For some people, Valentine’s Day is a serious occasion full of dreams about fairytale-like romance, receiving dozens of roses, and going on moonlit rides in horse-drawn carriages. Others ignore February 14 completely, seeing it as a way to sell cheesy cards and overprized boxes of chocolate. And then there are true legends who use the opportunity to make their partners laugh harder than they have all year!
Today, we’re paying homage to these masters of comedy. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, most creative, and unique Valentine’s Day gifts and cards that people have ever given the love of their lives. You can’t understate how awesome these are—some of them had us laughing louder than we would’ve liked. Check out the very best ones below, and remember to upvote your faves.
After you’ve enjoyed this list, you can find our earlier article about genius Valentine’s Day gift and card ideas right over here.
Meanwhile, don’t miss out on our interview about witty cards and the most essential things to remember when giving gifts with Ariane Sherine, a comedy writer, music producer, and the author of 'The How of Happy.’ You’ll find her insights as you read on.
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My Girlfriend Got Me This Awesome Shirt For Valentine's Day But When I Laid It Down To Take A Picture, Our Cat Sat On The Word "Dad" Making The Shirt Just Say "Best Cat Ever"
This cat knows how to pose. Cat is just reminding you every day is about the cat.
My GF Got Me This Card On Valentineās Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially āDating.ā It Still Makes Me Smile
A Valentine's Day Card I Made When I Was 5
Made This Card For My Valentine This Year
I Got My Wife This Painting Of Me As A Pinup For Valentineās Day
When You Find The Perfect Valentine's Day Card, And So Does He
For Valentine's Day I Made My Parents Salt And Pepper Shakers Of Their Faces
Woof
Grey and happy valentine's day, it rhymes! Hahahah!
My Niece's Non-Traditional Valentine's Day Card
Grass is also green, except in fall and winter when it turns yellow-brown.
My Wife Made Me A Cake For Valentine's Day
My Wife Spent Two Months Making This For Me For Valentine's Day
Every Valentine's Day, My Parents Have An Argument About Whether This Is Lazy Or Romantic: My Dad's Been Using The Same Card For Every Holiday Since I Was In Middle School
Family running jokes are the best kind. (as long as they're funny to everyone)
My Husband Is Going To Love His Valentine's Day Surprise
My Dad Accidentally Bought A Same Gender Valentineās Day Card And Instead Of Getting Another Card, He Drew A Little Beard On One Of The Women
My Wife Hates This Picture Of Me, So Naturally I Made It Into A Blanket For Her As A Valentineās Gift
My Friend Was Just Cheated On. This Is The Valentine's Day Card She's Sending Her Ex
I need this card.... it reminds me of a sign I saw in Goodwill once, " Dear Karma, I think you missed a few. Here's a list"
The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband
Valentine's Day Card From A Student
Handmade Valentine's Day Card
My Boyfriendās Note With His Valentine's Day Flower Delivery Today
My Girlfriend Knows I Have A Sweet Tooth
My Wife Teaches 2nd Grade, This Was Simply Her Favorite Valentine's Day Gift From One Of Her Students
I Have To Admit We Did Drink One Bottle, But There Were 2 And He Made Like 100 More Of The Stickers
I May Be Single, But My Sister Sent Me A Pretty Awesome "Broquet" For Valentine's Day
Best Card To Give My Husband On Our First Valentine's Day As A Married Couple
Valentine's Day Card From My Wife. That's A Strong Love
I'm not a hobbit, but I still love my second breakfast, and then brunch, then lunch, then sometime, and afternoon snack before dinner
No One Does Valentine's Day Like First Graders
"Do you like hugs or kisses from your family? Explain why using complete sentences below!"
"I like kisses more because when somwon kisses me I feel litle pices of love driping into my heart"
Found This Card In A Local Charity Shop. Keeping It For Valentine's Day. The Oldies Amongst You Will Smile
I love Black Adder, especially the last series. I always cry at the end though
8 Years Ago I Horribly Photoshopped Our Family On A Mug To Make My Wife Laugh After A Hard Week. It Delivered On Valentine's Day, So We Turned It Into A Yearly Tradition
I Bring You Love - Happy Valentineās Day
My Boyfriend Doesn't Want Anything For Valentine's Day, But I Think I've Found The Perfect Gift
Sister's Gift To Her Husband
Valentine's Meat Tray For One
You Know It's Meant To Be When You Both Buy The Same Comically Offensive Valentine's Card For Each Other
Lol that when you know you been married for awhile lol when you can comfortably talk about these things .......
