Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
5 years ago

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    idiot

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOL

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    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Right, not because it happens periodically.

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    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

    Art3mis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I’m a demon

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same douchebag: No woman wants to have sex with me and I don't know why. Nice guys are always ignored!

    Aya Hikage
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh my god yes its so true! ...and sad at the same time

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh! I'm a man! Good thing whoever wrote this mansplained it to me or I would never have found out.

    Honorary Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The mansplaining really does work 🤩🤩I had no idea I was a spoiled brat 🤩 🤩

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am not a demon, I'm the space saving design.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That can have significant advantages. I do all of my own home-maintenance, and being 6' tall makes it awfully hard to work under the sink (or in the attic). A stepstool could make me taller, but nothing's going to make me more compact.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, no woman is actually a woman? Ok. Sure.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So they are supposed to be bad at any height? I wonder how tall was this fu*kers mom.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They forgot a category... 4'10" and under: Perfect girl. That, chances are, makes them a pedo.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a spoiled brat!

    Aquamarine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol me too

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    Becklass
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever wrote this does not like women. There are no positives. also - I’m a demon, apparently.

    Deep
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So women change sex after climbing upto 6!

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone rejected by women of different heights at different stages in his life is venting here, moving on!!!

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yay I am demon🥳🥳🥳

    Phoenix Shadowhunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I guess my dad can stop calling me a spoiled brat now... I'm just a fricking DEMON!!! RARR!!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    F$%^ My wife's a demon according to this. Well guess what she's my demon and I love her to hell and back.

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My favourite thing here is that this graph implies the following: Lady demon. Lady Spoiled Brat. Lady Psycho. Lady Man.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But why the "a" then? It doesn't even work grammatically.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    This means nothing to me. Literally. Because it's no metric system. ♡

    totinos pizza rolls
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    or they are just women who have a height

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    According to this I'm a spoiled brat.... Aaaaaaaaw, I wanted to be a demon :(

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me too. Just missed the demon mark. Hold on while I remove my feet...

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ohh, I'm a DEMON. Cool!

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    s**t, I'm a demon. now what are my powers, can I destroy the stupid man?

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i guess im a demon then *demon intensifies*

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh not only am I gay (for not liking purses) but I'm a demon too! COOL!

    Sky Fails314
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a demon then...

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So I have been in a samesex relationship since 1994

    catta•mrow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so apparently I'm a demon!

    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yes, I am a demon. FEAR MEH!

    F.O.H.P.R.G
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Height doesn't effect how we're raised, our species, gender, or our level of sanity so how would that even be possible...?

    Miraculous Klutz
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aww. I guess I’m a psycho.

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait.so what about the tallest GIRL in the world.she over 6 feet and still teen so I guess she's a man and all women are demon/spoiled/crazy

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm not spoiles

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I live in a farm where does that mean I'm spoiled.my mom isn't spoiled either.I'm 5"4 still growing too she's 5"7

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    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, that just about covers every "lady", doesn't it? Leaves you only < 4' 11" to date & mate.

    Alexia Alberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So basically whatever size you are, there is something wrong with you.

    Blk Pumpkin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am 6'1 Sooo.. guess that make me more man than he could ever be.

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This dude screams and hides whenever he sees a classroom of ten year old girls.

    Chaotic_pansexual
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I’m so sorry everyone for being such a spoiled brat. I hope you can forgive me for my behavior

    Gabrielle Causey
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    crap...I'm an inch away from being just a spoiled brat :(

    Luna
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I’m a spoiled demon brat - thingy

    ChrisZAUR
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm happy with my little demon :)

    Florence Burns
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 5'4" and I'm a survivor of narc abuse by an overt narc father and and a covert narc mother. A spoiled brat? Sure if that means I'm mourning the loss of a childhood and a normal adult future.

    Renate Stargardt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😂🤣 And then they stand in front of a (female) model ... and the only thing they can do is gasp for air and maybe drool a little

    Fee Hofmann
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So this guy was rejected by women of various heights. Interesting.

