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This Mom Had A Genius Idea On How To Get Out Of Moving The Family Elf, Did Not Expect It Would End So Horribly Wrong
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This Mom Had A Genius Idea On How To Get Out Of Moving The Family Elf, Did Not Expect It Would End So Horribly Wrong

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In an attempt to keep the holiday spirit alive in their house, one mom has become the Christmas darling of the year on the internet. “Y’all know I can’t stand doing Elf on the Shelf but I suck it up every year and do it to see those precious smiles on my beautiful children’s faces,” Brittany Mease from Wylie, Texas wrote. This time, however, the adventures of Elfis – the family elf – took a hilariously unexpected turn, accumulating over 106K likes and 107K shares on Facebook.

Everything started with a subtle white lie that Brittany planned to pull off on her kids, but it soon backfired, proving that sometimes everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Scroll down to read the amusing story in Brittany’s own words and let us know what you think about it in the comments below!

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Army veteran Brittany Mease works really hard to be the best mom to her children but this holiday season had prepared her a special challenge

Some Christmas traditions can’t be ignored, especially if they mean the world to your precious kids

Brittany thought her plan was perfect

She, er, I mean Elfis even wrote this cute letter, explaining everything to the kids

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But after the 2 weeks, things took an unexpected turn

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It wasn’t a sight for the fainthearted

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But the family enjoyed the magic of Christmas nonetheless

People quickly fell in with the story, nominating Brittany for mom of the year

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theryanmiller81 avatar
Bear Trapp
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refuse to do the elf on the shelf thing. And to the parents who complain about doing it, it's your own fault for starting it in the first place.

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Bobbi Newell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed; I think sometimes it's well-meaning grandparents or other relatives who start it, and the parents don't have enough backbone or imagination to get out of it.

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Pi...
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This elf on a shelf thing is creepy! Brrr... I'm surprised the Hollywood horror houses haven't harvested him for some jump scares yet!

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Mama Panda
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? He could be Annabelle and Chucky's long lost son that is seeking revenge on the family that separated them and made him do stupid stunts for love or some s**t hahahaha

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Wanda Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was told there would be colorful language......perhaps in TX that was colorful but in NY.....not so much.

ng avatar
N G
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So oven baked cooked pasta is bad for your ealth ?

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Blue Cicada
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Discussing fiction vs. nonfiction w 5th graders (10 and 11 yrs old). Me: If I write a report about Abraham Lincoln it's... Class: nonfiction!! If I write a story about Batman it's... Class: fiction!! Student (raises hand): and if you write about Santa Claus, it's fiction! Distraught girl: you mean Santa isn't REAL?!?! Traumatized boy: stares at me with horror, confusion, fear. I spent the next 15 minutes explaining that Santa Claus is ABSOLUTELY real, he was born in Anatolia, he shared his money as a small boy, he helped 3 sisters who needed dowries. I said he spent the rest of his life helping others, especially giving gifts to poor children. I glossed over the dead and buried part. I said his MISSION is still alive today, and people get greedy and think he's all about giving lots of gifts to who wants them, but his real mission is to help poor people. Every Christmas we all help Santa when we donate to help families have gifts, and if we REALLY believe, we'll help the poor all year

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Blue Cicada
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I covered that pretty well. I don't believe in lying to children, but I DO believe in the "magic" of people helping each other out. Dad called the principal, said his son cried all night. I'm sorry, the boy is _10_!!

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Julie Lalonde
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that found it kind of cruel to basically say "you irresponsible kids broke his leg!", I mean, does Santa leave lumps of coal in their stockings too?

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MBZ MetalsmithArtist
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had never heard of Elf on the shelf before a few years ago...and I'm glad I hadn't! I mean (major eye roll) seriously? You have to lie about Santa, plus then convince kids that he sends out SPIES to invade your privacy? For what? Getting More stuff? I think it's awful. Thankful that my son didn't have that creepy thing in his childhood!

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Nadine Ducca
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she "quickly tossed him in the oven" then how come he's perfectly propped up inside the grill, ready for his post-accident photoshoot? I suppose she just needed to make the pictures look nice, huh? Oh, and that elf is effing freaky! He only has a foot because of the cast. If you look at his other leg there isn't even a foot! WTH is up with that?

