“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)
Ladies, we’ve all been there: staring in stunned silence while a man explains your own body to you like he’s the one who authored the blueprint. It’s that special brand of mansplaining where our biology is treated like a suggestion and our lived experience is dismissed as a myth. Whether it’s a guy insisting he knows your cycle better than you do or the "experts" who believe women are basically malfunctioning dolls, the sheer audacity is staggering. It’s a mix of secondhand embarrassment and a desperate urge to hand them a middle school health textbook or perhaps a map back to reality.
Enter the "Not How Girls Work" subreddit, a digital Hall of Fame for the most confidently incorrect (and often deeply misogynistic) things men have ever said about women. Today, we’ve rounded up the wildest, cringiest, and most "wait, did he actually just say that?" gems from the thread. From bizarre theories on anatomy to the outdated tropes used to keep us "in our place," buckle up—it’s a hilarious, infuriating, and much-needed reality check on the creative fiction some people mistake for biology.
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On Today’s Episode Of What Object Are Women, We’re Money
“Bunkmates In Bellagio With No Action”
Defined Accordingly
Word
I've heard a great comparison that men who are screaming about "Men's day" or "Straight pride" are like people who complain about handicapped parking spots. They have the WHOLE parking lot to use, but they loudly complain about those few spots that are NOT for them.
I Guess This Is Why Some Women Choose The Bear
Patriarchy Burn
Literally What We’re Asking
Manipulator Unmasked
Aaaand how do these ridiculous boys end up with “kingdoms” that need a woman to actually run them? Patriarchy is a curse.
What Is The Obsession With Us Needing Them?
Actually, men live longer, make more money and are healthier if they are married. For women, only their finances are better, but nothing else. Actuarial tables do not lie.
Asking About Absence Of Husband To Wife Should Be Illegal... Really???
So Proud Of Him Coming Out <3
Unless he’s one of the few, I’ll bet this flew right over his pointy little head.
Hilarious
Why are self proclaimed "high value men" so obnoxiously low status idiots?
Saw This Online, And I Agree!
Sixth grade we were taught that girls mature faster, so we need to be patient. Was livid and asked why the boys can't look to the girls as role models? Why do women need to lower themselves, anytime a boy can't keep up.
I Guess We’re All Unhealthy Here
How Convenient
Dudes Really Need To Stop Telling Women What Women Want
This Is The Difference Between Loneliness Between Men And Women
What Species Do Men Think Women Are
Found In The Wild
“Men are not lonely enough” made me wet the bed! That’s what I get for not peeing before reading these things.
Because Women Are Just No Capable To Decide How To Live Their Own Lives
Don't Threaten A Lady With A Good Time
Why Do Men Want To Hit Women So Badly?
Until biological men push babies out of their bodies regularly then men are inferior to women.
If This Ain't True
This is real y’all!! You hit 40 as a woman and suddenly you’re Ma Methuselah. I NEVER tell a man my age because of this.
And The Incels Strike Again
Incels still being pissed off about women rather wanting to meet a bear than a random man in the forest.
From all the bears, that I have met the only violent one was a female protecting her cubs against a male hunter. The funny thing is - I passed between her and her cubs a few times (I did not notice because I was eating the same lingonberries as the bear family) and she was absolutely ok with it. I was a bit cubby back then, wearing brown hunting clothes (I was supposed to be a driver) and eating berries. My guess is I looked a little like a bear cub and the mother bear was like "Did I have 3 or 4 cubs..??" "Ah its probably OK"
Go Home And Turn It Off Over Lunch
Whose Gonna Tell Him?
Umm
“Sorry Helen, we can’t give you the job because according to the government website, you are due to be shipped to Gary in Sheffield next Wednesday, dems the rules hun”
Incels From The 1920s
I Guess Woman Don't Have Collarbones
I’m Confused
Man spreading is just more bullying behavior from cases of arrested development. When you see it happen, you know the guy is a loser.
Yeah Incels Also Existed 100 Years Ago
Why Don't Women Have A Stronger Interior Lining? Are They Stupid?
Looks Like Someone Didn’t Watch The Movie Or Chose Not To Watch It All🙄
He Is Not The One Who Dodged The Bullet Here
Just Came On My Feed And I’m Repulsed
This guy should buy himself a fleshlight and just forget about women.
