Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
5 years ago

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    idiot

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOL

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    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    incel would tell you she use dildos because she don't love men therefore she's gay :-)

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well my husband will not be happy when I tell him that I must leave him for a woman now, apparently.

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    My husband and my kids too..what a pity!

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    Deep
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So this person knows about my sexuality that I don't. For me backpacks are way more comfortable than purses .

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And more convenient. And roomier. I used to carry a purse and a bookbag, then I acquired a backpack, which supplanted both.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or, is carrying a laptop or an number of things... or, maybe, just maybe, she likes backpacks

    Proud gold rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *Glances at backpacks in closet*

    wenchie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Jeez, some of us just have bad backs lol. A little backpack is way better for even weight distribution than a purse with a shoulder strap!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So all school girls. including me, are gay. Super straight BTW.

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    SUPER straight? Please tell me you don’t mean that thing that’s going around on Tik Tok.

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    Little Zoologist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey look! Students are gay.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, at least they know not to hit on the children... blark

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    You are Beautiful (He, Him)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So every girl that ever went to school is gay?

    MauKini
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh dang. Ill have to leave my husband now and find myself a girlfriend.

    LeiLah
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow!! I guess that's me. I have 2.5 yo twins and decided a backpack was easier and more functional than a purse + diaper bag.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My laptop does NOT fit in my purse, ok?

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, not buying this one either. Maybe we just have to carry a lot of crap. But mine isn't a regular school backpack. I have a vintage Vuitton backpack. It's freakin fabulous!

    von Krawall
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wear a handbag that can be transformed into a backpack... Guess i'm bi? 😄😄😄

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same! And I am bi!

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow, ten years married and two kids, I always just thought I was being practical so I had my hands free to manage my kids,... turns out I was gay all along!

    lesbian queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    KINDERGARTENERS: wears a backpack to hold school supplies MEN: THEY MUST BE GAY!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If I wear a back pack they will leave me alone??? * finds a back pack*

    Tamara Kroonen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nope that's for having my hands free to punch you in the face, might you approach me....

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Runs to homophobe mother with glee*

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    that would mean almost every female student at my school is gay

    Art Tomboy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a teen and I hate girly stuff no offence but this is extreme I wear a backpack because I hate purses and I'm not gay my backpack is camouflage and j wear shorts what the f*** does that make me?!

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It makes you a human lol

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    Mini crewmate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wear a backpack for school

    Chelsea Bates
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So all kids who go to school with a backpack are gay?

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Where do they come up with these???

    Snakerel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow so all of the girls at my school are gay?

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So school girls are gay now? Wierd I've seen a lot of my friends with boyfriends huh

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, the old backpack give-away. . .

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, just no.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder if he knows women don't have pockets in their clothes. Is it gay to wear men's jeans bc you like pockets instead of backpacks or purses? Does that mean that men are gay bc they use pockets instead of backpacks then?

    Britta B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm gay. Huh. Good to know.

    Susan Westmoreland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or maybe you live in an area that you might suddenly need a raincoat, jacket, place to store a laptop, wallet, work papers.

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Where do these guys come from???

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Huh. I guess I'm gay a few days a week then.

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well then. Most girls in school are gay.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *points at schoolchildren all wearing backpacks*

    Erica Lemieux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well I guess my marriage is over I HATE purses and ONLY have backpack or messenger bags… I'm coming for you ladies!!!

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If they would give me pockets I wouldn't need a backpack or a purse.

    Leah Pheonix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My school doesnt even allow purses so I guess my entire school is gay congrats on being a complete and total idiot :)

    Actually I’m Sundew
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually I’m pan. Rood

    Sam (They/Them)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    GASP! most women i see wear backpacks if anything.... i'm surrounded by lesbians!

    Requiem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well guys starting wearing satchels again and wearing f***y packs wrong so women moved to backpacks.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is stupid, you can be gay and feminine/be gay and like purses at the same time

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    and if she has a clutch she's bisexual and if she has a tote bag she's pansexual

    RandomPerson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Time to wear a backpack!