When Your Wife Loves The Dog More Than You, This Is Your Valentine's Gift
Made My Significant Other A Valentine's Day Card
Made My GF A Valentineās Day Card
Men Deserve Flowers Too, So I Made My BF His Special Bouquet For Valentine's Day
I Got The Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever. Cross Stitching Is Finally Being Used For Good
The Valentine's Card My Girlfriend Made For Me
Gonna Surprise The Wife With Some Flours For Valentine's Day
Take Note Boys, This Is How You Do Valentine's Day Right
Wish I Could Have Gotten A Valentine's Day Card Like This
Asked The Florist To Write About Our Last Valentine's Day As Unmarried Couple. They Sent A Different Message
My Valentine's Day Card From My Wife
This Valentineās Day Card Spotted By The Husband Today
My GF Hinted She Wants A Teddy Bear For Valentine's Day. I Hope She Likes It
It's a Fuggler! (Supposedly that's short for 'funny ugly monster' but who do they even think they're fooling?). I found one leering at me from a shelf in Kmart one day, where someone had dumped it after inexplicably changing their mind. He's sitting on my pillow now, and he's still leering.
Made My Boyfriend The Dumbest Thing I Could Think Of For Valentine's Day
I love this. Pick one of the worst "romantic" movie scenes ever and make a piece of decor. Great Tatooine background though.
Girlfriend Made Me This Card For Valentine's Day
Gift Idea For Singles On Valentine's Day
I have one of those! It's so tiny it can't sit flat on the stove.
My Girlfriend Says This Sums Up Our Relationship In One Valentine's Day Card
This is way both and my husband are. We both name places off to each other but I'm aways trying to get him to choose a place he wants.
My Valentine's Day Gift To My Boyfriend
I Made A Valentine's Day Card For My Boyfriend. He's Completely In Love With It. Acceptable
Happy Valentine's Day
Handmade Card For My Husband
Super Inspiring Valentine's Day Gift From My Daughter
Sometimes, the kids are right.... maybe it is time to give up
My Awesome Valentine From My Even Awesomer Girlfriend
My Long Distance Girlfriend And I Had To Celebrate Valentine's Day Early. She Did Not Disappoint
My Wife Gave Me This Card Today. I Think I'm The One On The Left. Not Sure Which One Is She
Got A Little Too Excited And Gave My Wife Her Valentineās Day Cake Early
"Hey baby, is your heart made of copper wire? Cuz I'm gonna steal it"
The Card My Wife Gave Me For Valentine's Day. So Much Love
I Got My Girlfriend A Blanket Of My Face For Valentine's Day. It Looks A Little Off When It's Not Laying Flat
I Think I Aced Valentine's Day
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the Adam Levine memes???
Valentine's Card I Bought For My Wife
I Got The Lady Some Special Flowers For Valentine's Day
The Valentine's Gift I Ordered For My Girlfriend Finally Arrived
My Only Valentine's Card Is From Currys PC World
My Homemade Valentineās Day Card
Nothing Says Romance Like Sorting Through Four Jugs Of UTZ Pub Mix For Your Wife's Valentine's Day Present
Now that's love. I'd be in heaven if someone did that with the Melba toast pieces for me
My Wife Made My Valentine's Day Card From Scratch
Pumped About The "Broquet" I Made My Boyfriend For Valentine's Day
The Only Problem Is My Name Would Appear On Every Page
My Girlfriend Gave Me My Valentine's Day Card
Fun fact, about 50 people per year actually get lost inside IKEA
Valentine's Gift To Wife Obsessed With Leggings. That's My Face
At least he's smart enough to aim the nose away from the fart launcher.
