pets are better than children

Jokes aside, Parenting School is a must

Its been 8yrs. He hid the cyborg fact for 8yrs. Time to ask his family to beam him up.He's learnt enough and can't stand emotional humans.

Sure a case is enough?

If you can't take me on decaf, you don't deserve me on my coffee.

Genius.

Missing your socks all the time.

Wait till she starts playing "Jasons".

You had a baby that was never awake in the dark? And you dare complain!?

He's not wrong...

True really a cow makes its own steak 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Yep. This 100%

Smart Man.

Haha... I got one better... I just volunteered to help in your classroom.

The worst disease

Must be the only man to ever read instructions 🤣🤣👌👌

And their dad sounds like them so you say a casual greeting instead of a polite one

Oh thank God. I thought it was just me. Mom of 16, 12, 11, 9.

🤦‍♀️

Smart kid!

My OCD goes into overdrive when I watch the kids put the ornaments on the tree.

I remember being upset about this as a kid. My friend even got to be the BRIDESMAID at her parents' wedding yet mine didn't even think to invite me. In 1965. When I was minus 9.

I'll answer that for you kid. It means triumph, joy and glee. Oh and also the sadness of the chicken that was slaughtered only to be processed and included in 3% of the actual "chicken" nugget.

Not as bad as "Mom, why are you friendly to the woman you always call the Walmart Witch? "

Works for husbands too

Me breaking up a fight : Day 1- he looked at me and I don't want him to Lok at me. Day 2- I want to play with him and he don't want to play. Day 2950 - nurse I want to give back this kids and change it for puppies instead.

Early awareness of fractions... Encourage this child!

Nevermind the pouring, just take the bottle

Looks like you’ve got a budding entrepreneur there. Well, depending on exactly HOW she came into such a fortune, that is.

The most accurate description of “Eau de Bus” I’ve ever heard.

Dude just tell them it's dad tax. They understand. First time you inform them of it, they express outrage, and you just remind them they gotta pay bills for the roof, water, and wifi.

Cancel culture runs deep in this family.

ok but seriously %90 percent of what I eat at thanksgiving is bread

Need an ice?

My personal favorite moment was standing in court for a traffic violation, actually a Minor fix it ticket inspection . And my three year old sprang one of his at that time, chronic, horrible, gushing nosebleeds. ( He was fine we figured out, weak veins in his nose) I didn't have my big bag of kid stuff, because I knew the security wouldn't allow it. All I could do was whip off his white t-shirt and hold it to his nose, while talking to the judge. Judge was like "do you need a continuance?" " I spoke absolutely the truth. " Judge, let's just get this done, I really don't want to have to bring everyone back up in here again". The judge let me pay the bare minimum and gave me a month to do it. Thanks judge Riley, you are a sweetie!

Hey, the front of Macy’s is the jewelry, makeup, and perfume sections, so he told you that you smell good. Take. The. Compliment.

That's the worst insult in my house at the moment. If I hear someone calling the other baby, I better run to stop the fight.

I can imagine my dad saying this

My 17 year old refers to me as "bruh" or "dude". It's actually pretty hilarious.

And your shirt is a handkerchief/napkin/blank canvas to draw on (usually in indelible ink), as well.

I thought it was 'what?'

I wish I could do both. I have only the blonde one.

So this was Kanye’s inspiration for those see-through plastic “jeans”.

😂 I'm feeling like that 6 year old right now!!

5: Dad, why can't you draw as good as mom?

The follow up is mom saying no at the same time the kid starts screaming at the top of their lungs. This usually happens in the car or at a store.... My almost 16 years old still does this to me...

ouch burn

The sad part is that there were more species around when I was little than there are now.

Awwww!

You forgot “while asking her why she isn’t ____, and using it as an example of her not being organized. Then telling her how he would do it”—-even though his way would be a disaster. You can fill in the blank with whatever task she was trying to do, with him “helping” by putting himself in the way the entire f*****g time.

For age six, she's doing pretty well, imo. You may have a budding scientist there.

I usually end up saying, why bother asking me if you are going to do it anyway, to my 3 year old

"Mostly peaceful."

And how did you tell her about the "her child is not my son" part?

A friend of ours fell off a ladder and dislocated his shoulder. Their 5 year old was so excited when I went over to babysit them so the parents could go to the hospital.

Me: WHat do you want for breakfast? 9: Random! Me: OK, how about Life cereal! 9: AAARGH! Now it's not random! Me: So "random" means "surprise me?" 9: Yes. Me: OK, here. 9: This is Life! Me: Surprise! (This actually worked ONCE.)

Step one: Put down your device.

By that definition, so is basketball or choir. Aim for those ones.

Me: joins in on the dying of old age.