Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
5 years ago

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    idiot

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOL

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    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Right, not because it happens periodically.

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    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

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    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Emma Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah Oprah! Wait...

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    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He'd know how?

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    True, if they date you....

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How f*ucked up can one be?

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Men tend to see long term... What is best for the society" then why wasn't his father wearing a condom?

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is why Germany is the poorest and most run-down country in the EU after 16 years with Angela Merkel.

    Lotten Kalenius
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And the USA is at its best after Trump. Brazil under Bolsonaro. And so on.

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    Hello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate reading “God built ....” or “According to God...” *insert racist/sexist/homophobia here*. Stop using religion as an excuse to be hateful. It gives everyone else of that religion a bad rap.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You are sooo right! Those people are hypocrites who have no idea about their own religion.

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm done can't read anymore it's so redundant. And I am not even a die hard feminist

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Everyone should be one though! If you actually believe in equality and know that women are human beings then you'd be a die hard feminist.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Every dictator has been a man. Every leader accused of genocide has been a man, but sure Chad

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You need to read more history. Elizabeth I was a dictator. So was Cleopatra. There are plenty of female rulers in history that were dictators.

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    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Congrats! You managed to get every fact wrong.

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We all know what men tend to base their opinion on. And it isn't that long...Term.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why do you think your sexist comment added anything to the conversation?

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Evidence against this "theory" includes the current climate crisis, economic disparity, and the targeted destruction of democracy, among others.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Well then, explain that unnecessary and bankrupting war thing that....wait for it....MALE leaders tend to immediately turn to, where they engage in a pissing contest instead of employing diplomacy and mediation/negotiation to settle the conflict with zero loss of life. I can wait until you make something up off the top of your little pointed head.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Female leaders use war too. Don't be sexist.

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    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Look where the planet is and tell me male leaders have been good for us.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That doesn't mean female leaders would be better. Don't be sexist.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    RTOFLMBO. I couldn't even finish. I burst out laughing so hard my husband came to see what's wrong, read it, and started laughing, too.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My instant reaction was 'This is the wrong way round, right?'.

    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When dealing with primitive apes such as this one, you really want to ignore the mansplains, the stupidity, and focus on why. The reason they are so stupid is because they lack brain size. Now, this is not a case that all men face just the primitive apes . in this exhibit, we have; Donald Trump, and this man here.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If this isn't a Trump supporter, I don't know what is...

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We need a matriarchy

    Elliotte Campbell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So Donald Trumps a woman.....!?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The dumber and oranger, the better!

    Rhys Williams
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    God: whoa, don't bring me into this you moron.

    Someone
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seriously, where are they hiding the time-machine?!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Christians usually don't think like this I promise.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Climate change, anyone ? Pretty sure a majority of male leaders (in politics and industry) brought us here.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    All politicians only look short term. They just want to get their 4 years done without too much hassle and care not for what comes after them. If they get a second term, they'll repeat the same thing.

    Jojovi
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    So when men r**e women, they see the long-term impact of their actions...

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Meanwhile, we're looking at you, Puttin!

    GoofyGoober
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’m sorry let me just get out my anger AUSGGGHAHAUAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAYAGAHAHAGAGHAGAHAHAAHAGAGAHAHGAGGATAYWGWGSGAYGAGAYAYWGAYATTQYATAYATAYATAT Alright I’m done button mashing good day

    AilouRos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    These people are f**ked up

    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    God also created Adam before Eve... rough draft before masterpiece

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The best leaders are usually those who have leadership pushed on them, rather than the ones seeking it at all possible levels in life. Men created Gods to make men leaders.

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    yes, history has shown this exactly... ha ha ha!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    no created one, if not for the apple there would still be one.

    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I know an Army Major and an Army Colonel - both females - who would take you to task over this....

    Monca Monika
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well, I was going to write how this person is an absolute idiot...but then I've read the word "God" and figured it out. Not idiot, just stupid low-IQ poor guy believing in fairy tales.

    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good thing i'm a Atheist and don't believe in god. *Evil laughing*

    Kyan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i am a man and i know damn well we do th stupidest s**t ever

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    More religious BS.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In fact, women are much better leaders. We tend to seek solutions that benefit everyone instead of just the people we associate with. Even if and when it pains us to do so.

    Tina Harbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh yes,because men can't be narcissists.......

