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If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

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Unconventional Valentine's Day card with a humorous message, perfect for unique romantics.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with a humorous to-do list: "14 February, You."

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    Valentine's Day card with humorous text for unconventional romantics in colorful lettering.

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    Valentine's Day card for unconventional romantics, with quirky message beside a striped pencil.

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    Valentine's card with a search bar design, featuring phrases like "You auto-complete me" for unconventional romantics.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with "I Tolerate You" text on a brown paper background.

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    Valentine's Day card with a quirky message for unconventional romantics, surrounded by small red hearts.

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    Valentine's Day card with "You're lucky to have me" message, held against green leaves.

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    Unconventional romantics' Valentine's Day card humorously comparing partner to celebrities with a missing glasses joke.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card showing a messy closet with the text "My side. Your side. Thanks for loving me anyway."

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    Valentine's Day card with a funny illustration of an empty toilet roll and the message "I still love you."

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    Valentine's Day card with quirky message, "I'd let you see my browser history," featuring playful typography.

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    Valentine's Day card featuring socks with sandals illustration and "I'd still love you" text for unconventional romantics.

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    Valentine's Day card with humorous text: "I would press pause on FIFA for you." Perfect for unconventional romantics.

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    Valentine's Day card on wooden logs reads "I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card on brown paper with humorous zombie apocalypse message.

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    Valentine's Day card with humorous, unconventional text about not being creepy.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with humorous message: "You're the reason I get up... just kidding, I have to pee."

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    Valentine's Day card with a wizard and hooded figure, featuring a humorous romantic message.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with cheeky poem on a scroll and a cartoon character holding a quill.

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    Unconventional romantic card with historical painting and humorous love quote.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with "YOU'LL DO" in bold text, showing humor and honesty.

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    Valentine's card with quirky text: "I'd shave my legs for you" on a textured background.

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    Red Valentine's Day card with white text saying "I'm still not sick of you," lying on a wooden surface.

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    Yellow Valentine's Day card with the words "You are the bacon to my eggs" and an egg illustration.

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    Valentine's Day card with quirky text: "It started with a kiss" replaced by "an awkward and slightly drunken look across the bar."

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    Valentine's Day card with a humorous message about having a nice day.

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    Valentine's Day card with "You are my favorite nerd!" and a pink pixel heart design.

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    Valentine's Day card with "You Are Above Average" printed on a brown paper, ideal for unconventional romantics.

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    Valentine's Day card with origami birds and a quirky message, suitable for unconventional romantics.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with a black heart stating "You warm my cold black heart" in a minimalist style.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card featuring a llama wrapped in a blanket with popcorn by a TV.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with humorous message about love and wine.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with a rooster and the word "Nice," next to a pencil on a white background.

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    Valentine's Day card with "I love you more than this" above a smartphone illustration on a textured background.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card expressing love for someone more than pizza.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with humorous message about love and diarrhea, featuring a pink geometric design.

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    Unconventional Valentine's Day card with playful, humorous message in pink.

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    Valentine's Day card with a pizza slice illustration and the message "You're a little slice of heaven."

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    Unconventional romantic Valentine's Day card with humorous text about saving on exfoliating products.

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