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People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.

#1

Name That Death Megatron 300

Name That Death Megatron 300

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Flowers
Community Member
5 years ago

As a former meteorologist I wholeheartedly agree!

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    #2

    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

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    #3

    Griefcase

    Griefcase

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wil start using this

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    #4

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.

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    #5

    Soak It In Olive Oil

    Soak It In Olive Oil

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sad thing is that they will never get to the olive oil part.

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    #6

    He’s My Biological Dog

    He’s My Biological Dog

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm gonna use this with my cat. Lol

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    #7

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

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    IFXO
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Brad! I is disappointed in you...

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    #8

    Marked Slices Of Tree

    Marked Slices Of Tree

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.

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    #9

    No No, He's Got A Point

    No No, He's Got A Point

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    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sex offenders should never be released.

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    #10

    Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

    Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

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    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yes

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    #11

    Lesbians To The Rescue

    Lesbians To The Rescue

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lesbians to the rescue. I'd watch that show

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    #12

    We Drove Out The Lubrication

    We Drove Out The Lubrication

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    For some, it’s the same thing

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    #13

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

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    KJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bitey McBiteface.

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    #14

    Happens To The Best Of Us

    Happens To The Best Of Us

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    they get cold feet

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    #15

    Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

    Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sing Easy..

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    #16

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

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    qwerty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why...why can I relate?

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    #17

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

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    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Whoa

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    #18

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

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    A B C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At what point in time this self-deprecation has become mainstream in the internet, and why?

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    #19

    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.

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    #20

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

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    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.

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    #21

    “Festering...”

    “Festering...”

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yep that's republicans

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    #22

    I Am Chorizo

    I Am Chorizo

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    witchling
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I actually choked on my own spit laughing at this one.

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    #23

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh. I'll have to remember that one.

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    #24

    Floppy Discs

    Floppy Discs

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really

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    #25

    World Changer

    World Changer

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    A B C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's kinda the same with car rides, except for the windows.

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    #26

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ugh, Dave the snitch

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    #27

    Crotch Fruit Employees

    Crotch Fruit Employees

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    y'all gots some kids y'all can use to gets y'all some stuffs whens y'alls wants some stuffs?!?!?! ...like really. I can't stand reading that s**t.

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    #28

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    no ive blown many types of bean up in the microwave by accident , if you're after a big mess go with beans

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    #29

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes, yes they are.

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    #30

    Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

    Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

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    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's the new "smell ya later".

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    #31

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    See also: Normal Feminism or Circe wearing Groucho Glasses?

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    #32

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    but its a cute potato

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    #33

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Awww, spidey boi be the best room mates. Gets rid of bugs and adorns the place with lacey goodness

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    #34

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

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    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They suck you in, those furry wee bastards. Masters of manipulation.

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    #35

    The Eyebrow Spectrum

    The Eyebrow Spectrum

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    how are your eyebrows?

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    #36

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Thought you had some powerful, time machine weed. Oh, would that there was such magic in the world. But I dream.

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    #37

    Julius In The Coolius

    Julius In The Coolius

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    Dhukath
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nero under zero!

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    #38

    You Are One Of My Sims

    You Are One Of My Sims

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    DON'T USE THE POOL!!

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    #39

    Wiggles Concert

    Wiggles Concert

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    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    why not take your progeny to italy? they only like spaghetti anyway

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    #40

    Whatever Works

    Whatever Works

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    isn't that the way to eat steak?

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    #41

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This Generation's Robber Barrons

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    #42

    Anon Knows The English Language

    Anon Knows The English Language

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There's definitely a chance..

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    #43

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seriously, what where they thinking before?

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    #44

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    on the other hand, Chewbacca is thicc

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    #45

    Cool Sport Rush

    Cool Sport Rush

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Reminds me of the lady from a few months ago that didn't want to smell like lavender, and instead wanted to smell like Eagle Claw Mountain or something

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    #46

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

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    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Crikey! Have a look at this little ripper, isn’t she a beaut?! You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny. Give her plenty of space and she’ll be right.

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    #47

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

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    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have the vision of an old fashioned british cottage, where there is a house with a polished brass sign saying "HORSE TAYLOR"

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    #48

    Life Pro Tip

    Life Pro Tip

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    #49

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm the generic farm in the background where the tornado starts.

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    #50

    Snarrot

    Snarrot

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    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, a cake

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    #51

    Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

    Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

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    Erizzle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This needs to be higher. 🤣

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    #52

    If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

    If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I LITERALLY SNORTED

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    #53

    Huh?

    Huh?

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If the Feds could do this w beer America would already be at 100%

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    #54

    Not A Squirrel

    Not A Squirrel

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    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or for shits and giggles just yell "SQUIRREL"

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    #55

    Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

    Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *china laughs in coal power*

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    #56

    "Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

    "Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    He's not wrong.

