Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
5 years ago

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    idiot

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOL

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    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, I would say he's an as-soul.. :-D

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Translation: "Women who know what they're talking about and don't let me spout a bunch of bullshit scare me."

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There are certain people who deserve to die virgins.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "She looked me in the eye and didn't even blush, what an arrogant bitch"

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    IOW: 'I only like women who I can intimidate and make feel uncomfortable'.

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Soul? I traded it in for a pizza a long time ago

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    If you are still shy, your soul will be returned to you don't worry😅😅

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    Emma Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh Goodness, there goes my soul!

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I have no soul. That's great, love that.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds like he was stalking a woman who had to make it pretty clear she wanted to be left the f alone

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    DEVELOP THE POWER OF THE INFERNAL REALMS. Summon SATAN himself! Discover how to create raw, inchoate power from the cosmos the easy way! Public speaking!

    F.O.H.P.R.G
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The one who thinks that obviously didn't have on to begin with

    Tamara Kroonen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That's right, so now I have to take yours...

    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I was never shy, I always have been loud and bold, and want to be on broadway, guess I never had a soul

    Deep
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They just made a deal with Satan to keep people like you hiding behind ridiculous excuses for everything that is wrong with them.

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm bout to down arrow everyone of these posts lol I can't even.

    Aria Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Say that to my face

    A_fangirling_Demigod_witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I guess i've lost my whole soul..GREAT!!

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    the guy who typed this has lost his mind

    Shawty
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I used to be super confident and talk to everyone, now I'm shy. I regained my soul, lol 🤣

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Says you

    Olivia Daugherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you wrote this you born without one

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Who likes it

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I never had a soul?

    AngelWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yea i know i sold mine years ago for a Klondike bar. Qeirdly enough i did become braver after that🤔

    Fieke Engelen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I was never shy to begin with, so I guess I have no soul. That explains a lot

    Iliketurtles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Women who are confident and don't roll over when I tell them to have lost their soul"

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    and her hymen lol

    NaChO tHe UnIcOrN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm a theater kid, so I guess I'm going to hell 🙃

    Remi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Glad I got rid of that soul!!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A woman who has lost her shyness, is sick and tired of all the Bull Sh#t.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    clearly this person doesn't have many friends who are dancers.

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My soul less ass has had to many gorgeous men and opportunities to choose from than I could ever need. Men who prefer their women shy are a sad weak men who have probably not much to show for under their clothes and need to be superior more than anything else so they can make the fellow stand 😂😂😂 man who cant handle me with my confidense are not worth having me in their precense and seriously not in their tiny ass bed with them. Equal or get out of my sight weak pathecic man and please dont take your clothes of. I like not having bad dreams 😆

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A man who doesn't research his opinions has no soul.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    PS on Glover. where did he study and I hope he does not have a license.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A woman who has "lost her shyness" has found her soul and has no need for above creeps.She is more free to reach her potential.

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And a boy child who has reached puberty has already lost 3/4 of his intelligence since it's been scientifically proven that testosterone kills brain cells. Or at least in my universe....

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A man who thinks men are above women has lost his mind, & every ounce of respect.

    Carole Strawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Who comes up with that stuff?

    Ashasaurus rex
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Was an extrovert until a man I worked with groped me. That killed my soul quicker than anything.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    actually we aren't born with souls. we only achieve soul status when we marry an intelligent, strong, good decision making man. who doesn't know this?!

    Iliketurtles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You're being sarcastic right?

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    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The person who wrote this has lost his brain (if he ever had one to begin with) 🙄

    I'm lay sheep in China
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In India say that Shyness is a part of garment for Woman

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Who beat you as a child

    Carlota
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Glad I lost it! I like to travel light

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a soulless b**ch. Oh wait, I believe Jesus disagrees. Looking at you Mary Magdalene.

    Lexie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol like everyone is born shy? I came out hypersocial lol

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I HAVE SO MUCH SOUL. not crippling social anxiety at all.

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So that's what happened to my soul

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes I sold it to the nurse :-)

    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wild.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This stuff is just so stupid. I’m out

    Skidanpump
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Uh oh... IM AN EXTROVERT

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ah ok, but even a meek submissive woman is still going to run a mile from you

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or she has spent time in the presence of men like him.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    but she amazing in bed as she has lost her shyness. Keep those lights on baby!

    Lisa Mcateer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *waves soul off*

    Elijah Marpel-Zarate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    no, the person who wrote this sold their soul

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And yours has been long gone.

    ⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I speak for me and my soul-less friends when I say... "WTH"

    lazy cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    its interesting it got 2 likes it should get 0

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Excuse me, sir, I didn't lose it, I sold it

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh, shoot. I guess because I like to be polite to people, I have no soul.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hi, I'm soulless. And you?

    SwimmerGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what about ambivert people is like half my soul gone??

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh ok, I'm soulless now.

    Holly Freeman
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    So me, a redhead, is doubly soulless... oh well!!!

    Hermione
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did every woman have shyness to begin with?

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Right, not because it happens periodically.

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    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

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    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Emma Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah Oprah! Wait...

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    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He'd know how?

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    True, if they date you....

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How f*ucked up can one be?

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good example for projection.

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fück you, I'm not a dog!

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rooooooooxanne....

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    AilouRos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a messed up shïtfäce

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Source?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What. The. Actual. F**k.

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why so many upvotes?

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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