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So basically a woman would have to be under 4’ 11” to be acceptable?

    I'm lay sheep in China
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess m a demon then... Imma hunt u then

    Potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think whomever wrote this may be a pedophile...

    Trisec
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aaigh! I've been married to a demon for the last quarter-century!!

    Just Drowning
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm gay.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a demon ❤ luv u guys ❤

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Huh, guess I'm a spoiled brat. Except, no sugar person to spoil me here. I feel cheated.

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am in a samesex relationship then? I am kind of surprise

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow. This guy needs a warning label tattooed on his forehead.

    Joy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've heard a similar joke about this: Girls be 5'7" (1.7m) and over and want to be called cute. Nah bruh, you handsome. By the logic of this joke, I'm a somewhat handsome "man"...because I'm 5'9" (1.75m).

    Jonathan Litton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    it's only okay to discriminate based on height if you're making fun of men

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Demon bitch to you

    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Demon here.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm no demon, I'm just fun sized candy mixed with a confetti launcher!

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Apparently I am a demon😈🤣

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahaha so far reading these posts; im a gay attention-seeking demon who has lost my soul (double demon), spiritually corrupt (duh - no soul, possibly a prostitute and who can smell other women. Wow can we just round these men up and drift them out to sea or something?

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WoW! I'm a childfree lesbian backpack wearing demon, with a high level diploma and i had a black cat! I'm basicaly the worst nightmare of incels!

    Sakura Takashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i guess i am a demon. lol

    The weird one!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    welp guess im a demon

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yay! I'm a demon 😈

    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Psycho here and loving it ☺️

    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a demon then, lol, FEAR ME YOU SEXIST FIENDS!!!!!!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So is this guy saying all the good women are less than 4'11??? That raises a lot of concerns for me!

    Sarah Simons
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh so I'm a demon then

    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I guess I am a demon then

    Max
    Community Member
    5 months ago

    Well, guess im a demon..

    Janet C
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    I dunno.... I'm 5'2" and definitely have demon aspects about me.

    Saeyoul Akiyune
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Oh good I'm a demon 😁

    Prudence Wooleybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Whatever makes you feel better about no woman wanting to date you 😂

    Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Guess i´m a spoiled brat

    Aria Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The level of pure idiocy is startling to be nice. well thats coming from a apparenty labeled spoiled brat

    Cats&amp;potatoes (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Demon? It kinda makes sense

    Amber.exe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    According to this I'm a spoiled brat, huh

    Ginny Barnes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So this is why I'm always called a demon

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So I’m a demon I guess.

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    i am LUCIFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR! on the upper hand, no more spending money on barbecue lighters!

    A_fangirling_Demigod_witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    omg i'm a demon :D

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm a witch not a demon.

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm a demon then?

    Drakaina Dreadnought
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Damn straight I'm a demon!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    guess in retrospect he's not short sighted?

    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I am a leg man so I love tall women...

    Alice Platzer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Me demon.

    Shawty
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aayyy, I'm 5'5😏

    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Im 5´10- See y'all in the asylum guys-

    Olivia Daugherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I can be a 6'0 female

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait no I’m 5’0

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I always knew i was a demon tell me something i dont know.

    a Minecraft girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My grandmas a demon?

    Iliketurtles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I guess I'm a demon.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am a demon??

    Bi raccoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So apparently I’m a dude now?

    Suzanne Metcalf
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i mean im 5' and according to my friend i can be a bit of demon...never make fun of my height, i have the perfect reach to kick/punch EVERYONE in the crotch

    Eilat Jelin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me, DEMON, you, IDIOT!

    Mia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp I guess I'm a demon

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Glad to be a Demon!

    XD
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I guess I’m a psycho?

    Morgan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My ex ( 5'2") would agree.

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So.. I'm.. A demon... Having an insane growth spurt... So I'm.. Quickly turning into a man...

