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We don’t really notice how fast time goes by. But this time, we are taking you on a trip to the past that shows how our households have changed beyond recognition since the '70s.

And trust me, in most cases, it’s for the better. Take a chip pan, for example—these crazy fire agents that produced the best chips on the planet your mom can probably still taste in her mouth would keep homes on the brink of tragedy, and yet people adored them.

Thanks to the Memorial Device Twitter page that shared this illuminating guide, we now have the full list of the 40 greatest '70s household dangers all posted in order. Both nostalgic and utterly terrifying, they make you wonder whether people back then had less of a sense of health and safety. Or if it’s us who live in an overly protective mindset. Anyhow, I prefer the latter one.

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Andrew Gibb
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5 years ago

My mum set the kitchen on fire using one of these- we first saw the flames through the serving hatch into the dining room. Luckily the local Fire Chief and his son, a fireman lived next door to us.

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    Becky Samuel
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    5 years ago

    It's a fireplace. If the paper catches (hint: it doesn't) you put it in the fireplace with the rest of the fire.

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    Natalia A
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    5 years ago

    I used to use this all the time in my parents' shop when I wasn't even a teenager yet. I feel the need to defend it because it would take a lot of stupid to injure yourself with it!

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    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
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    5 years ago

    What is it?

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    Here's the bizarre video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQcGIZioqQE&t=4s&ab_channel=FunFinder

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    wow that's fantastic
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    5 years ago

    "police! there's a stalker-" "ma'am, it's the fbi"

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    Robert T
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    5 years ago (edited)

    My grandma had a manual mangle (wringer). Before the advent of washing machines with a decent spin cycle, my mum had a spinner, which was basically a small washing machine drum mounted vertically and it did a better spin to get more water out.

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    Natalia A
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    5 years ago

    Ahh, memories!!

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    Donkey boi
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    5 years ago

    I nicked the red bulbs out of our and used then in my bedroom light fitting. The whole street thought my parents had started a brothel.

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    DC
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    5 years ago

    I used one of these in 2014, 2015 in Berlin, because I couldn't afford a decent place to be ... so I lived in the basement of a guy who was too old (>90) to take out the trashy and broken furniture.

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    Laura Jones
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    5 years ago

    they gave out fantastic heat but the gas bottles when full were so heavy and it gradually went up in price to a ridiculous level

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    Robert T
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    5 years ago

    Still exist. Still used.

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    Andi
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    5 years ago

    could i just add that we all carried knives and no one got stabbed

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    Robert T
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    5 years ago

    Ouzo gave me a terrible hangover.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    these are still used and are for sale new

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    Natalia A
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    5 years ago

    People are so overly cautious. Unless you put your fingers in there (and you'd have to be stupid to do that), what would go wrong?!

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    The Striker- not very cool like a Chopper striker-60...c384b4.jpg striker-60daf50c384b4.jpg

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    Alex K
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    5 years ago

    how can it get caught in your ribcage? would it run amok around your organs? wtf :D

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    Natalia A
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    5 years ago

    This was awesome!! Never used it as a weapon though!

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    Redfox
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I had these. Whacked myself in the nose so hard I thought my nose had gone to the other side of my head. I obviously did not learn co-ordination nor skill.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    the 'shower' in most British households back in the 80's

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    nicely mixed into a tune by the Prodigy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E

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    DC
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    5 years ago

    That wasn't really frowned upon until the nineties. All my friends' parents, mine, and basically every adult we knew smoked in his house, his car, everywhere. Children's rooms ... not that often, but sometimes, too.

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    Robert T
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    5 years ago

    Still done. In some countries, people do this to make extra money.

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    Robert T
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    5 years ago

    My dad had one of these for the greenhouse.

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    Rain WhiteBuffalo
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    5 years ago

    OMG I miss these shoes. I want a pair right now!! I remember having a pair in every color they offered (tan, white, navy and black). I loved these!!!

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    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In Viet Nam we have "shop gun" too. It's a brand name of condom. xD

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    apart from amusing whilst going down stairs these were a rubbish toy

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    Dhukath
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    5 years ago

    70s & early 80's when appliances didn't come with a plug fitted!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    If it ripped out the hair by the roots their claim wasn't fake.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    your younger brother's urine at best. A brown submarine discovered at worst.

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    JuJu
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    5 years ago

    Pfft...just a matter of training.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    5 years ago

    ?!?!?!?

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    the originals look like trimmed twigs.

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    Dhukath
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    5 years ago

    Worst when your foot can off and the whole thing sprang up and smacked you under the chin!

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    good old Viz characters

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Only in dysfunctional families would these be used a lethal weapon. The rest of the world used them to throw them at dartboards.

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    backatya
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    5 years ago

    you mean Big shits

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    the door handle trick worked...at giving children dental PTSD

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    Natalia A
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    5 years ago

    We do this in Cyprus for new year's. You clean the coin, wrap it in foil and drop it in the cake batter. Everyone knows it's there so they're careful:)

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago

    Leaving a battery on an unregulated charger is something a moron would do. 1970s or otherwise.

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