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No i refuse to lower my snackspectations so I just close the fridge and then go back an hour later when I’m so hungry I can’t function and expect there to be different items in the fridge this time.

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Snackspectations is my new favourite word

Always have some pickles. Not the world's greatest snack but cheap and long lasting. Generally, don't binge eat a jar of pickles.

I’ve actually had this as a snack before 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love a pinch of parmesan cheese! Sometimes a pickle or pickled jalapeno

I always have good snacks cuz I’m rich. My butler fills up the fridge trice a day and readies my space ship so I can fly to sun every night with my good old friend Elvis.

I prefer the Hawaiian hamburger bun

But I keep going back to the same refrigerator every hour, just to see if anything has changed in there. Like maybe some chocolate cake just happened to drop out of the sky, in the last 45 minutes.

So relatable

✨snackspectations✨

A slice of sandwich meat with mustard on it. Started that habit over 10 years ago and going strong. 😂

or suddenly you are cooking that single-mug thing you saw on a reel and you end up eating a charred "brownie" that tastes like salt and burnt toast.

My depression meal is having a single slice of stale bread, not even toasted.

Last week I microwaved a tin of sweetcorn (in a mug, not a tin) with the intent of adding the last of the cheese, but the last of the cheese turned out to have been the previous days snacky snack

Wanna hear a super sad story? I grew believing that adults were perfect and never made mistakes because that's who my mother was. Little did I know that she was a liar, mean, manipulative, negative and so on. 38 years old now, still can't seem to undo the damage she caused me. I still believe that adults should be good people. Every day I'm humbled and reminded otherwise every day. Thanks mom for the permanent disappointment.

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"Snackspectations" wherein Pip, a young man of humble beginnings eats the crumbs of ancient wedding cake because there were no cheese slices and not a random grape nor any kind of small soft fruit to be found.

Me eating three crackers and a banana because we had no snacks at home.

Not in the last two hours. I made some popcorn so I'm chill for now...

Wait you actually find food?

Pretty much every day 😂

All. Of. The time.

Croutons.... the go to snack when there is nothing good left

I usually just grab deli meat and munch on it

Or some dry honey-nut cheerios.

Yes I always do this

Thank you for reminding me I have grapes in the fridge

Been.

Throw some cashews in the mix and that's my dinner most nights!

Mmmmm, glass of milk......

been there done that....a lot....

Or a single pickle wrapped in a slice of ham or cheese!

Haha yes...

In my diabetes eval, my endocrinologist asked if my evening snacking was hunger or boredom. Nailed it.

Cheese and grapes? That's high living over there.

OMG all the time!

Um, do you have cameras set up in my kitchen?!?

and a baby carrot that liberated itself from the bag.

don't we all?

Yeah it happens quite often.