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Pragya Fating
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just find it hard to believe that the kids(especially the elder boy)still believe there is such thing as elf. I mean it's clearly just a doll. But lly is doing right by thinking he won't tell on her. She is on the path of annoying ppl I like that. Maybe it was just me bt even as a kid I could tell there was no such thing as these

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John Bartholomew
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elf with barbie head in one hand,and a bloody knife in other?Hilarious xmas hi jink.

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An Ambitious Lemon
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming the "Gray" is an older kid, as the story leads on to believe, seems a little old to be believing in all the "elf of a shelf" nonsense? I just find that strange...is this a Millennial parent thing?

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Andrew Batmann
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What am I missing? I've read this twice. There's no punchline, it's not humorous... wtf is the point of this story? She put a toy in the oven and forgot and turned the oven on...AAAAAAND?

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Bobbi Newell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad my kids grew up before the whole Elf on the Shelf thing! When they misbehaved, all I had to do was start singing, "He sees you when you're sleeping..." and they'd straighten right up. Sometimes they even joined in.

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Cecily C
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL we didn't have Elf on the Shelf when I was a kid. We never really believed in Santa because I asked my mom if he was real when I was pretty little and she didn't want to lie, but she still called her closet the North Pole extension office and said the presents would be returned if we went in there.

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Angel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree - I hate doing Elf on the Shelf - but it wasn't us that started it - it was my Step-son's grandma (on his mom's side) luckily my man doesn't mind it so much - but it's so not for me lol

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Kman
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kiddo was introduced to elf in class, he thought it was creepy so we don't do it. Win win for us.

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Rainbow Unicorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am disturbed by how little damage there is to that thing. Is it made of asbestos?

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lindsayaotter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is seriously the best Christmas story I have heard in a long time! Thank you for sharing! I laughed so hard, I cried. Thank You!

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NuckinFutNixxed
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was hilarious and also exactly why I never got involved with this weirdness!!

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SJ_Panda_love
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That face of Elf be like - Seriously mate, Oven? Jesus Christ, why would you do that.

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Hans
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6 years ago

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Irrelevant story is irrelevant. Life lesson: do not preheat ovens. But for a very few dishes (some hard to bake pastries for example) there is no benefit and you waste time and energy.

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Bored Fox
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some dishes need specific time to be finished so it is good idea to preheat the oven. Modern electric ovens are usually quite fast at preheating, for example my oven needs less than 5 minutes to reach 225 degrees Celsius or more.

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theryanmiller81 avatar
Bear Trapp
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refuse to do the elf on the shelf thing. And to the parents who complain about doing it, it's your own fault for starting it in the first place.

bobbinewell avatar
Bobbi Newell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed; I think sometimes it's well-meaning grandparents or other relatives who start it, and the parents don't have enough backbone or imagination to get out of it.

Load More Replies...
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Pi...
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This elf on a shelf thing is creepy! Brrr... I'm surprised the Hollywood horror houses haven't harvested him for some jump scares yet!

terybriggs avatar
Mama Panda
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? He could be Annabelle and Chucky's long lost son that is seeking revenge on the family that separated them and made him do stupid stunts for love or some s**t hahahaha

Load More Replies...
wanda_queen avatar
Wanda Queen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was told there would be colorful language......perhaps in TX that was colorful but in NY.....not so much.

ng avatar
N G
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So oven baked cooked pasta is bad for your ealth ?

abdallah06apple avatar
Blue Cicada
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Discussing fiction vs. nonfiction w 5th graders (10 and 11 yrs old). Me: If I write a report about Abraham Lincoln it's... Class: nonfiction!! If I write a story about Batman it's... Class: fiction!! Student (raises hand): and if you write about Santa Claus, it's fiction! Distraught girl: you mean Santa isn't REAL?!?! Traumatized boy: stares at me with horror, confusion, fear. I spent the next 15 minutes explaining that Santa Claus is ABSOLUTELY real, he was born in Anatolia, he shared his money as a small boy, he helped 3 sisters who needed dowries. I said he spent the rest of his life helping others, especially giving gifts to poor children. I glossed over the dead and buried part. I said his MISSION is still alive today, and people get greedy and think he's all about giving lots of gifts to who wants them, but his real mission is to help poor people. Every Christmas we all help Santa when we donate to help families have gifts, and if we REALLY believe, we'll help the poor all year

abdallah06apple avatar
Blue Cicada
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I covered that pretty well. I don't believe in lying to children, but I DO believe in the "magic" of people helping each other out. Dad called the principal, said his son cried all night. I'm sorry, the boy is _10_!!