    Sara G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yup, and I'm the head of demons here at 4'11" lol

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahahaha!!!

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp, guess I’m a demon then 🤷🏻‍♀️

    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YES I’M A DEMON

    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Demon: a person who does a particular activity with great skill or energy Ill go annoy him for a few weeks with great skill and energy then

    NaChO tHe UnIcOrN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm on the cusp between demon and spoiled brat

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *stamps foot* I am NOT a spoilt brat.

    Remi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I always thought theirs a little devil in me 😈

    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Victoria Secret has a lot of men working for them then

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Now I can proudly announce in my neighborhood are a lot of demons, and I also turned into a man, whilst my boss became a spoiled brat. - Seriously, is there even a size that's good enough for this person?

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This person seems to have had a bad history with ALL women, and prefers men.

    Noelle (xe/she)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But if you're taller than 6 feet and you're a 'man' then the chart doesn't apply to you anymore-

    Carolyn McCully
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Happy to be a Demon!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just goes to show that he was topo busy watching things he shouldn't when they handed the brains out.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has Spoilt Brat and Demon the wrong way around hehehehehe. the 5"4 plus girls I knew in college were the demons, the smaller ones were just violent but they were fun to be around.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Man's IQ. Above, IQ about his age.

    Iara Ra
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Basically there is no height that makes a woman a normal being

    Lisa Casserly
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    well. That's just ridiculous. This was made up by a man who hates women.

    Pam Wilson-Hallinan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I guess I'm spoiled then. But truly, I am! 😂

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    One way to make yourself feel better when your personality makes women run the opposite direction screaming in fear.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow I’m only 4’9”, I’m beneath a demon😔?

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 5'3"...... Well that explains alot

    Birma Gustafsson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hmmm ... so I'm a demon, then ... you should start running now.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a demon then.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    these are so arbitrary

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well I'm 5'8.5" so I'm clearly not apart of this...

    Alison Wells
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 4'10''. I must be so evil and vile I transcend the chart.

    SisterSophie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so apparently I’m a man? 🤷‍♀️

    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bahahaha!!!!

    Weird Gaming Emo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What of your shorter than 4' 11

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, according to this, there are no good women... or are they all under 4'11". What a muppet!!

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 5'3". Explains a lot, actually.

    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My sister and her daughter are up to 4' 10". Where do they fit in?

    MagNat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's so rude. Write it in centimeters.

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Idiot.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Marvelous, I am a demon

    Fiercepelt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    welp guess im a demon now

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Spoiled brat far from it

    Carlota
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honored to be an spoiled brat

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mrs Voice is 5'1, he ain't wrong.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I just love being a demon. So the question here, is what kind of woman does this dude want then? Shorter than 4'11"?

    Lillian Fay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hehe. I'm a demon

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    where my fellow demons at

    Leah Pheonix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You're making all women sound like a bad person

    Mark Evans
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is he saying I should bring a tape measure when I'm meeting Women? Not weird at all...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's nice that he used the term 'lady'. So sweet.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    so if you are 4'10 or shorter you are good???? wha?!?!?!

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Phew! I just missed being a demon! Wait-aww, damnit! Spoiled? NO. Sort of a brat as a kid but whatever.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mmm. Pedophile?

    Eredyn IreMist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bruuuuuhhhhh I'm a Demon. This is both funny and stupid... Why is there no normal height???

    Mariaf
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    well, at least we know how tall was his mom

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Misogyny masquerading as humour..

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    4'11"-5'3": thinks I'm a loser 5'4"-5'8": thinks I'm a loser 5'9"-5'11": thinks I'm a loser 6"0 & up : thinks I'm a loser AND can kick my ass

    Darth Rabbit
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a man?! Wow, you think my husband would have noticed by now!

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There's no good height to be.