    Aria Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    backpacks are cuter with different outfits dummy

    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    i am a girl. i go to school. i do not carry everything in my backpack. i am now titled gay!

    TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It can be used for queer coding between lesbians and bisexuals, but it does NOT always apply.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    hides the monkey you put on back?

    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Then there are a LOT of gay women on school campuses...

    Alice Platzer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Me gay.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If she wears a backpack AND a purse? Is she bisexual then...?

    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Middle school girls: I was already gay without the backpack but okay.

    Olivia Daugherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wear a backpack and I'm as straight as can be!

    Olivia Daugherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or maybe I want a back back because its heavier to simply throw it AT YOU!

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok ill carry my 3 textbooks 3 notebooks handful of pens/pencils in my purse....oh wait....thatd be stupid

    a Minecraft girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or because I got SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL 😃

    Moon Yekka
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Okay but I wear a backpack and I'm Hella Queer so..... >___> I feel called out more than anything

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a f***y pack?

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I need a backpack for every day of the week.

    Mia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp I guess all the students in my all girl school are gay then.

    Shadow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Question.... what if your purse doubles as a backpack?

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Can't stop laughing at this s#*"cker

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Weirdest way to find out I'm gay!

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no?

    Sara G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LMAO. Wow. I wear a backpack. It's MUCH more comfortable.

    Remi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like being happy 🤣

    Noelle (xe/she)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes, I am very gay thank you very much

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If she wears a Back Pack, keep your hands off, because she is probably still in school.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOLOLOLOLOL I know a lot of female friends who are asexual and have backpacks but not many gays sorry, I think you have your groups confused hehehe!

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So nice to switch my sexualuty by simply changing my storage compartment thingy. Had done it sooner if I new sooner how to change depending on my mood so and so day. We ladies have it so easy and how greatful I am not to be a guy who hasn't our simple options to change whenever we feel like 😂😂😂

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    .. 🙄 or she’s just not interested in you.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    it's true, just look at my backpack

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm nonbinary and wear a crossbody. Suddenly it all makes sense.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Half confirmed. I'm bi. My husband likes my backpack.

    Stephanie Hewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm gay and use a backpack instead of a purse 😆 But I just have a lot of stuff

    Betsy Gee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh dear

    Lara Kristelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    HAHAHAHA I wear backpack because I have a lot of stuff a purse can't carry. What an idiot. Besides, it depends on the situation/occassion. Would you wear a backpack to a party?

    Carlota
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hold on, so I'm not going to get my official lesbian ID just because I wear purses?

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahahaha

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Some women prefer backpacks, some would rather not carry anything at all. No matter the orientation. I've seen a lot of early 20s women just carry their phone wallets.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well there's a surprise for,us all.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So I am supposed to fit my laptop, keyboard, and mouse in my purse when I go back and forth from work to home???? okay.... sure that makes sense

    Jennifer Dzieło
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ahha i had no idea i am gay

    Maris Kurm
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, I pack everything into my jacket`s pockets.

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMG I'M GAY! I HAD NO IDEA!

    Torz Lloyd
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Damn I thought it was backpacks that made us bisexual. Though is it two strapping it ? Or the"cool" two strapping it

    Shell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My whole life? Better tell my male partner of ten years 😂. Sorry mate, the Internet said so

    Sara Diogo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I just found out I'm gay.

    Phoenix Shadowhunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    As a college student, I... I just....

    Phoenix Shadowhunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My books are heavy...

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    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I thought I used my backpack because I found it more practical than a diaper bag... Guess I am gay.

    lucy dale
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    damn so thats why i use a backpack. The backpack made me gay

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope she has a gun in that backpack and shoots your dumb ass...

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I guess you could do an overnight backpacking trip with one of those massive Gucci purses lol

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Women are LESBIANS mister.

