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101 Of The Funniest Things That Moms Have Ever Said
Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes. It's for his latest hashtag game, and the best will appear on his show, but as you can see from this hilarious list, he's going to have real trouble deciding which ones are the funniest! From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a "booty call," to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers, these tweets will remind you that moms really are special, in every sense of the word. Don't forget to vote for the funniest tweet!
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Alexandra Rikerson 9 years ago
My mom says exactly that, looks like moms are same everywhere 😃
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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago
How was your mother supposed to supply you with a boyfriend for your birthday???
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Nikolina Kalajdžić 9 years ago
And they never looked at another dirty magazine out of sheer disgust
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Munashe Rupango 9 years ago
Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake
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Sunshine Michener 9 years ago
I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.
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Edouard Youssef 9 years ago
*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss
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Saeyoul Akiyune 3 years ago
Same, except it was often said by my stepdad when my siblings and I were kids - I hated it (along with every "welcome to adult life" sequence comment)
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
sorry to break it to you but this is a quote from actress anna magnani.
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Buzz Covington 9 years ago
My mom once told me "Knock it off, or I will slap you so hard, your eyes will roll around in your head like BBs in a matchbox!" I still laugh when I think of it.
Buzz Covington 9 years ago
My mom once told me "Knock it off, or I will slap you so hard, your eyes will roll around in your head like BBs in a matchbox!" I still laugh when I think of it.
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