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Whether or not you believe in signs from the universe, pandas, you can’t deny that there are signs all around us! Literally, I mean. Just go outside and you’ll see street signs, advertisements, billboards, warnings about road work, sandwich boards outside of shops, “lost cat” flyers and more.

You’ve probably learned how to ignore the vast majority of these signs, as they’re not all relevant to you personally. But you might want to start keeping an eye out for humorous signs, because apparently, there are plenty all over the world! We took a trip to the Funny Signs subreddit and gathered some of their silliest posts down below. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the signs you’d love to encounter in real life!

#1

Grammatically Correct

Grammatically Correct

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Amity
Community Member
2 years ago

I need to sieze this.

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    #2

    I Finally Found It!

    I Finally Found It!

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Next door to the You Decide cafe

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    #3

    If This Ain’t The Truth…

    If This Ain’t The Truth…

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Truth!

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    #4

    Be Positive

    Be Positive

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sometimes its easier to be negative

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    #5

    Most Honest And Heart Warming Sign Ever…

    Most Honest And Heart Warming Sign Ever…

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    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Aren't we all

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    #6

    Just Chill…

    Just Chill…

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Off topic, but their flavor of the day was candied bacon

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    #7

    What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    My brother has one outside his house that says "Live. Laugh. Leave." LOL it fits him to a tee.

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    #8

    That's A Lot Of Butts

    That's A Lot Of Butts

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Brought to you by the Department of Pubic Safety

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    #9

    Italians

    Italians

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    Amity
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    "AHH MAMA MIIIA PUT THE CHEES-A ON THE FOOKING PIZZ-A"

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    #10

    It's Okay To Be Broken

    It's Okay To Be Broken

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Every single time. Just like me.

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    #11

    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The new exhibit 'Surprise Arson' is now showing

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    #12

    Classic Lmao

    Classic Lmao

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Russian roulette brownies

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    #13

    Now Throw Something!

    Now Throw Something!

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Change 'asked' to 'made' and I'll support the sign.

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    #14

    What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Oh my!

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    #15

    More Or Less

    More Or Less

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    People will still get it wrong

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    That's A One Huge Dog

    That's A One Huge Dog

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's what those weird looking mushrooms do when you eat them

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    #17

    Your Parking

    Your Parking

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The fact this person came prepared with printed cards and all

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    #18

    The Real Swim Shady

    The Real Swim Shady

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    🎶 All you other Swim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Swim Shady please blub blub, please blub blub? 🎶

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    #19

    Good Advice

    Good Advice

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Don't be like the person who made the sign, be better

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    #20

    They Got Me

    They Got Me

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For the old guys with bad vision, only to be disappointed and outed as pervs

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    #21

    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    When you have to cause the problem you want to solve

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    #22

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

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    Amity
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm eyeballing that fry in front of the sign with hunger

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    #23

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bullet points would help here

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    #24

    Are You Efforting Enough?

    Are You Efforting Enough?

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It doesn't require effort to the person who doesn't have to do it

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    #25

    You Can’t Miss It

    You Can’t Miss It

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Boss! I didn't miss it!

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    #26

    We All Do 😂😂

    We All Do 😂😂

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Written by a dad

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    #27

    The Shortest Way

    The Shortest Way

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But you'll be burned more than a cremation on the way

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    #28

    Alright I Understand

    Alright I Understand

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is what happens when womens' clothing has no pockets.

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    #29

    Ok No Missiles

    Ok No Missiles

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    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    What about regular (non-nuclear) missiles?

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    #30

    You Do The Math

    You Do The Math

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They haven't decided which day yet. Drive at your own risk

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    #31

    Now The Name Makes Sense

    Now The Name Makes Sense

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    I have a feeling this was staged... 🤔

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    #32

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A little too eager, but at least they're in the right place

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    #33

    How Many Miles Per Gallon?

    How Many Miles Per Gallon?

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    It sure does need parts.

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    #34

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Pay beforehand. Use your head

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    #35

    Unless U Want To Break Ur Bones

    Unless U Want To Break Ur Bones

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    John Cleese, Bureau of Silly Walks.

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    #36

    Nude Sunbathers With Waffles!