    Maria Ines Molina
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    TIL I'm gay

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    HAHAHAHA!!

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is 1800s true. Backpacks=happiness.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What??

    Chenandoa
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    O my. My reason? If I happen to want to carry a book to read while waiting, I dont need to carry an extra thing in my hands, and dont need to change purses. Just drop it in, and walk out the door. I also carry a pencil and sketch book.

    Nola Peach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am so gay gay gay gay

    Theory Buchannon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YAY I'M GAY (p.s i'm literally gay)

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wear a backpack because I carry a lot of books

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh no! I was wearing a backpack to school when I was a girl! Nooooo!

    Honu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So I guess I'm part time gay. I'm gay when I'm going to work, riding my bike, or traveling. The rest of the time, straight as a pin. Yeah. That totally makes sense.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMG I just realised I'm Gay! O.O

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If this were true, then EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL GIRL would be gay. Screw logic

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He seems to know a lot about gay people. Maybe he’s gay

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or she just prefers to carry a backpack.

    Rikke Visby Wickberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's just so dang difficult to fit a tent, a sleeping bag, a stove, etc into a purse for mountaineering...

    lily s weakland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so wrong i hate it

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ummm I just bought a "the child" backpack to use as a purse from GameStop because it's adorable and i like not having a stupid purse strap sliding down my arm every five seconds and being off balance. Oh and I like having my hands free. Not gay btw. And even if I were, what does that matter?

    Kevin Beard
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well shoot... My wife is gay I guess.

    Angelica H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so I guess I'm gay....

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok, I guess I'm gay then. Cool

    Jackson Floof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    K, guess I'm gay now...

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I didn't know all those women at my college were gay! Like, ALL of them!?

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well it was accurate for me. Never wear a purse, much prefer a backpack, and guess whos gay?

    Kirbi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bro my mom wears a backpack and is married to my dad so f*ck this sentence

    Larken
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I can confirm

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Cashier to girl at the store trying to buy a backpack: 'Can I see proof of gayness please?'

    Julia King
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well then (I actually do use a small backpack as opposed to a purse, and I'm pan :l)

    anonymous
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    *looks at myself, schoolgirls, female hikers, etc.* backpacks don't equal gay, there isn't just gay or straight

    Ariana Brice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so this person know my sexuality because of what I wear

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So if you're an adult college student you're apparently gay.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just give us our pockets...

    Tanjiro Kamado
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so every girl in a school is gay.

    GlitterButt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you post hateful posts instead of keeping to yourself then you're INSECURE

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wow been married 30 years this year to a MAN who I love. I use a Disney Edna Mode backpack. Never knew I was gay. I am so enlightened.....

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me: Confirmed gay; only just started using a baby bt21 backpack because I love my little stegosaurus shaped handbag Me: *shrugs*

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I always use a backpack purse, it's easier on my shoulders . . . I am not gay.

    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so everyone at school?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel they're struggling to detect available partners. Maybe reliable positive indication is when she is married with kids: I strongly advise him to only pursue such females, of course those with a partner similar to him (or as he sees himself --- masculine, hands-on, trigger happy... ). NOTHING can go wrong, I swear!

    •LeXi•
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How about people that wear a backpack purse??? Lmao!!!

    Kno
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have news for my fiancé then lol

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or, a mother. Diaper backpacks are very popular. You try juggling a diaper tote, a purse, and a squirrely infant.

    Aya Hikage
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ar this point I'm just wondering how many people i have passed with my backpack who looked at me and thought "this girl is definitely gay". I'm not btw, I just like to have my hands free while carrying my stuff

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Right, not because it happens periodically.

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    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Emma Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah Oprah! Wait...

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    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He'd know how?

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    True, if they date you....

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How f*ucked up can one be?

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good example for projection.

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fück you, I'm not a dog!

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Elisa-Allin-666 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rooooooooxanne....

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    AilouRos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a messed up shïtfäce

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Source?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What. The. Actual. F**k.

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why so many upvotes?

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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