“Millennial Mom” Gets Honest About What Parenting Is Like, Here Are 50 Of Her Best Posts (New Posts)

This statement should have way more upvotes!

Amazing idea

Exactly. It's not 'babysitting' when you watch your own kids, it's simple parenting.

This is the kind of field-testing I want done on all my clothes

true story!

I laughed out loud. If she could clean the coffee from my monitor too, that would be perfect.

Yay for me…

Without complaining? I never had heartburn before my twin foetuses used to share my meals!

To be fair, it's no different in grown ups, no matter the age...

Lucky you, you'll find exotic creatures there.

Ahhhhhh..... the good ole' days!

What k8nd of psichopat friend you have that say no to midnight snack for no reason ?

Yessss sis

Tell her you'll do it again if she doesn't act right

There's a book by Miyabi Kawai with the (translated into English) title "The beach doesn't care if you have a bikini waist". Book is somewhat okay, but the title stuck with me forever. It doesn't matter what shape you are in, just enjoy that time on the beach.

LEZGOOO!!!!! Yeah fück off bullies

I once made homemade macaroni and cheese. The kids sat under the table and cried because it wasn’t Kraft 🤦🏻‍♀️

I have one that just turned 6, it doesn't get better either.

Sorry but what a Waste of Ressources to eat every day from a paper plate instead from Real plate?!!

I feel seen.

My wife says I don't listen to her.......yeah, I'm sure that's what she said......

I've seen the rest of that one I'm pretty sure the kid wanted a Barbie and his parents wouldn't let him play with "girl toys".

That's why wearing masks everywhere we went was really helpful!

Well someone has to eat the rest of the bread...that s**t's expensive!

Yes!

Hahaha! For the last five years my husband's answer to that question is "Fennel gratin" - because i thought, we could try it ... bad idea.

Yeah, like, kudos on vacuuming, but could you first clean the hair out of the sink from shaving for our visitors?

Goldie Hawn was, is and always will be a shining star. I can't bring myself to watch the Overboard remake, because you cannot top perfection. Her relationship with Kurt Russell is serious life goals.

Yes.

Am I the only one who usually knows why my toddlers cry? Like, they rarely start for no reason or because their diapers are full, they have "proper" reasons like, I won't let them take that fist size rock into daycare, or there's no more tomatoes, they only get unreasonable when I know they haven't slept enough or are sick, and that's understandable, isn't it? I still randomly check their diapers, though, because they often won't admit to having p**ped.

You'd get the same answers if they were 19 or 18.

Lmao! That's just about the truth of it!

"Wait, we don't care! We're pro-fetus, not pro-life!" said the Handmaiden ACB and Four-F K.

I sleep tired and i wake up exhausted. Sometimes is the other way around. I'm not procrastinating, I'm waiting to have energy again.

Whoever wrote this does not have kids. Little kids do not notice how much you spent on them, or really comprehend that you made inconvenient choices to make them a priority. They tend to take that for granted. Mostly they remember stupid things like the fact that you gave them an apple three years ago, or that grandma said the F word. They might appreciate that when they are 40, and you're dead, and they are feeling peri-menopausal, but before that, naah.. sorry

You tell 'em, Bea!!!

Except when you are a parent and also do this. Then it is doubly worse. I did this last week.

My face when kids trow paper airplanes for the 1000 time, force me to watch and afterwards explain to me how they did it and how it land.

I have a memory of being told to go to bed at 8pm, and looking out the window seeing all my friends playing roller hockey. Still bitter 30+ years later.

RELATABLE AF

Call it Tik Tak and they will accept you.

Yeah, what's wrong with him? How dare him?

If I had to travel for longer than 2 hours with my kids, I'd put them to sleep in the car (which they loved) and time my departure so we'd arrive about 7 a.m.about when they'd wake up. So the answer to 'Are we there yet? was always 'YES.

Freaking relatable! 🤣

Lol

Me: kids it's sleeping time in 10 minutes. Start organizing the living room. My kids : let's play power rangers and get as wild as we can.

🤣 .....laughing at the size thing, not the Biebs.

What if a parent is an antivaxxer?

Love Ray Liotta. RIP.

What is this from?

Upvote for stranger things :)

Same with partners, right? We should be allowed to mention the problems we have, even if they're not immediately solvable.

Upvoted for Beetlejuice!

Relatable : My 5Y answer to anything I say that she doesn't like is : "YOU ARE MEAN!" (capitalized for volume)... oh honey, if mommy were mean... \_(°~°)_/

Motherhood is like a super cute hostage situation.

Sorry, but I’m SO tired of this meme.

Tell whoever suggested self care "You are so right! You take the kids for the day Saturday, and I'll get me some of that "self care"

Eddieeeeeee

SO MANY TIMES 🤣

Those expressions are priceless 🤣🤣🤣

And insisting that he don't need any help, but because of him we gonna loose the train and consequently the flight, the holidays Tickets and hotel reservations.

This needs to be higher!

Me. I can't resist.