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“Not How Girls Work:” 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)
Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!
These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.
I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.
Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.
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#1
So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants
Nat Hedley 5 years ago
Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.
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#2
Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.
#3
Is There A Source For Women?
Donkey boi 5 years ago
Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?
#4
We're Not Dogs
#5
Ideal Wife Criteria
#6
Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted
#7
Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets
#8
Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 5 years ago
I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff
#9
I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????
#10
Wow, And I Never Even Knew
#11
No Chili For You
#12
Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul
#13
Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays
#14
Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended
Stephanie Johnson 5 years ago
Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it
#15
This Raises So Many Questions
#16
That’s Not How Any Of This Works
#17
Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat
#18
Yikes
#19
Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?
lunar eclipse 5 years ago (edited)
I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.
#20
Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!
#21
Guess I’m Brainwashed
#22
Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?
Happy_Pandalover 5 years ago
i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.
#23
Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable
#24
Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend
#25
Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go
#26
Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys
#27
"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"
#28
You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.
#29
"This Tweet Is From 1834"
#30
I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend
#31
Protect Her From Overthinking...?
Bettie-Jean Neal 5 years ago
Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.
#32
Because All Girls Spend All The Money
#33
A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ
#34
Uh, No We Aren't
#35
Not How Lesbians Work
#36
Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"
Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 5 years ago
Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.
#37
This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text
Cheri Aline Sydney 5 years ago
Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !
#38
How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?
#39
Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously
#40
Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked
#41
A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments
Nela Rothenbach 5 years ago (edited)
Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.
#42
Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!
Bettie-Jean Neal 5 years ago
I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.
#43
Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know
Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago
Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?
#44
Nothowlesbianswork
#45
Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All
#46
Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?
#47
Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction
Stephanie Johnson 5 years ago
That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol
#48
Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours
#49
You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re
#50
On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids
#51
Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?
Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?
#52
This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be
#53
Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men
Bettie-Jean Neal 5 years ago
So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?
#54
Women Are Chickens
#55
I Guess We’re All Government Agents?
Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago
I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...
#56
I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men
Pepper Sergent 5 years ago
I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.
#57
These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova
#58
Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends
#59
This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe
Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?
#60
The Irony In The Last Point
Commander OwO 5 years ago
the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity
#61
Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess
#62
Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure
François Carré 5 years ago
The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.
#63
What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!
#64
I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children
#65
Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense
#66
Uh, No, No To All Of This
Random Panda 5 years ago
Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.
#67
Naturally Manipulative
#68
Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?
N G 5 years ago
There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).
#69
Imagine
#70
This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore
#71
Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait
#72
Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 5 years ago
But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.
#73
Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online
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Daria Z 5 years ago
All these people are in for a reality shock when they finally meet an actual living girl/woman. Not the one that only lives in their imagination 🙄
elfin 5 years ago
They never will because they see what they want to see and their minds are not open to being changed by reality.
Load More Replies... Random Panda 5 years ago
This is just a collection of what the average incel/MGTOW thinks. It's actually kind of scary, because these groups prey on young men who don't have much experience with women, fill their heads with such bullshit and these kinds of attitudes are spreading.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
It is very scary. This is the recruitment ground and they can develop into terrorists, or murderers etc. It's like a cult, a dangerous one that doesn't keep to itself, it's blatant and out there and really unsettling
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Deep 5 years ago
According to these people my brain hurts because I am a woman.
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Daria Z 5 years ago
All these people are in for a reality shock when they finally meet an actual living girl/woman. Not the one that only lives in their imagination 🙄
elfin 5 years ago
They never will because they see what they want to see and their minds are not open to being changed by reality.
Load More Replies... Random Panda 5 years ago
This is just a collection of what the average incel/MGTOW thinks. It's actually kind of scary, because these groups prey on young men who don't have much experience with women, fill their heads with such bullshit and these kinds of attitudes are spreading.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
It is very scary. This is the recruitment ground and they can develop into terrorists, or murderers etc. It's like a cult, a dangerous one that doesn't keep to itself, it's blatant and out there and really unsettling
Load More Replies... Deep 5 years ago
According to these people my brain hurts because I am a woman.
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