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    #57

    American Horse Pirates

    American Horse Pirates

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    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm calling them this from now on. Rebranding!

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    #58

    “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

    “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The seed is strong.

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    #59

    Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

    Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've said all those in one breath

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    #60

    Some Day

    Some Day

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    kristy sickles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate how much I can relate to this...

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    #61

    Birds

    Birds

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    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    gay ostriches

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    #62

    Cursed Kebab

    Cursed Kebab

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    Clandestine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    scoliosis? My sister has some for scoliosis.

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    #63

    Magic Skeleton

    Magic Skeleton

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    didn't expect motivation among the wondrous gobbledegook in this article but thank you

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    #64

    I Love Biology Facts

    I Love Biology Facts

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This rule is only true for land predators. Most fish and birds have eyes facing to the sides, because they have to navigate through a 3 dimensional medium.

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    #65

    Translation Please

    Translation Please

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    Ben Stubbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good moaning x

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    #66

    The Wet World Is A Bad Place

    The Wet World Is A Bad Place

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    After the shower: damn this sucks

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    #67

    He Should At Least Be Vibing

    He Should At Least Be Vibing

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    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    tru dat

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    #68

    A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

    A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😂😂😂

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    #69

    Steve Irwin’s Wario

    Steve Irwin’s Wario

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    you can't describe them better than that

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    #70

    Mainstream Consonants Ugh

    Mainstream Consonants Ugh

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    somehow i understand this

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    #71

    Escape Proof Wiener Bun

    Escape Proof Wiener Bun

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    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Can you imagine this little cutie running off to grab his hotdog bun because he knows he needs it to go outside? Middle of the night "Mom I gotta potty!" *drops costume on your face* OMG that's adorable!

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    #72

    Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

    Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Millennial culture is also knowing that the scientist is the monster.

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    #73

    When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

    When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You realise that this makes just as much sense as the human version of capitalism.

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    #74

    We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

    We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ...Link?

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    #75

    Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

    Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ahhh bacteria baubles

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    #76

    Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

    Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is the ending earth deserves.

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    #77

    “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

    “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

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    WeirdNerdGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Their legs be looooong tho

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    #78

    It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

    It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

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    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's not quick, easy or free when the closest river is 5km away.

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    #79

    Gay Insider Trading

    Gay Insider Trading

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    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I was thinking about this exact tweet yesterday 😂

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    #80

    Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

    Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Your burgeoning existential crisis has moved me. Go forth and meltify.

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    #81

    "Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

    "Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

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    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why am I trying to sing this?

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    #82

    I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

    I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love me (chicken) tender.... love me sweet

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    #83

    Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

    Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

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    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That movie already excist. Interview with the Vampire

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    #84

    In The History Of Children

    In The History Of Children

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    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And yet it turns out children have been about 10000% better at following the rules and minimizing the spread of covid than adults.

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    #85

    “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

    “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Let's immortalize this, boys.

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    #86

    Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

    Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Prepare for the first Drive-By Rickroll.

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    #87

    Jenga Tower Of Blood

    Jenga Tower Of Blood

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    Adam
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But if you fall you don't explode in a mass of flesh and bone

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    #88

    Virtual Cowboy

    Virtual Cowboy

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    ThatGuv
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My horse is named Swamp Donkey

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    #89

    Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

    Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I laughed way too hard at this!

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    #90

    Dog Villains

    Dog Villains

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The one in purple is the meanest one, and she is the big sister of the other one who is less evil but who obeys because he is wary of her.

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    #91

    Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

    Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This just became the explanation for all my bad choices.

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    #92

    Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

    Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

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    kristy sickles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I worked at a restaurant and DMX came in one day and bought a Heineken and a burger I personally cooked for him and he ordered another one to go and gave me a hug so I guess he liked it lol. He was very nice and yes I kept that beer bottle! RIP my friend!

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    #93

    Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

    Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    he looks like he drives the hillbilly mothership

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    #94

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm not gonna lie: that took a few re-reads.

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    #95

    My Fart Is On The Floor

    My Fart Is On The Floor

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    Tiny3000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok ok, HOW can u have a fart on the floor?

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    #96

    A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

    A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have Elvis pez dispensers in unopened boxes that are 33 years old. Someone offered 800$ for them. I have 3. I did not know there was a pez community but now I must be a member

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    #97

    Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

    Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And then you have the honey badger - mostly in Africa - who scares lions.

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    #98

    Very Specific

    Very Specific

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    Mac
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is so f*****g funny oh my god the last part😂

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    #99

    How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

    How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Your thoughts are in comic sans" is lowkey a good burn

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    #100

    Horseback Jesus

    Horseback Jesus

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    A B C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Haha yeah, in my hometown in the early 2ks, that was the "a*sf**k guy". It was a hobo, probably with some sort of mental deficit, just rambling around town yelling stuff about a*sf**king all day long.