My Wife Made Me The Best "Bouquet Of Flowers" For Valentine's Day
Kakuzu Valentine's Day Card I Made For My Man
Very cute and definitely not terrifying in any way. Absolutely... adorable?
A Valentine's Day Card - She Was Not Impressed
Handmade Game Of Thrones Inspired Valentine's Card For My Boyfriend
My Boyfriend Made Me A Lot Of Chocolate For Valentine's Day
My Son Got A Valentineās Day Card From A Girl At School, Itās Sending Mixed Messages
Hubs And I Inadvertently Went With The Same Theme For Valentine's Day Cards
Poor Kevin, he worked all night and it was his family's secret family recipe!
I'm Not Sure If I'm Horrified Or Intrigued. I'll Take Ten
I am intrigued. Unfortunately my local demon slaughtering cave was shut down last summer due to OSHA violations. Apparently it's "unacceptable" and "revolting" and "positively nauseating" to not have have a handrail around the pit of mysterious black goop that smells suspiciously of lint. Like excuse me Debra are we to heave the demons over the great wall of caution every time we want to slaughter them??
The Valentine's Card I Gave My Husband
My Wife Gave Me This Card For Valentine's Day. Late Because Shipping From Etsy Took Longer Than Expected
This Is Either The Best Valentine's Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentine's Day Gift
Valentine's Card From My Girlfriend
Made A Valentine's Day Gift For My BF. Hope He Likes It. (Yes, It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. You thought you were Alone, but Dio's here too
A Valentine's Day Card For My Wife
Got My Girl A Surprise Valentine's Gift. She's Either Gonna Love It Or Hate Me
My money's on hate then love. Or love then hate, depending on the time of the month.
Best Valentine's Day Card Ever
Surprise Valentine's Gift For The Wife. I'm Sure She Will Be Impressed
The Gag Gift Box I Got For My Significant Other's Valentine's Gift
Best Valentine's Gift I've Ever Received
I would love this even more if that was a can of Spagetti-os
My Card To My Girlfriend On Valentine's Day
My Wife's Homemade Valentine's Day Card To Me
My FiancƩe Made Me This Watercolor Valentine's Card
My Hilarious Husband Got Me What Every Girl Wants For Valentine's Day
I Think My Husband Will Love This Year's Valentine's Day Card
Behold, My Valentine's Day Card For My Significant Other, And Yes, I Have Lots Of Time On My Hands
My father is a salesman at a store and he sells people stuff
My Wife's Valentine's Day Card. I Think I'll Put It Away For The Next 18 Years And Then Give It To Her
The Perfect Valentine's Day Card Doesn't Exist
Valentine's Gift To A Friend
Made My Boyfriend This Valentine's Card To Honor One Of Our Favorite Soundbites
Another reminder that one person's awww is another person's ewww. All of those depend on knowing your partner very well. It's a good reminder for everyone that the best valentines gift isn't that what the world agrees on or what's most expensive in the shop, it's the one you know your loved one will enjoy even if it's a card with a weiner dog in a bun. I enjoyed seeing them very much because it was clear they were given between long time couples who found their humour and some common ground. It's a good lesson that every great relationship looks different, because all that matters is making your significant other laugh.
Definitely in the mood of a valentines date this year. A handsome man to sweep me off my feet, or a sweet girl to cuddle up with.
Really hope that you find one 😊. What would be your dream valentines date then? I am terrible at planning so very little forethought goes into mine unfortunately
Load More Replies...Another reminder that one person's awww is another person's ewww. All of those depend on knowing your partner very well. It's a good reminder for everyone that the best valentines gift isn't that what the world agrees on or what's most expensive in the shop, it's the one you know your loved one will enjoy even if it's a card with a weiner dog in a bun. I enjoyed seeing them very much because it was clear they were given between long time couples who found their humour and some common ground. It's a good lesson that every great relationship looks different, because all that matters is making your significant other laugh.
Definitely in the mood of a valentines date this year. A handsome man to sweep me off my feet, or a sweet girl to cuddle up with.
Really hope that you find one 😊. What would be your dream valentines date then? I am terrible at planning so very little forethought goes into mine unfortunately
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