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Mother's day is this weekend! So it's time for Jimmy Fallon's hashtag challenge #MomQuotes, an ode to all the awesome moms out there, and a reminder of how hilariously entertaining they can be!
From clever observations, puns and the lamest jokes, to embarrassing situations and accidentally inappropriate comments, people once again delivered with some hugely entertaining mom-ents from our beloved mothers.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorites, which we humbly present for your entertainment. So you thought your mom was a little weird sometimes? Scroll down below to see what kind of weird, wonderful and amazing moms are out there, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Aw, lovely sense of humour! Wonderful after what she'd been through.
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Katie Zachgo 7 years ago
My mom always jokingly says (after hurting me accidentally) "Well, you deserved it" 😂
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Freddy Fazbear 7 years ago
Mom: What does, Idk, gtg, and ly mean? Me: I don't know, got to go, love you. Mom: Fine, I'll ask your sister then.
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Lello Panzieri 7 years ago
BTW s**t floats only if you eat a lot of fats. If you have a good diet, it sinks.
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annisa pramita siwi 7 years ago
Me too, like totally hate trinket..they either filled my drawers, my shelves, or collecting dust on display...my mom and I got rid of them when I started high schooll..
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PurpleUnicorn 7 years ago
Which is what I have to bite my tongue not to say whenever I meet anyone out of context!
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Judith Sullivan 7 years ago
Just so you know -- there are chocolate (tea)pots, and they are very collectable and valuable.
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annisa pramita siwi 7 years ago
The good SIL answer 'it's a toe of the famous desert animal' 😜😜
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PurpleUnicorn 7 years ago
I don't know if it's still there but there used to be a huge Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I hate being accused of shouting when I've got way more volume to go.
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Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
Somewhere, there is a Bullfrog with an inferiority complex now... :(
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Kelly Horrigan 7 years ago
My mom has 5 of us, all girls. When I was around 11 (the youngest) someone asked my my mom "How do you do it?" Her response " Bury them at 11 and dig them up when they are 18" Totally understood when my daughter turned 13.
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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
I can hear her laughing... my mother told me the same "I hope your son will be as exhausting as you were!"
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Miriam Brose 7 years ago
In germany we call ALL baby birds "Küken". Unfortunately many people write "Kücken" and that makes me mad...
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Kelly Horrigan 7 years ago
My Mom too! I still do not know what that means- Don't love a man just cuz he has money? Give the poor guy a chance cuz everyone is picking the rich guy? Don't be intimidated by a successful man or feel unworthy? For God's sake do not get involved with a man who can't support you??? I wish she spelled it out. When I divorced- I had to pay alimony for a year!
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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
My Mother keeps asking me what her phone number is. When I asked her how come she didn't know she said "well I didn't think I'd need to memorise it I mean I'm hardly going to need it to call myself am I?"
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
We don't have in and out here so idk what either style is in the fry talk :(
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Doodle_Danger 7 years ago
I haven't been to the ocean often.... Red flag means too windy/ too big of waves right?
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Gremlan jonnson 7 years ago
😂😂😂😂 I dont know why this made me laugh so hard but I cant stop it
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Miriam Brose 7 years ago
What? Now your belly button bullies you? Bad belly button, shame on you!
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Stina Kolling 7 years ago
When I was 16 I went to live with my grandmother, who grew up on a dairy farm in Arkansas. She used to write up a grocery list & she knew I was from NY and liked bagels, so she'd put "bagoes" on the grocery list. I of course tried to tell her that it was "bageL", not "bagOE". Her reply was a simple "well that's how I spell it." My 16 year old brain was smart enough, even at that age, to think "well, I respect this woman; she's earned the right to call it a bagoe if she wants to call it a bagoe." And that was the end of that.
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glowworm2 7 years ago
Me too, I recently lost mine to lung cancer a year ago--she didn't smoke.
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Sasy 7 years ago
My Mum used to say that if i cleaned my room as a teen, once she came home and my friends and i decided to mow the lawn (in the 80s we were so fashion doing it too) she drove up, stopped before the driveway and rolled down the window and asked if I knew where her house was.
