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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

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So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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Is There A Source For Women?

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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Marianne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well my husband will not be happy when I tell him that I must leave him for a woman now, apparently.

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Deep
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this person knows about my sexuality that I don't. For me backpacks are way more comfortable than purses .

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Sum Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, is carrying a laptop or an number of things... or, maybe, just maybe, she likes backpacks

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wenchie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez, some of us just have bad backs lol. A little backpack is way better for even weight distribution than a purse with a shoulder strap!

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MauKini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dang. Ill have to leave my husband now and find myself a girlfriend.

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LeiLah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow!! I guess that's me. I have 2.5 yo twins and decided a backpack was easier and more functional than a purse + diaper bag.

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, not buying this one either. Maybe we just have to carry a lot of crap. But mine isn't a regular school backpack. I have a vintage Vuitton backpack. It's freakin fabulous!

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Crouching hippo hidden panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, ten years married and two kids, I always just thought I was being practical so I had my hands free to manage my kids,... turns out I was gay all along!

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lesbian queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KINDERGARTENERS: wears a backpack to hold school supplies MEN: THEY MUST BE GAY!

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Magpie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I wear a back pack they will leave me alone??? * finds a back pack*

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Tamara Kroonen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope that's for having my hands free to punch you in the face, might you approach me....

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Lovey Dove
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that would mean almost every female student at my school is gay

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Art Tomboy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teen and I hate girly stuff no offence but this is extreme I wear a backpack because I hate purses and I'm not gay my backpack is camouflage and j wear shorts what the f*** does that make me?!

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Kai Scadden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So school girls are gay now? Wierd I've seen a lot of my friends with boyfriends huh

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K Witmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he knows women don't have pockets in their clothes. Is it gay to wear men's jeans bc you like pockets instead of backpacks or purses? Does that mean that men are gay bc they use pockets instead of backpacks then?

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Susan Westmoreland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe you live in an area that you might suddenly need a raincoat, jacket, place to store a laptop, wallet, work papers.

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Erica Lemieux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess my marriage is over I HATE purses and ONLY have backpack or messenger bags… I'm coming for you ladies!!!

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Rae Black
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they would give me pockets I wouldn't need a backpack or a purse.

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Leah Pheonix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My school doesnt even allow purses so I guess my entire school is gay congrats on being a complete and total idiot :)

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Sam (They/Them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GASP! most women i see wear backpacks if anything.... i'm surrounded by lesbians!

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well guys starting wearing satchels again and wearing f***y packs wrong so women moved to backpacks.

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Aurelia!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is stupid, you can be gay and feminine/be gay and like purses at the same time

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Adele Xie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am a girl. i go to school. i do not carry everything in my backpack. i am now titled gay!

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TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can be used for queer coding between lesbians and bisexuals, but it does NOT always apply.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she wears a backpack AND a purse? Is she bisexual then...?

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MIA J RODRIGUEZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Middle school girls: I was already gay without the backpack but okay.

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Olivia Daugherty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe I want a back back because its heavier to simply throw it AT YOU!

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AngelWings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok ill carry my 3 textbooks 3 notebooks handful of pens/pencils in my purse....oh wait....thatd be stupid

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Moon Yekka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but I wear a backpack and I'm Hella Queer so..... >___> I feel called out more than anything

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Mia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp I guess all the students in my all girl school are gay then.

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Shadow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question.... what if your purse doubles as a backpack?

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Sara G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO. Wow. I wear a backpack. It's MUCH more comfortable.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she wears a Back Pack, keep your hands off, because she is probably still in school.

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Baali Venomax
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOLOLOLOLOL I know a lot of female friends who are asexual and have backpacks but not many gays sorry, I think you have your groups confused hehehe!

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Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nice to switch my sexualuty by simply changing my storage compartment thingy. Had done it sooner if I new sooner how to change depending on my mood so and so day. We ladies have it so easy and how greatful I am not to be a guy who hasn't our simple options to change whenever we feel like 😂😂😂

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WhatEvenIsLife
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm nonbinary and wear a crossbody. Suddenly it all makes sense.

