Every parent knows that kids can be truly weird sometimes. And despite their delicate age, some children are surprisingly aware of sneaky manipulation tactics. The combination of two can lead to a bit of a headache for the parent, but more often than not it results in a hearty laugh. As in the case of Kate Bowler, who recently shares a hilarious Twitter thread with her followers where she detailed a series of dialogues she and her 6-year-old had.

Turns out, her son Zach has a habit of uttering pretty interesting things in order to stall his mommy's leaving during bedtime. After a while, Bowler decided to write down what he says and share it with her audience on social media. Unsurprisingly, the hilarious things her little one says quickly garnered attention and received thousands of likes and comments. So scroll down below and check out Zach's brilliantly humorous ideas. Oh, and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Lavender Brown
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. That kid got the perfect comeback. I love this kid.

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Elinore Koenigsfeld
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I did that once, age 5. I just had a feeling that my parents might not appreciate caterpillars as pets, so I put them into a shoe box, made nice big holes for air, and hid it under my bed. Woke up screaming with bugs all over me. Decided not to be a naturalist like Dr. Doolittle. (1950's--the book!)

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Elixir
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same thing as a child. I was a weird child.

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Quinn Adaire
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is like the human manifestation of shower thoughts.

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Phinneaus Ueberall
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I get the suspicion that he brought in a raccoon and hid it

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Quinn Adaire
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am hilariously confused right now. I am under the impression that he thinks God is a wolf.

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what, I think this little guy is on the right track, because if we saw every international border as the result of civil war then maybe it would be easier to realize and acknowledge that we are all humans and that we are all in this boat together. In the long run, we had better learn to cooperate much better than we are at the present time. All our children and their descendants have every right to be very angry with the previous couple of generations because we have messed up their future.

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Lynda Momalo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is going to be an atheist before he's 10. He's too logical and wants facts.

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I ❤️ 🍫
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So confusing... now I wonder why libraries are spelled like that.

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KEBI Photography
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lynda Momalo, if you have ever been around a 6 year old, nothing they say makes sense, and it rubs off on you, too, so sometimes, you don't have proper grammar coming out of your mouth. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. Most kids can follow this better. You're an adult, right? Most adults know this.

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