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My mom was telling a story at dinner one night and called someone in the story a real "schmuck". My dad asked her if she knew what schmuck meant and she replied : Of course I do, it means jerk." My dad: No honey, actually it means penis. My mom: oh god, oh god, oh god. I called so and so a schmuck, and this guy a schmuck, and that guy etc.... Guess they should have thought Yiddish at conversion class in addition to Judaism!
GiveMeASloth 7 years ago
Not an insult but my mom once told me she wanted to see the tower of Big Ben. She forgot the name of the Eiffel Tower and improvised. She's cute i love her LOL
Katie Hutcheon 7 years ago
My mum asked me where she souks but a "decent joint" (of meat she means) but she was quite open to asking the staff for good joint (..again, of meat..)
diane a 7 years ago
mum - "I never trust a man with a moustache" - my husband who i had been married to for 15 years- and had the same mustache all along was sat there
Kerry Halk 7 years ago
My mother yelled at me for using the wrong size pot on a burner her reply everybody knows that my response Who did u f****n survey
Rappenwolf 7 years ago
Once, my mom and I watched my dad go out in his middle-of-Texas-summer outfit, shorts and sandals, to mow the yard. My mom, in a very low voice, said "Well, that's a pair of ball huggers." (Hands over ears, lalalala)
Jeanneke van Berkel 7 years ago
My mum told me she liked my new skirt, but I could hear in her voice that she didn't mean what she said. I replied: thanks, I bought it in a flea market. Her reply: yes, I can see that!
GiveMeASloth 7 years ago
I say to my kids I LOVE y'all but sometimes mommy's need breaks to. So my son said to me awhile back, Moma, I want to go somewhere this weekend bc I've had enough of y'all...but I love you.
glowworm2 7 years ago
Me too, I recently lost mine to lung cancer a year ago--she didn't smoke.
Load More Replies... Sasy 7 years ago
My Mum used to say that if i cleaned my room as a teen, once she came home and my friends and i decided to mow the lawn (in the 80s we were so fashion doing it too) she drove up, stopped before the driveway and rolled down the window and asked if I knew where her house was.
Load More Replies... MargretL 7 years ago
My mom was telling a story at dinner one night and called someone in the story a real "schmuck". My dad asked her if she knew what schmuck meant and she replied : Of course I do, it means jerk." My dad: No honey, actually it means penis. My mom: oh god, oh god, oh god. I called so and so a schmuck, and this guy a schmuck, and that guy etc.... Guess they should have thought Yiddish at conversion class in addition to Judaism!
GiveMeASloth 7 years ago
Not an insult but my mom once told me she wanted to see the tower of Big Ben. She forgot the name of the Eiffel Tower and improvised. She's cute i love her LOL
Katie Hutcheon 7 years ago
My mum asked me where she souks but a "decent joint" (of meat she means) but she was quite open to asking the staff for good joint (..again, of meat..)
diane a 7 years ago
mum - "I never trust a man with a moustache" - my husband who i had been married to for 15 years- and had the same mustache all along was sat there
Kerry Halk 7 years ago
My mother yelled at me for using the wrong size pot on a burner her reply everybody knows that my response Who did u f****n survey
Rappenwolf 7 years ago
Once, my mom and I watched my dad go out in his middle-of-Texas-summer outfit, shorts and sandals, to mow the yard. My mom, in a very low voice, said "Well, that's a pair of ball huggers." (Hands over ears, lalalala)
Jeanneke van Berkel 7 years ago
My mum told me she liked my new skirt, but I could hear in her voice that she didn't mean what she said. I replied: thanks, I bought it in a flea market. Her reply: yes, I can see that!
GiveMeASloth 7 years ago
I say to my kids I LOVE y'all but sometimes mommy's need breaks to. So my son said to me awhile back, Moma, I want to go somewhere this weekend bc I've had enough of y'all...but I love you.
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