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Stephanie Hewitt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gay and use a backpack instead of a purse 😆 But I just have a lot of stuff

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Lara Kristelle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA I wear backpack because I have a lot of stuff a purse can't carry. What an idiot. Besides, it depends on the situation/occassion. Would you wear a backpack to a party?

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Carlota
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on, so I'm not going to get my official lesbian ID just because I wear purses?

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Analyn Lahr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some women prefer backpacks, some would rather not carry anything at all. No matter the orientation. I've seen a lot of early 20s women just carry their phone wallets.

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Jennifer Norton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I am supposed to fit my laptop, keyboard, and mouse in my purse when I go back and forth from work to home???? okay.... sure that makes sense

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Torz Lloyd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn I thought it was backpacks that made us bisexual. Though is it two strapping it ? Or the"cool" two strapping it

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Shell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My whole life? Better tell my male partner of ten years 😂. Sorry mate, the Internet said so

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Ara Noguera
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I used my backpack because I found it more practical than a diaper bag... Guess I am gay.

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lucy dale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn so thats why i use a backpack. The backpack made me gay

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Jojo Dancer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I guess you could do an overnight backpacking trip with one of those massive Gucci purses lol

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Chenandoa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O my. My reason? If I happen to want to carry a book to read while waiting, I dont need to carry an extra thing in my hands, and dont need to change purses. Just drop it in, and walk out the door. I also carry a pencil and sketch book.

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Wolfowl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! I was wearing a backpack to school when I was a girl! Nooooo!

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Honu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I guess I'm part time gay. I'm gay when I'm going to work, riding my bike, or traveling. The rest of the time, straight as a pin. Yeah. That totally makes sense.

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Avery S Alberico
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this were true, then EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL GIRL would be gay. Screw logic

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Rikke Visby Wickberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just so dang difficult to fit a tent, a sleeping bag, a stove, etc into a purse for mountaineering...

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AzKhaleesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ummm I just bought a "the child" backpack to use as a purse from GameStop because it's adorable and i like not having a stupid purse strap sliding down my arm every five seconds and being off balance. Oh and I like having my hands free. Not gay btw. And even if I were, what does that matter?

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know all those women at my college were gay! Like, ALL of them!?

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it was accurate for me. Never wear a purse, much prefer a backpack, and guess whos gay?

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Kirbi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro my mom wears a backpack and is married to my dad so f*ck this sentence

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cashier to girl at the store trying to buy a backpack: 'Can I see proof of gayness please?'

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Julia King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well then (I actually do use a small backpack as opposed to a purse, and I'm pan :l)

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anonymous
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*looks at myself, schoolgirls, female hikers, etc.* backpacks don't equal gay, there isn't just gay or straight

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Xylle Flora
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you're an adult college student you're apparently gay.

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GlitterButt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you post hateful posts instead of keeping to yourself then you're INSECURE

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Artoonist Corine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow been married 30 years this year to a MAN who I love. I use a Disney Edna Mode backpack. Never knew I was gay. I am so enlightened.....

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WholesomeArmyweeb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: Confirmed gay; only just started using a baby bt21 backpack because I love my little stegosaurus shaped handbag Me: *shrugs*

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Paizleypie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always use a backpack purse, it's easier on my shoulders . . . I am not gay.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel they're struggling to detect available partners. Maybe reliable positive indication is when she is married with kids: I strongly advise him to only pursue such females, of course those with a partner similar to him (or as he sees himself --- masculine, hands-on, trigger happy... ). NOTHING can go wrong, I swear!

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Full of Giggles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, a mother. Diaper backpacks are very popular. You try juggling a diaper tote, a purse, and a squirrely infant.

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Aya Hikage
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ar this point I'm just wondering how many people i have passed with my backpack who looked at me and thought "this girl is definitely gay". I'm not btw, I just like to have my hands free while carrying my stuff

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Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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Stephanie Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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lunar eclipse
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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Guess I’m Brainwashed

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Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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Happy_Pandalover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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#28

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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#29

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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#30

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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#31

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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#32

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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#33

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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#35

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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#36

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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#37

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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Cheri Aline Sydney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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#39

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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#40

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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