Load More Replies...
hazelsmrf avatar
Julie Lalonde
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that found it kind of cruel to basically say "you irresponsible kids broke his leg!", I mean, does Santa leave lumps of coal in their stockings too?

bzap724 avatar
MBZ MetalsmithArtist
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had never heard of Elf on the shelf before a few years ago...and I'm glad I hadn't! I mean (major eye roll) seriously? You have to lie about Santa, plus then convince kids that he sends out SPIES to invade your privacy? For what? Getting More stuff? I think it's awful. Thankful that my son didn't have that creepy thing in his childhood!

nadineducca avatar
Nadine Ducca
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she "quickly tossed him in the oven" then how come he's perfectly propped up inside the grill, ready for his post-accident photoshoot? I suppose she just needed to make the pictures look nice, huh? Oh, and that elf is effing freaky! He only has a foot because of the cast. If you look at his other leg there isn't even a foot! WTH is up with that?

pragyafating_1 avatar
Pragya Fating
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just find it hard to believe that the kids(especially the elder boy)still believe there is such thing as elf. I mean it's clearly just a doll. But lly is doing right by thinking he won't tell on her. She is on the path of annoying ppl I like that. Maybe it was just me bt even as a kid I could tell there was no such thing as these

bartholomew_john avatar
John Bartholomew
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elf with barbie head in one hand,and a bloody knife in other?Hilarious xmas hi jink.

jenniferdepillo avatar
An Ambitious Lemon
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming the "Gray" is an older kid, as the story leads on to believe, seems a little old to be believing in all the "elf of a shelf" nonsense? I just find that strange...is this a Millennial parent thing?

andrewsalgadoart avatar
Andrew Batmann
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What am I missing? I've read this twice. There's no punchline, it's not humorous... wtf is the point of this story? She put a toy in the oven and forgot and turned the oven on...AAAAAAND?

bobbinewell avatar
Bobbi Newell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad my kids grew up before the whole Elf on the Shelf thing! When they misbehaved, all I had to do was start singing, "He sees you when you're sleeping..." and they'd straighten right up. Sometimes they even joined in.

ceci3copeland avatar
Cecily C
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL we didn't have Elf on the Shelf when I was a kid. We never really believed in Santa because I asked my mom if he was real when I was pretty little and she didn't want to lie, but she still called her closet the North Pole extension office and said the presents would be returned if we went in there.

angelinavanee avatar
Angel
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree - I hate doing Elf on the Shelf - but it wasn't us that started it - it was my Step-son's grandma (on his mom's side) luckily my man doesn't mind it so much - but it's so not for me lol

sirens-code avatar
Kman
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kiddo was introduced to elf in class, he thought it was creepy so we don't do it. Win win for us.

zhevraqueen avatar
Rainbow Unicorn
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am disturbed by how little damage there is to that thing. Is it made of asbestos?

mrslindsayloo avatar
lindsayaotter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is seriously the best Christmas story I have heard in a long time! Thank you for sharing! I laughed so hard, I cried. Thank You!

silver-tree avatar
NuckinFutNixxed
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was hilarious and also exactly why I never got involved with this weirdness!!

sanchit-mit2006 avatar
SJ_Panda_love
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That face of Elf be like - Seriously mate, Oven? Jesus Christ, why would you do that.

crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Irrelevant story is irrelevant. Life lesson: do not preheat ovens. But for a very few dishes (some hard to bake pastries for example) there is no benefit and you waste time and energy.

wolfpuppet avatar
Bored Fox
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some dishes need specific time to be finished so it is good idea to preheat the oven. Modern electric ovens are usually quite fast at preheating, for example my oven needs less than 5 minutes to reach 225 degrees Celsius or more.

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