‘Tragedeigh’: 128 Painfully Bad Names Parents Decided Were Perfect For Their Offspring (New Pics)

I love it when companies have awesome social media people. It's hysterical watching them roast people.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Legend

Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is kinda badass.

You see Crimson, I see a Crime Scene.

Ee Ay Ee Ay Oh

🤣🤣😭😭😭

Zhyngl Bellz

That's clever! 😂

Made me lol

In an old school way this is correct - Ashley, would be the male spelling and Ashleigh the female.

Oral-ly…?

May Le'4che be with you!

Don't you know? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdaigh, Thursday, Friday

I have no words

A wonderful Welsh name! /s

Is there a joint in that bag?

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE PLEASEEEE

leaving the country is the only option

There are so many things wrong with this photo, more than just the names

So this is where they're getting them.

They should start saving for therapy early

Imagine having to find a theta every time you type your name.

"Classy and Christian." Saint Heyleeigh was always my favorite person in the Bible.

Plural or singular? (lol, like it matters)

Bro’s parents just rewrote child abuse laws in her country

Techno Mechanicus sounds like a rock band name, not a baby name

James. Go with James.

If you wreck the air blame it on the dawg.

Remember how exciting it was when you were a kid to spin the display stand hoping to find your name on a tacky keychain or bracelet? ...these kids will never know that feeling.

Brother Fghij had no comment.

My mom's friend is called Retilda and I promise she was there way before Reddit or the Internet 😂

"Aw, you're baby's cute! What's her name?" "Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Maybelline 🤷‍♀️"

At least she’s not actually naming her baby omelette… right?

I guess Anchor must be a drag to have around. Poor kid.

Dying to meet you.

Um, what's the name?

Isn't there confusion between Xale and Xael? Though I suppose that's the least of their worries.

Frodo Solo approves

Why not just Andrew? Then you can nickname it Drew and it sounds the same

And her second son is called Myst-O-Genys

That paragraph is just looking like a cat danced on the keyboard. I've got a headache now.

I thought "Line Monitor" was the name & after this thread didn't bat an eyelid

Quortneigh

Foreshadowing?

if I were you, I’d be having cardiac arrest too

Is that supposed to be pronounced ‘Tony’? Tragedeigh indeed

I blame it on password security issues and having to create random passwords so often nowadays.

inspired by outdoors nothing they named there baby after a mortal kombat character

i swear some people think they are naming WWE wrestlers rather than babies

It's snowing outside, it's a bit Cheelee out there.

Chase got lucky.

Gottogethymol.

You made it through this hellhole, a true accomplishment, brave panda

Pooter butt?!

Pronouns (one word fella) are the least of your worries

I'm betting the Raige is when Dad plays Madden. I'll see myself out.

The board with all the photos is pretty cute though

That's actually the standard short form of Christian in several parts of Germany. Spelling might look weird to English speakers but it follows standard German spelling rules. Probably a tourist who didn't even think about what it might look like abroad.

These names aren't terrible compared to most of this list but I am DYING at Locke-Locke

America grates again.