    Nude Sunbathers With Waffles!

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I want a waffle! At my age I don't think people want to see me naked, but if that's the price 🤣

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    #37

    Well, What's Yours?

    Well, What's Yours?

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Restraint

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    #38

    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Golf in Iran is serious s**t

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    #39

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If you don't have the ability to buy one of those rubber circles to help open a jar, buy a gym membership instead.

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    #40

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No what drowning, swimming, dying, or what?

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    #41

    At Least They Tried

    At Least They Tried

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I sit with Ukraine.

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    #42

    Why? Just Why?

    Why? Just Why?

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Looks like the grass around the sign post, really doesn't want to reach that dead end and the groundskeeper has much obliged, looks like they have been hanging on for months now.

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    #43

    Aren't We Supposed To?

    Aren't We Supposed To?

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I mean walking into a glass door is totally something I would do tbh...

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    #44

    It’s Fine. Got A Light?

    It’s Fine. Got A Light?

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Snoop Dogg's cruise

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    #45

    Please, No Rushes

    Please, No Rushes

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Being in Alston is a slow, painful death

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    #46

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Unless you want a reason to have a painful surgery

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    #47

    She Must Be Great On The Pole

    She Must Be Great On The Pole

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    Amity
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    better than 20 ladies, 41 legs... ;o

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    #48

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

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    Amity
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cut the box diagonally with a knife, therefore creating plates and slicing the pizza, two birds, one stone

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    #49

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

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    Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Maybe it means no parking in front of the elevator when it's on the parking level.

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    #50

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Poor guy has Tex Avery Syndrome! It's a disease!

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    #51

    How Do I Read This

    How Do I Read This

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    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I mean, the whole premise is "worship me (the right way) or burn in hell for eternity". Kinda scary...

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    #52

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The Grammar Police would like a word with you. You're welcome.

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    #53

    Why No Pie?

    Why No Pie?

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    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    The cake is a lie.

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    #54

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My brother was born on July 4th. I never understood why he got fireworks for his birthday, and I didn't.

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    #55

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nobelium, atomic number 102 km/h, ~65 mph.

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    #56

    Tell Me Why

    Tell Me Why

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Ain't nothin' but a heartache

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    #57

    Wtf Men!!

    Wtf Men!!

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I know ... I see the baby ... but I also see a lady with a duck and a ball, and a lady with a stomach on a table - maybe she's a doctor? I think I need some sleep!

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    #58

    Provocative Sign

    Provocative Sign

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited)

    Wtf? Are you supposed to push or not? And if not, why the big button?

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    #59

    Most Accurate Sign Ever!

    Most Accurate Sign Ever!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Demolition Man (1993) - is that you?

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    #60

    Milk It!!!

    Milk It!!!

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Where do they get the people to be milked?

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    #61

    Who Would Ever Try

    Who Would Ever Try

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No fishing either

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    #62

    Deformed Man Toilet

    Deformed Man Toilet

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    Black Garbage
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    If anyone was wondering, it means “Toilet for the disabled”

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    #63

    Math Is Always A Problem

    Math Is Always A Problem

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    Amity
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *Slow blink* I don't comprehend.

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    #64

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hop, skip, and jump! Do the tango, boot scooting boogie, maybe throw in some interpretive dance routines. And then slowly saunter away. I feel challenged!

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    #65

    ?

    ?

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    I've seen a sign that said, "unaccompanied children will be given a free puppy and an espresso ".

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    #66

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

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    Lee Gilliland
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    2 years ago

    Virginia's new battlefield sign, folks.

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    #67

    Pizza Shop Bathrooms

    Pizza Shop Bathrooms

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    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm still not sure which is which.

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    #68

    As Long As They Are Aware Right, It Always Counts

    As Long As They Are Aware Right, It Always Counts

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    2 years ago

    This is def fake.

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    #69

    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

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    Kalikima
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    2 years ago (edited)

    That looks really fake..

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    #70

    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What kind of fk'd up baby is that? Little midget legs. No wonder why daddy drinks s****y beer

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    #71

    Look Where I Came Today

    Look Where I Came Today

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    Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Edited with white tape.

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