    Skidanpump
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    6’0 and up: A M A N

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Apparently I'm a spoiled brat

    Bob Knob
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 6' and if I'm a man I'd like to speak to a manager about refunds for all the tampons I've had to buy over the years.

    Rowan Rychel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh I get called a demon all the time.... Though usually for the fact that I can scare someone by looking in their vague direction, the boys in my class are a bunch of wooses

    Katelyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    my girl is a beautiful demon then lol

    Chenandoa
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ooo, I'm crazy? I dont see what I do different...

    MSD
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Depending on what shoes I'm wearing, I could be a psycho or a man! Because only women can be phycho, right?

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm 4'10" so I don't know what that would make me...

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahaha imma demon

    No.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    they're all bad! a man is more vague tho

    asie oop
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ugh, im a psycho

    Lisa Mcateer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a demon. Good to know. Wonder if it comes with powers?

    Sophia Atkinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, I’m 4’11 and I am not a demon. Sure I’m short and kinda nerdy but I am not a demon.

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    just because someone hardly Grew from childhood doesn't mean they're going to eat your soul

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    im a spoiled brat and my friend is psycho and my other is a demon.....

    ⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I AM A DEMON

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This height is not demon, it's fun size.

    angie but who cares
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wanna transition into a man just be tall

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    As a demon, I want to say: REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well damn this must be true because my husband calls me a spoiled brat all the time... cuz he spoils me lol.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What height is suppose to be Lady Woman?

    TheLazyPoki
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    damn I guess I'm a demon-

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not sure I got it right... but I think I am a demon

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Haha I'm a spoiled brat.

    froggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What if you are 4'6 0_0

    Mini crewmate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp my mom is a demon then

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    5' nothing here and I can attest to being a demon thank you very much.

    she/they and probably gay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    aight so all woman who want a man : BE UNDER 4'11 lol

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i love demon!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, my best friend is a demon and I'm a spoiled brat.

    Bakugo Katsuki
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am a 5'2 and this is so wrong, i feel attacked 0-0

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sorry that this 4'10 guy is so down about his height.

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    What if you are 5`8,5``?

    Kawaii Hippotato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    is no height acceptable? how tall are we supposed to be then? 4'10 and under?

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Apparently I'm a psycho~

    Ariana Brice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    idiot

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm apparently a demon and my sister is a spoiled brat because she's tall. Wow.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So only women under 4'11" are acceptable?

    Khalil Verdejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    With that logic, anyone under 5 is a demon.

    TexasPK
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am a spoiled brat. Okay then.

    TrickQuestion
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, it sounds to me like there's not a category that they'd actively want to date (unless you're literally saying only women under 4'11 are acceptable)

    •LeXi•
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Hermione
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This was published where? Why? By whom? Maybe a uni mag to get bites?

    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love how that same guy would also be pitching a massive fit if a woman held him to any "height standard".

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So is this guy gay or just an incel?

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He doesn't say that a man is necessarily a negative thing.... Nor does he seem to have a problem with those under 4'10". So he's either closeted or a paedo.

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    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Emma Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah Oprah! Wait...

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    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He'd know how?

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    genius23sarcasm Report

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Meshuggah_and_Spice Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    ExpertAccident Report

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    True, if they date you....

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How f*ucked up can one be?

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    IAmSoStupid05 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good example for projection.

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    kilotangoalpha Report

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fück you, I'm not a dog!

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    StarknightTheBest Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    RokeEvoker Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    Skullkiddtheslav69 Report

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    grumpymom247 Report

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    ExpertAccident Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Elisa-Allin-666 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    InvisibleBookend Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Luna_17134 Report

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    dorkjaden Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    ExpertAccident Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rooooooooxanne....

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    AilouRos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a messed up shïtfäce

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    CurrentlyARaccoon Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Source?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Chocolate_Donuts Report

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    ecstaticegg Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    BigFuturology Report

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    toasterchan1 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    miniwhiz Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What. The. Actual. F**k.

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    SnooRegrets7064 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why so many upvotes?

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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