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Which is why most societies begin as matriarchal. Obviously we're no good at being in charge.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is, so far, the dumbest one. If men were interested in what is best for society, and women in what is best for them, every large company would be run by a woman, because they don't give a s**t about society, or long-term development, or anything else than money, now, all of it. George Carlin said this about Baby Boomers, "... and have a simple philosophy: 'GIMME DET, ITS MINE!'." - and so are the leaders of said generation. Also - why must one's gender be that prominent of an influence in so many things outside bathroom and bedroom?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, nope. They Nd up greedy for power, money and sex.

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did he never see Trump, Johnson, Bolsonaro... and so many more self serving narcissistic leaders. 🤣

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    These are the same yahoos who believe a woman shouldn't be in charge because she becomes irrational and emotional when she's on her period.

    W. 5
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if this is true then God was very short-sighted, too

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bwhahahahaha! hahahahahaha! Men do what's best for society?? HAHAHAHAH!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That last little bit set the tone right there. Behind every man is a woman Facepalming over his every mistake.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I suspect someone has that back to front.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Our Repub Congresscritters totally disprove this notion.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh, yeah! Because you’re so compassionate and altruistic and that’s why women earn the same as men, are not oppressed by laws designed to control our bodies and are never the victims of sexual and domestic violence. Isn’t patriarchy wonderful!

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If God created men to be leaders she really f****d up.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMG are you nuts. We guys cause more short term s**t than woman could even think of.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait how many wars have there been in history? And who has been running to majority (if not all) of those countries that have started the wars?

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, why is it there's so many war's again?

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Let’s see... Trump during Covid or J. Arden. And remind me again how many male leaders started a war/ stirred up genocide.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    i believe its spelled bass

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They got that first bit the wrong way around. If anything, men tend to be self effacing and driven by what they personally can gain from a situation whereas women tend to be able to see the bigger picture and consider how others will feel/be impacted- it's called empathy

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Has he ever seen Donald Trump or Boris Johnson???

    Tamara Kroonen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And what a great job you did! The oceans are empty, the ozon layer thinning, forests gone and natural recources almost depleted, but you still see room for reproduction. How does that match in your long-term best for society and future generations?

    Just a person eating a potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    there are no words on planet earth that can describe how mad this makes me

    Beth W
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And wars are predominantly started by... Men... Serial killers are predominantly... Men... Guessing these guys think it's OK as long as they're just killing women

    Mark Evans
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The fact he mentioned God explains what kind of man he is. Christians have no credibility.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No.

    Leah Pheonix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And queens in chess are the most powerful peice on the board

    Geoff Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a load of tosh!

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't involve your imaginary sky-wizard in your misogyny.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honestly, the only people really focusing on long-term-impacts on anything are geologist, forest-scientists and maybe those ice-scientists studying glaciers. Ecologists, too, I guess. No gender needed.

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Until a woman with boobs walks in the room.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    New Zealand, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Germany etc

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sure. the same sex that so often claims they can't control their sexual urges. I am actually mistified why we allow men to operate machinery without testing them for an out-of-control sex-drive

    Sophia Atkinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I had to do a group project for school once and I was the only girl in my group. I knew most of the boys in the group and they knew how I worked. The one guy i did not know appointed himself as the leader. This guy was a complete idiot. I was literally the one doing most of the work. Then he tried pass the stuff I did as his own. He also try and get the other boys to gang up on me when I would tell him to get back on topic. The other guys knew how I acted when I angry so they would ignore him. Finally I had enough and told him to shut the f up. This was in class when I said this so I said it quietly and angrily to him. He called in me a whore and shouted this one out. We both got in trouble him more than me though.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And that is why the world is in such "good" shape

    You are Beautiful (He, Him)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh yeah no, I totally agree with this. I mean men obviously are leaders as we can see because they've made **Such great choices**. I mean it's pretty obvious that men are the best and women should do whatever the hell men want. /s

    zovjraar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is exactly what i think about most men.

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's the exact opposite of real life.

    Kirbi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And sadly, god had to create you...

    Mini crewmate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Excuse me have you heard of England?

    Sally Prosser
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I snorted.

    Deep
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Majority of the world leaders are men and this should be enough to tell this person to duck off.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ..........

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good example for projection.

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fück you, I'm not a dog!

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rooooooooxanne....

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    AilouRos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a messed up shïtfäce

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Source?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What. The. Actual. F**k.

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why so many upvotes?

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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