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    #101

    Primitive Urges

    Primitive Urges

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I have a pond with tadpoles in my backyard... I am having weird urges right now...

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    #102

    Yogurt

    Yogurt

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    qwerty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    George Bush during and after presidency.

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    #103

    "The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

    "The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

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    #104

    I’m An Asparagus

    I’m An Asparagus

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    Gay_Forg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same

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    #105

    Hmmm Yes

    Hmmm Yes

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    To be fair, when you leave the house it gets awfully peopley.

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    #106

    Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

    Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

    Devioustuna247 Report

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    that went in a different direction than i thought it would

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    #107

    The Vegans Of Gaming

    The Vegans Of Gaming

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I want to see his gaming pc then.

    #108

    My Elementary School Locker Combination

    My Elementary School Locker Combination

    lord_tachanka43 Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What is adderall and what does it do?

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    #109

    Wrestling With A Bobcat

    Wrestling With A Bobcat

    megahornet Report

    Charity Amante
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Like having to pee when you've been swimming- pulling up the ole one piece is torture

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    #110

    Emergency Hotdog

    Emergency Hotdog

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    not a bad idea tbh

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    #111

    It’s Time To Kill Space

    It’s Time To Kill Space

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *sad space sphere sounds*

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    #112

    He Ain't Wrong

    He Ain't Wrong

    Briskey Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I never understood why the Americans started using "daddy" in a sexual way. That's beyond me

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    #113

    If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

    If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

    Juj_88 Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Thats how they bait the trap for murder mittens and bitey teeth.

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    #114

    Moon’s Haunted

    Moon’s Haunted

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    A B C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, that seems to be the US way of solving things. Just bring guns.

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    #115

    Hottie Hot Take

    Hottie Hot Take

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    Rita Shapiro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Where do the multitaskers go? I suppose if we adopted your new system they could commandeer the specially-marked mandatory trans bathrooms in Alabama, but that's too far to drive for most of us.

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    #116

    Get Down Jeezy Boy

    Get Down Jeezy Boy

    TtTwichy21 Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *I shall not laugh, I must not laugh, I cannot laugh* *snorts*

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    #117

    Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

    Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Milk cartons have a use!

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    #118

    Inspiration : 100

    Inspiration : 100

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oof 🤣

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    #119

    Well That’s A Pivot

    Well That’s A Pivot

    napqueen1 Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow she doesn't do things by halves.

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    #120

    Circumcise Me, Captain!

    Circumcise Me, Captain!

    bitchyswiftie Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It’s so hard not to react to those little gems, once you do, you have lost years of hard won ground

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    #121

    Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

    Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Luigi was only necessary for Waluigi's generation. Now the ritual is complete.

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    #122

    Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

    Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Makes a note to come back to life as a high AF cockney eel

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    #123

    See Ya Later

    See Ya Later

    harrygill1991 Report

    Loralie Chase
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes they get late night cravings so they do school work

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    #124

    Makeup Brand New Lexicon

    Makeup Brand New Lexicon

    NuclearDawa Report

    Jelly the Bean
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oooookay then

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    #125

    When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

    When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

    ThisIsOmeySalvi Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Turtle sang in Three Amigos, turtle gonna sing in real life.

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    #126

    Don’t Be A Fool

    Don’t Be A Fool

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    K Killian
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Time for Seth Rogen to make another animated flick.

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    #127

    Diet Autism

    Diet Autism

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    Abnus
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lmao

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    #128

    Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

    Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

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    Amelie C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Stay calmer if you want to harm a llama- call a llama farmer!

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    #129

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

    tbonemoe316 Report

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    boyfriend told me "You're not beautiful, but your cute. That's great! Beauty fades, but cute is forever."

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    #130

    Y'all Ever Just...

    Y'all Ever Just...

    genius23sarcasm Report

    Az
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Only on Tuesdays

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    #131

    Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

    Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Haven't heard that version, but considering the meaning behind the original, there's no way that song works with "Santa Buddy."

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    #132

    Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

    Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

    wholelottabread Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Do you take it off after the shower or just put on a form fitting shirt and wait for queries?

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    #133

    Icy

    Icy

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    A B C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    As someone who uses both, men's deodorant doesnt' last any longer.

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    #134

    This Scholarly Film Reviewer

    This Scholarly Film Reviewer

    ChrisMMatthews Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Every Pixar Mom is built like a BelAZ.

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    #135

    Checkmate, Aethiesm

    Checkmate, Aethiesm

    Shorya12 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fits just as well around the body of a cobra. There's even room for two hands. Go with God.

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    #136

    Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

    Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

    Sleuthin___ Report

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    #137

    I Want To Move To New Jersey

    I Want To Move To New Jersey

    A_Mei_Zing39 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What's wrong with the old one? This is a terrible throw-away society!

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