“My Therapist Says”: 50 Relatable Memes From The Legendary Instagram Account (New Pics)

Every day

So often

I'm also going to overthink my response..

Procrastinate. Check!

Adulting sucks. Hard.

why i got off facebook lol

Fr

Same.

Definitely!

That’s amazing

Definitely relatable!

Two weeks...? Rather two months, sigh 😔

It was just a once off. Never going to happen like that again.

😂🤣

And I’m just as cranky the next day if I stay up later than that.

That sums up my life.

And on a Monday so I haven't done ANY work that week!

Like some sort of sociopath

Me all the time aha

That's why I'm here instead of doing the thing I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Dread first thing in the morning, hyperfixation a quarter of the way in, dying after getting off work.

I think most people could learn to work at an even, steady pace but those of us who do the “frenzied hyperworkmode” thing are a bit masochistic and get off on the rush of juuuuust beating a deadline.

Isn't that everone? Lol

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A classic ADHD trait. This is me all the way.

🙋

ADD? I'm guessing maybe by Frenzied hyperworkmode, you mean hyperfocus?

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This isn’t normal?!

Not having to leave the house is heaven to me.

don't forget about the 3 people watching you do 2 jobs

I stop at 69 so that at last i get some too.

If you don't show up with a gift, you are toast...I mean she just told you how much she loves you and so...

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That's what best friends are for and also getting you home safe after you've had a few

Please say you're actually going.

Shhh… that’s a secret. Don’t go blabbing it everywhere!!

When Joh Bjelke-Peterson used his catchphrase "don't you worry about that", he was giving himself advice.

Mine is not having back pain.

When people ask me if I have plans for the weekend. You tell me first and then I'll decide if I have plans. Maybe my plan is to just sit with my cat and do nothing

Legitimate priorities.

Frequently

I'll go to sleep as soon as I'm done with this episode/level/chapter... will I have to watch/play/read the next cuz I can't sleep not knowing

Where did you find that photograph?

I got off social media, all my burned brideges stay smoldering.

Haha....YES!

Everyday

Same

Winter it is too cold and miserable to go out. Summer it is too sunny and sun is bad for my youthful skin

Yep. That's the look.

It hits hard when you have to pick your birth year from a scroll list.

Let's make it yearly and all year.

Thankfully I'm as far in my profession as I want to go so I can go eat Pizza in the woods

🤔

This picture is so relatable

I wish that was today but my dog won't let me sleep in

That’s sexy.

Don't everyone panic at once..... we'll take shifts...

I wish I could just have that extra hour to mentally prepare 😭

Same

69th upvote. Nice

And then it gets too awkward to ask again!

yes

If I ate right and took care of my body and got extensive plastic surgery and hair implants and lots of expensive dental work -- women would still take one look at me and go, "Ewww, get the F--- away from me, loser."