“Feminism Is Fake”
Guy Think He Can Change Her Mind Later!!!
Does He Know Women Also Have Eggs In Our Ovaries????
I've Seen It Before But Not With Women This Young
Men who make memes like this start out in life as the last bananas. Absolutely worthless and rotten to the core.
“Turned Out Like This” And It’s Just A Young Woman With Curly Hair
And what is supposed to be wrong with the woman in the picture?
Oh Yeah. I Hate When I Get Clocked By The Shape Of My Pelvis, Happens All The Time
This Guy Defending The "Husband Stitch" On Ig Thinks Stitches Are Reversible
Frankenstein Was Written By A Woman
This boy seems not to be familiar with “Frankenstein,” as we’re pretty much beaten over the head with the “Man shouldn’t play god” trope. He seems to feel he’s some great intellectual for having figured this out. 👏🏻 How awful that women are only watching it for the thingy and missing the point, and making sites where we can go to view thingies. 😕 Can you IMAGINE if men watched TV shows and movies just to see boobies?
This Made Me Choke LOL What’s Wrong With People
And if you do know that Im on my period? Like I care! I survived the Medieval weapons lecture in a small, well lit auditorium when I leaked trough my light brown trousers and formed a literal puddle of blood on the light chair and floor (very on theme). I did make my way back to my home 100 km away on public transport with trousers of an executed medieval peasant. You noticing my period does not faze me a bit any more.
I'm A Guy And I Literally Have Never Even Heard Of This Actually Happening
So Tired Of Ppl Supporting The Accounts That Make This Trash
Sigh , It’s Literally An Infant
Not How Weight Works
He's Just So Gross
Actually the women aren't the lonely one's. We actually have friends.
Men Are Letting Women Have Fun Because Women Are Kids To Them
You look at women and see children? That is not a red flag at all.
At 25 She Looks For Love 😂
We're All Catfishes I Guess
Sabrina Carpenter still looking good without make up is catfishing? Make up is catfishing? You expect women to naturally look like their face is covered in make up?
Buying Pads And A Bra Is A Sacred Tome Divine Feminine Magic Ritual Between Mother And Child
Who the heck cherishes buying tampons and underwear with their mom???
I Don’t Think This Is Right
I guess I never had a balanced period. But then again I had endometriosis.
Found This Meme 😂
Fb “Friend” Reposted This
Gotta Love Some Christians…
The Difference Is That The Cosplayers Want To Wear That Starlight Didn't
I... I Don't Know
"Le grand remplacement" (great replacement) as seen by the far right.
Trying to explain to men - most of whom are genuinely not like this - why it such a big problem for most women. Imagine a room with 50 women and 50 men. Only 2 of the men are misogynists. Give them a whole day to interact, almost all the women will have had some trouble with the bad guys at some point as they move around more looking for a target. Just because they are the minority, they can still become our biggest fear.
I've seen it explained as "you have a bowl with 50 m&ms. Only 5 of them are laced with poison. So why would you be fussy about taking one? 45 will not k**l you."
Load More Replies...Strange... Punch their face is not even an option on the poll. Why?
Neither is “Point and laugh.” This poll had 100% useless options. I don’t wanna do any of those things, and CERTAINLY not be “polite” about it!
Load More Replies...These are always tough for me to read. The stupidity just hurts.
Fortunately I live in a blue state. So I don't run into misogyny this horrific very often.
Load More Replies...Trying to explain to men - most of whom are genuinely not like this - why it such a big problem for most women. Imagine a room with 50 women and 50 men. Only 2 of the men are misogynists. Give them a whole day to interact, almost all the women will have had some trouble with the bad guys at some point as they move around more looking for a target. Just because they are the minority, they can still become our biggest fear.
I've seen it explained as "you have a bowl with 50 m&ms. Only 5 of them are laced with poison. So why would you be fussy about taking one? 45 will not k**l you."
Load More Replies...Strange... Punch their face is not even an option on the poll. Why?
Neither is “Point and laugh.” This poll had 100% useless options. I don’t wanna do any of those things, and CERTAINLY not be “polite” about it!
Load More Replies...These are always tough for me to read. The stupidity just hurts.
Fortunately I live in a blue state. So I don't run into misogyny this horrific very often.
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