50 Times People With No Kids Had Something Sassy To Say

This needs to be at the top. I never even realized this before but this is so important.

Chosen families are valid too!!!

Kudos! That is the cutest costume and child I have ever seen.

Tbh I don’t want kids they are loud and messy and I don’t want to procreate please don’t downvote.

Or children running on the same spot all day long.

They should be the one putting the dollar in!

Not to mention infertility is a thing, trauma is a thing, mental and physical health issues that are passed down are a thing. There are so many reasons someone might be childless and it isn't your business

Amen to that.

Yes... that's all we want. if we feel like having a kid, we'll borrow a nephew or niece for a week just to get it out of our system

I refer to my human kids as "skin babies" all the time. They think it's hilarious. They also call our cats their brothers and sister

children are EXPENSIVE, it's beyond me to think that people have more than one of them. AND you have to keep spending to care and nurture them until they are matured and ready for the world on their own. based on the culture you are raised from, that could range from 18y or until they have a stable job and/or married themselves.

Plus tattoos don't cry!

and all the people in the restaurant also trying to have a nice meal.....

*cheers with wine glass of grape juice* (Underage)

Priorities.

That's my favourite!

Ha, ha, ha! God, that's too funny.

Yes!! I never understand this. I once literally had a woman tell me I needed to have kids as soon as possible, then she spent the next ten minutes moaning about her kids and how she wished she'd never had them?! I thought that was pretty....weird.

YES

As a childless/free/whatever woman who used to work 60-hour weeks until the pandemic hit, I’m gonna vote no.

This should be higher, it's so accurate xD

🍼👶🏽=😭

I consider my friends as my family, and I certainly don't plan on having children with them.

That was always what I said when I handed back my nieces and nephews to their parents.

Oooh yes, I get this a lot. Tattoos, no kids... It feels like it's open season on my life sometimes 😬

Plus when you realize nobody is actively destroying your house, you don't have to waste time/money on food they won't eat, & that you can own even mildly delicate things without fear.

Or working retail and seeing those little crotch goblins screaming and throwing s**t everywhere. I actually feel my ovaries shrivel up when I witness this.

Ha! My ex-wife did this at a gathering of my family once. No one ever handed her a baby again.

if they're under 12mth, or you are telling your doctor of their age, it's acceptable to go by months. over a year old, please just say the years.

I love that the person who posted this is using an avatar of Princess Caroline, a character whose major arc on the show "BoJack Horseman" is that she really REALLY wants to have a kid.

Let’s apply that to commited couples who are not married. A lot of people in our generation doesn’t marry, at least in Europe.

I mean they're not wrong, the pictures are very baby

Actually, that sounds great.

Hell yes, keep doing you Auntie Shark!!

nosey coworker; "hey when are you gonna marry and have kids? why not? it's worth it, TRUST ME!". also nosey coworker: "YOU wouldn't know, having kids means you no longer have time for yourself, let alone sleep undisturbed."

4 kids and slept in until 9am, it's not al bad 🤣🤣

Every choice is nice, when it's a choice :)

I love this saying. For years, I've had to put up with: "When are you going to have kids?", "You're not?", "Why not? You'd be a great mom", "What's wrong with you?", "Everyone has children", and "You must be the most selfish person on earth". Nope, I'm just self-aware.

Yes it's selfish not to create something that you parade around for attention and gifts, and stealing people's free time.

I AM THE LAST OF MY TRIBE

Day care costs $12000 a year for one kid....kids cost WAY more than $15000

hey, this is a future I'm working on to make it a reality!

Hey - I enjoyed "Zootopia" every single f***ing time.

This is SO annoying. I was told this so many times ! I wanted to be sterilised in my 30's, but they wouldn't do it, as I "might change my mind, as I had just gotten married". Never mind that we were both 37 and had never wanted children !! So I just kept taking the pill constantly so I wouldn't have a period, couldn't bear them !

Humans are such a bad design... now I understand villains in movies trying to change humans to lizards or something

No, I'm hungry

What imbecile is trying to save their marriage by having kids?! That's probably the biggest challenge for any relationship and even the great ones don't always survive the transition of become parents.

LOL!

Yeah, that's right. I'm the cool aunt, not the nagging parent.

I know what you mean. I like to tuck my cats into bed at night.

Or you can always get a cat. That way you can have company, but they, like you are independent!

I wasn't allowed to touch the football in highschool as I had a "fumbling" problem...but sure I'll hold your spawn...

25 is too young. People encouraging you to have kids when you’re still basically a kid, only do it because misery loves company.

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KITTENS!!

I think “most women” is a stretch

Lmaooo that’s cold but true

Ah yes, the sacred Costco membership

Read this is as my kid literally asked me "do you have any gum in your bag?" I think BP is screwing with me!! Lol!!

Only if you’re not middle eastern. I’ve literally never EVER not been pulled for second screening since 9/11. Not even on domestic flights.

This would save so much judicial time.

ahahaha. They made way for the rise of pet and plant parents.

Good idea.

And always white couples too. We rarely (if ever) see brown couples cooing over their baby. I wonder why...? (Answer: subtle racism that white babies are precious, but brown ones are not)

AAAAAAHHH A CHILD 😱

I did this to my parents as a kid because I kept feeling the seam inside my socks pressing against my toes. I think most socks now are made without the seam there.

If only! There's still daily life dragging us down.